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Mr. Oldman

@mr-oldman.bsky.social
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I’m still old. I still think I’m funny. Did I mention old?

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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 3h
Every republican running for every office in the country supports him. Protects him. Lies for him. If they didn’t, they’d forcefully speak out against such a criminal traitorous lying grifting perverted barely literate befuddled dictator wannabe.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 3h
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
Now let’s resume talking about Epstein.
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Bpm7977 @bpm7977.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evil, cubed
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“…and booked a hotel in Augusta, Georgia, during the storied Masters golf tournament, a trip that cost Texas taxpayers at least $25,000.” Why spend your own money when the voters will finance your vacation? apnews.com/article/ken-...
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Inside Ken Paxton's jet-setting lifestyle: California wineries, European hot spots and ski resorts
When Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton launched his campaign for Senate last year, he skipped the local pageantry.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This was in the early 2000s, not the 1800s. Good job religion.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When the top tax rate was over 80%, it paid for bridges, libraries, hydroelectric dams, and even built the Interstate Highway System while the wealthy still remained wealthy. I guess three homes, two yachts, a private jet, and a pocket full of politicians isn’t enough anymore.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Will @willgarcia820.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣🤣😂😂
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you realize you’re being questioned by Larry, his brother Darryl, and his other brother Darryl.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was curious as to how many current politicians were recipients of a Fulbright or Rhodes scholarship, because I’d like those in charge of making decisions to at least know that dumb is spelled with a B. Pete Buttigieg and Abdul El-Sayed are the only ones. Let’s vote smart, not dum.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop telling the truth dammit! It’s making me look like a heartless greedy Scrooge! I’ll sue!
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because if you don’t, you may never have to worry about voting again.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the best behind the scenes Documentaries on Pop music you’ll ever see. This group of L.A. session musicians were literally the sound of the 60’s & 70’s. They were known in the industry as… THE WRECKING CREW (2015)
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“But Hegseth’s announcement comes after…trump gutted the civilian agency specifically created to safeguard election infrastructure…” Says the fattest and dumbest of all liars ever, “Only I can fix what I’ve broken” as he nods off dreaming of Natalie and Big Macs. apnews.com/article/nsa-...
apnews.com
Hegseth says national security, military cyber forces will guard US election systems during midterms
The U.S. National Security Agency and military intelligence forces are set to guard election systems during the November midterms.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another rat in a long line of cowardly rats trying to flee a sinking shit.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is easy. Just vote straight Democratic across the board. I’m researching every voter initiative and all of the judges, school boards, etc. but for every one with a D next to their name they’re getting my vote. Republicans lost my vote a few months after trump’s first term started.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Accidentally , or “accidentally”? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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John Fetterman accidentally calls himself ‘a lifelong Republican’
Social and news media commenters seize on senator’s gaffe, with some characterizing it as a Freudian slip
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks to u/dittidot on Reddit for this gem.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Xi knows what kind of a piece of dog crap the turd in chief is. You’d have to be deaf, mute, and blind while only reading the braille version of Fox News to think otherwise.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do.
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Pepperidge Farm Remembers Meme
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Nurse Ratched @nurseratched64.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shero
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, in his defense, you don’t grift $25,000,000.00 and NOT do what they demand.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ain’t no grift like that good ‘ol fashioned christian grift. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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Tim Tebow pauses his relationship with Life Surge after Pablo Torre investigation
Pablo Torre is a troublemaker.
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A.J. @andynear70.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Polite Poet (@politepoet)
Great idea.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I've posted this many times - needs to flood the media until election day.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Waaaaaah! There’s no immigrants willing to work for low wages since my fat orange daddy deported them. He’s supposed to be cruel to other people, not me! Stupid Biden! Thanks Obama. www.ibtimes.co.uk/wisconsin-da...
ibtimes.co.uk
Trump Supporter Says She Cannot Find Farm Workers After Backing Deportations, Telling $20-An-Hour Applicant 'Get Bent'
Wisconsin dairy farmer Abby Swan says she is milking 300 cows largely alone while facing an acute labour shortage, rising costs and online criticism over her political views.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ehhh, what’s breaking the law when you’ve broken hundreds already, right? apnews.com/article/paid...
apnews.com
US government foots bill for television advertisement featuring Trump's midterm messaging
An ad running on Fox News and Newsmax showing images of President Donald Trump and calling for the defeat of communism was paid for by the U.S. government.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey! Give the guy a break already, will ya? He thought it was a bird.
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Donald Trump Trump
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He loves to kiss ass. “It was a remarkable act of deference. By tradition, American presidents don’t make the 12-mile trip to the base to greet a foreign leader. They instead wait at the White House, backed by the grandeur and power of the executive mansion” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
theatlantic.com
The Deferential President
Not long ago, President Trump could claim that he ran the world. Now he’s waiting at the bottom of a set of airline steps for the Chinese president.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
His constant companion Natalie? A robot hand? A winter coat in 65° weather? A full diaper?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t repost that trump is Saddam Insane. Got it.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As we suspected:
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damn that’s a ton of pardons.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s most certainly true. Many of us heard it live, the same way we heard donald schmuck tell Howard Stern it was okay to call his daughter Ivanka a piece of ass. Creepy perverted depraved sleazebag.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Cute Little Girl Laughing
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mostly Crisco? MOSTLY CRISCO!?!?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Where’s that repost twenty times button?
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Double the price and now rationed? WE’RE NUMBER ONE! WE’RE NUMBER ONE! WE’RE NUMBER ONE! USA! USA! US…oh. www.foxbusiness.com/economy/cost...
foxbusiness.com
Costco raises price of Kirkland motor oil and limits how much shoppers can buy
Costco is now capping Kirkland and Mobil 1 motor oil purchases each week as oil prices soar, gas hits $4.32 and diesel surpasses $6 a gallon.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another rat fleeing a sinking trump? Until the midterms are over then it’s trumplicking as always. www.newsweek.com/byron-donald...
newsweek.com
Byron Donalds Removes Trump Photos From Website as David Jolly Gains Ground
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolutely. You have to drop off or mail in your ballot as early as possible in order to check its status and be able to correct any signature not accepted or lost in the mail issues before the deadline.
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migas7.bsky.social @migas7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Real Stories - our version not the GOP's.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And his shiny new wife number two being the daughter of Epstein’s personal banker? That too? apnews.com/article/trum...
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GOP Sen. John Curtis calls for probe of Trump Jr. after wedding party bankrolled by Russian oligarch
Republican Sen. John Curtis of Utah wants the Senate Judiciary Committee to investigate and subpoena Donald Trump Jr. after his wedding party was partially bankrolled by a Russian oligarch.
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ll assume all world leaders are here on Bluesky so please please PULL-EEEEZE laugh at trump when he spouts his stupidity at the UN. I’ve stopped 49 wars! HA HA HA HA! Our economy is booming! AH HA HA! I can change my own diaper. HA HA HA HA! When he’s done speaking yell out “YOU SUCK!”
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Those repercussions only apply to those who didn’t kiss President Fulldiaper’s ample behind.
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