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Mr. Oldman

@mr-oldman.bsky.social
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I’m still old. I still think I’m funny. Did I mention old?

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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 2h
Myth. I agree.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 2h
What, this old bs again. Fatboy announces a deal, a ceasefire, an anything with anyone and it sounds great until the others involved in this so called agreement say “Huh? We don’t know what he’s talking about.” www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...
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Trump claims Russia and Ukraine agree to 'energy ceasefire' despite continued attacks
Moscow did not immediately comment. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said that while his country “welcomed” the announcement by Trump as “good news for everyone,” Russia was still hitting energ...
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 3h
Because Soon-Yi was adopted, it’s believed that she was about ten years old when Woody Allen started his relationship with Mia Farrow. Technically not a stepfather marrying his stepdaughter, technically, but about as creepy as one.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 3h
"I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." The marry your stepdaughter club?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 5h
SNL, seriously? Who’s hosting next week, Louie? Woody Allen? trump?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 6h
Sad. So pathetic. Like watching a toddler with whip cream all over his face lie about eating the cake.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 6h
Saw Digger yesterday. While it has slight shades of Coen brothers or even Terry Gilliam, it’s most definitely its own unique style of movie. Really funny, Cruise’s acting is Oscar nomination worthy, and the writing is superb. Don’t let anyone spoil anything about the movie for you. 9/10 film.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 7h
It’s been reported Kegsbreath is personally supervising the prisoner’s live-streamed firing squad execution and has designed the most efficient way to make sure no one misses the target. He’s the smartest.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10h
МЫ НОМЕР ОДИН! МЫ НОМЕР ОДИН! МЫ НОМЕР ОДИН! США!! США!! МЫ... ОХ.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 11h
Did you mean repost?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 11h
What does retweet mean?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 11h
What is this retweet you speak of?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 11h
Who chooses a murderous dictator over an ally? A traitorous overstuffed barely literate lying corrupt traitor of a president, that’s who. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
politico.com
Trump says Zelenskyy ‘better damn well stop' attacks on Russian oil refineries, calls for new Ukrainian leader
The U.S. president lashed out at Zelenskyy over Ukrainian strikes on Russian oil infrastructure.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Butt-Head's Stunned Reaction
ALT: Butt-Head's Stunned Reaction
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😳
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not bad. Not bad at all.
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Star Trek: Not Bad Reaction
ALT: Star Trek: Not Bad Reaction
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s no bustle. That’s a thirty pound load in a ten pound diaper.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I see three wives and one whiny fat bitch.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That fat orange lump isn’t buying diesel. Krasnov is just funneling cash to his handler as ordered. Russia has a diesel shortage due to Ukraine’s strikes on their refineries and storage, so I guess they’ll just have to be a middleman and pretend it’s Russian fuel. www.msn.com/en-gb/news/o...
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MSN
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Our tax dollars hard at work hiring the best of the best.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI made his hands too big.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😁
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I stomped out the fire that I started. I put the bandages on the ear I shot off. I gave a cracker to the children I starved for months.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m laughing so hard I need a piss break!
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The nearest Klan Klubhouse.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ICYMI — “It’s not just that you’ve hired half the third Reich to staff your congressional office… if John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery Mike Collins would be grabbing a Billy Club…” 🔥 @ossoff.bsky.social did not hold back
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t, the same way no one else knows what any stranger is thinking. You can look at their actions and infer their reasoning. You can also read interviews they or those closest to them have given. www.theguardian.com/music/2012/o... www.johnlennon.com/news/john-le...
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Paul McCartney: Yoko Ono did not break up the Beatles
After 50 years, the singer tells David Frost that Brian Epstein's successor to blame for rock'n'roll's most famous split
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I need to watch this movie again.
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💙Christine Slemmer💙 @slem63.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brenden Cuni POS that shot the person in New York yesterday while a 5 year old child was in the car. He has a long history of violence and yet he was allowed to be an ICE agent, which since being hired he has brutally assaulted a pregnant woman and others.
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💙Christine Slemmer💙 @slem63.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2. We need to make him so famous he won't be able to go anywhere without being recognized. That's how we fight back.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I remember reading that the movie was different from his side of the story, but I had no idea it was this bad. What skunks those fake parents are. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
espn.com
'Blind Side' subject Oher alleges Tuohys made millions off lie
In a 14-page court petition, the former NFL star alleges that Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy never adopted him, instead tricking him into signing a document that gave them legal authority to make business deals in his name.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So eff President Zelenskyy and the hell with Ukraine? Screw our allies and bend over for our enemies? I wonder if trump thanks Putin before or after he gets his fat ass spanked. www.reuters.com/business/ene...
reuters.com
Trump says Russia to supply diesel to US and global market
President Donald Trump ​said on Friday that Russia had agreed to immediately supply diesel to US and global markets in an effort to lower fuel prices ahead of ‌the US midterm elections, although analy...
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Am I the only one that sees it?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why take them off in the first place?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How many times does a traitor to our country have to commit treason before those in the position to charge that traitor with treason charge him with treason?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What makes you say tha…oh. You’re correct. Good catch.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’d imagine a new relationship would do that to an artist. I’m sure Yoko Ono must’ve dragged him back to their apartment kicking and screaming and there’s no way he went back willingly. Maybe she also hypnotized him?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fake it. Lie about it. Deny it. insideclimatenews.org/news/0710202...
insideclimatenews.org
New Documents Add to Evidence in Climate Deception Case Against ExxonMobil - Inside Climate News
Court filings by the Massachusetts attorney general’s office include previously undisclosed documents, revealing new details about internal deliberations at the oil giant.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is what you get when half this administration is stocked with past and future Fox News rejects.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope that YouTube still was cryptic enough to not spoil anything.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She made John happy, and she didn’t break up the Beatles as they were having some strong issues before he fell in love with her. Yeah, she spent too much time in the studio with them, not because she insisted but because John wanted her there. Again, who are we to judge?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I didn’t think I’d enjoy watching Danny Boyle’s Yesterday. I’m too much of a Beatles fan to want to see some imitation. It’s not only a must see for any Beatles fan, or any music fan too, but good luck trying to hold the tears back when this scene arrives. Made me cry just watching this clip.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yoko is not the ogre many thought she was. Not at all.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The voices, faces, all the fun stuff. I feel bad for those who don’t get the joy of teaching and playing with children. As our kids started to get older, my wife and I considered a kid free vacation, but every possibility made us think how much fun it’d be with them instead. Yay Disney World!
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s the pathetic little fat kid that’ll do anything to hang out with the big kids.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Remember when the U.S.S. Lincoln didn’t get resupplied for months and there was no mention of the fact the reason was our resupply base in Kuwait was bombed and soldiers were killed?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Heartless. Absolutely heartless. I can’t wait until fatboy not slim pardons them all and while the smirks on their faces are still wet the state charges come rolling in.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We’ve officially entered the whatever occupies the space below shithole country form of government. Iran, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, North Korea, and Somalia are preparing the welcome wagon as we speak. Thanks republicans. Thanks for destroying our country. www.axios.com/2026/10/08/h...
axios.com
Pete Hegseth says the public can watch Fort Hood shooter's execution
Hegseth said Nidal Hasan is "gonna get a firing squad of soldiers. As it should be."
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Indeed.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reason #5,438 why this entire republican administration should be impeached with trump and his cabinet imprisoned. Anyone looking the other way as we descend into fascist kleptocracy supports both the crimes and the criminal traitors too.
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