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professional musician, amateur reply guy, full-time dad. likes cooking, ice hockey, sleeping in, doomscrolling.

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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my kid eats pasta and fruit every morning for breakfast. we don't care because she's 4 and we're happy she's eating anything.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it is true. yo yo ma is one of the nicest celebrities on this planet.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pretty sure that we own our concert grand, not the PAC we play in.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah, i also wonder who owns the concert grands actually used on stage/pit… the arts orgs or the KC.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
god i would love to play in an orchestra where mahler 5 is a “pleaser”. here its like, uh, planets, enigma variations, dvorak, tchaikovsky, and rachmaninoff.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wait… you’re for real???
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
want to do one of those parent tik toks about shopping with my super outgoing four year old running all over the place & talking to everyone… everyone in the store: “omg she’s so cute!!!!” me:
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i think a lot of their problems are legitimate, but people like this are on the far end of “society should change to accommodate me vs. i should try to fit into society” spectrum. then they all get together and tell each other what they want to hear.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
… yet there are still episodes missing from disney+
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FICO would change its algorithm faster than you’d ever believe a corporation could move.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is a goated license plate design and nc should bring it back
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wound up with a sub-10k 2025 Limited RWD for a touch under $35k. decided to hold out & pay more for a '25 since I think it will age better. reminded me how much I hate buying cars. the salesman kept trying to put me in another car even though I knew they had a '25 I5 on order.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dammit, I screwed up threading.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it blatantly seems like a scam if all this is true. either they're going just keep the money you paid after your 120 months, or you have to certify payments at a higher rate and lose cheaper months you could have bought back.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
* incentivizes some people are saying you should certify your employment every month so you don't lose money, but if you do that you lock in those payments at your new monthly amount. (you can only buy back enough months to reach forgiveness. you can't "undo" certified payments.)
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No one can definitively answer the question "what happens to payments you make between buyback request & offer if you don't certify them (or left your qualifying job)?" some legit people are saying they count for nothing, down the toilet, which is insane to me. it incentives long processing times.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm screwed if I can't get general forbearance. I forget if I used any of it. I submitted a PSLF buyback request last month. They are taking almost 2 years to process. It's insane. It's basically a scam.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
posting a question to the askcarsales subreddit is a good way to radicalize yourself against car dealers (if you aren't already). hell just reading the sub might do it.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A queer erotic thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger & Vince Vaughn, directed by Michael Bay, rated PG. 8/100 I think maybe I won???
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would see this movie.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh this is fun "A new mix: serial-killer family drama Critics confused."
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
also i did not realize how goated henry knox was. the noble train of artillery was maybe the greatest feat of gumption of the war. he was a "a 25-year-old bookseller with an interest in military matters". the only possible way he could be more relatable to bluesky is if he were 38.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
like you grow up with the hagiography of the founding fathers, you grow up reading and thinking about the highfalutin political debates, but you never think about them panicking about (say) thousands of enlistments expiring at the same time.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you should read rick atkinson's books if that's your thing. one of the things that struck me reading them was how bad washington was as a field marshal early on. also, unlike, say, the civil war or ww2, there's not really a plausible argument that victory was preordained.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh shit, i didn't actually know they were actually coming out with an ioniq 7! sadly just europe :(
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
but like, if my daughter made a kid cry at their own birthday party ONCE, we would be leaving and she would know why.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think they went into family therapy or something. bc the dad has also been much more involved.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we moved preschools because of a kid like this. i didn't like my daughter having a frenemy at age 3. her mom once said to me, "i didn't realize i had to teach her manners." she made my kid cry 4 times at her 4th bday party. recently saw the kid at a birthday party and she was MUCH better behaved.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
jack nicholson nodding .gif
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(it took me a little while to figure that out from context. damn limeys.)
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yes also i have some recipes (british I think) that say "smashed" garlic when they want garlic crushed into a paste w/ the side of the knife.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4th reply to that post
Yet they seem unusually calm about it. It is almost as if they know something that the rest of us, and the polls, don't.
7:53 AM • Sep 27, 2026
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i know! but that’s the excuse people use to write off the good that biden did.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they say that it was designed to fail conspiracy brainworms
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is it really appropriate to wear gloves to an arendellian coronation?
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
idk why but i feel very uncomfortable drinking from a plain coffee mug at home. those are the *guest* mugs. i want the mug i won by sinking a hole-in-one on the mini golf in the manager’s office when i rented my storage unit.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Austin Powers: Ouch, Baby! Very Ouch!
Alt: Austin Powers: Ouch, Baby! Very Ouch!
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just had bad thought… all nancy mace needs to do is dye her hair
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you can also flip this the other way. if your interviewer ate lunch during your interview, what would that signal to you? maybe this is the only time they've ever done it! but you don't know that, so you're probably reading a ton into it.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
right, you have to realize that the interviewer doesn't know much about you, so ever little piece of information they get takes on bigger meaning. showing up 5 min late to work after you've been on time for months is a lot different than showing up 5 min late to an interview.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how bout a box of franzia white zin?
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shogun should be in the top 10.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've considered it! but I have a wooded lot so that lowers my ROI
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
man... i should have done this sooner. since i currently have a gas guzzler (subaru ascent), even if i get dogshit trade value for it, the ioniq will close to pay for itself if i enroll in the off peak EV charging plan.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ooh just found a ltd with 13k for $32k.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’m looking at two at the same price ($29k)… 25 SEL w 8k miles vs 24 limited with 22k. i might have to test drive. some of the limited features are appealing.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
anyone have advice on the trims? limited is a pretty substantial $$$ over SEL (at least where i'm looking)
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
* "Pauken in H, Fis" I meant. or "B, F"
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
another fun one is that some old timpani parts are always notated on the C and G lines, but it will say e.g. "Pauken in Es B" at the top of the part. sometimes they'll just leave out the accidentals, so it would be "Pauken in B Fis" but it would look like a tritone, notated B and F natural.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
horns and trumpets would have changed keys by changing crooks. no valves. can't really play accidentals. no need for key signature.
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