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professional musician, amateur reply guy, full-time dad. likes cooking, ice hockey, sleeping in, doomscrolling.

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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 11h
same vibes
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 13h
same, but it’s a pretty obvious joke… not a great one, but seems obvious with the bourbon right in the middle of the frame
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
want to do one of those parent tik toks about shopping with my super outgoing four year old running all over the place & talking to everyone… everyone in the store: “omg she’s so cute!!!!” me:
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is a goated license plate design and nc should bring it back
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A queer erotic thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger & Vince Vaughn, directed by Michael Bay, rated PG. 8/100 I think maybe I won???
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would see this movie.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh this is fun "A new mix: serial-killer family drama Critics confused."
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4th reply to that post
Yet they seem unusually calm about it. It is almost as if they know something that the rest of us, and the polls, don't.
7:53 AM • Sep 27, 2026
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
horns and trumpets would have changed keys by changing crooks. no valves. can't really play accidentals. no need for key signature.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bruce catton wrote about civil war veterans, but as always history repeats itself. now it seems our “faith in the continuity of human experience, in the process of the nation toward an ideal” is fading with the world war 2 veterans.
By the time I knew them these veterans were in their seventies, or very close to it, and a hale and hearty lot they were. There was one man, Whose name I do not remember, who lived on a farm a few miles south of town. He had fought at Gettysburg, and in 1913 there was a big fiftieth anniversary celebration of that battle, with surviving veterans invited to attend. This old chap went to Gettysburg, enjoyed the three days' activities, and then came home by train, and when he finished the trip, at Beulah, he found that the friend who was to have met him with a buggy to drive him out to his farm had somehow failed to make it. Quite undaunted, the seventy-year-old veteran picked up his carpetbag and hiked the five miles home. He could see nothing remarkable in this, because he had had many worse hikes during the war.
In their final years the G.A.R. men quietly faded away. Their story had been told and retold, affectionate tolerance was beginning to take the place of respectful awe, and in Europe there was a new war that by its sheer incomprehensible magnitude seemed to dwarf that earlier war we knew so well.
One by one the old men went up to that sun-swept hilltop to sleep beneath the lilacs, and as they departed we began to lose more than we knew we were losing.
For these old soldiers, simply by existing, had unfailingly expressed the faith we lived by; not merely a faith learned in church, but something that shaped us as we grew up. We could hardly have put it into words, and it would not have occurred to us to try, but we oriented our lives to it and if disorientation lay ahead of us it would come very hard. It was a faith in the continuity of human experience, in the progress of the nation toward an ideal, in the ability of men to come triumphantly through any challenge. That faith lived, and we lived by it.
Now it is under the lilacs.
Waiting for the Morning Train
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
Wolfenstein 3D
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
debatable
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
three white men with long dark hair and beards interspersed with two white women with blond hair and bangs. they are dressed in 70s style clothing. lots of velour.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this but unironically
principal skinner two-panel meme.


"am i out of touch? no, it's the children who are wrong."
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
forget it, micah. it’s fashion. (for a smidge less than $800, or $50 a month, you too can own this prada diaper. it has pockets!)
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
our media betters
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
kind of a shame this meme went out of style
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this guy might actually make his money back, dang
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
nice haul from the library clean out at work today.
The spines of four books by Bruce Catton. The titles are: Grant Takes Command, Grant Moves South, The Coming Fury, and Bruce Catton’s Civil War.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
like i said


Over his career, Kennedy was nominated for five Academy Awards (four for Best Supporting Actor, once for Best Actor). He won the 1949 Tony Award for Best Featured Actor in a Play for Miller's Death of a Salesman, and the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor for the 1955 film Trial.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
looking forward to headlines like this
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
two and a half years ago the person who posted this was obsessed with “bobby”. at one point they had a profile picture posing with him. as far as i can tell, he’s been scrubbed from her profile. gives me hope that all of his supporters didn’t go full MA(G/H)A.
I can't believe that in the year of our lord 2026 (in
"the greatest nation in the world", no less ) social media is flooded with videos of people telling consumers how to tell the difference between beef and horse meat
Can we stop this ride? I want off S
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
a story in three parts
City of Raleigh - Government and
GoRaleigh
Jul 20 •
Bus Rapid Transit (BRT) is coming to New Bern Avenue! Part of this work includes clearing some trees and shrubs between WakeMed and Poole Road. But we'll replace them with native trees and shrubs!I'd prioritize a lane for trees over lanes for cars. Remember climate change?MIT School of Architecture and
Planning
Class of 1989
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the HAWK signals near me are only solid red long enough for an able bodied ped. to get half across. then they flash, which = stop sign. it's barely an inconvenience. most drivers can't figure this out. they either keep going once seal is broken, or they stay stopped when the lights are flashing.
a HAWK signal, which stands for High-intensity Activated crossWalK, is shown with a sign that reads: Crosswalk. Stop on red. Stop on flashing red, then proceed if clear.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
‘bout 5-6 lbs of hatch peppers. still feel like i should have bought more. missed out last year. almost forgot this year. got lucky and went to wegmans on a weekend.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
is this him?
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@nutedawn.bsky.social in the end i think candidate quality wins the day. the more people see of AES the more they will like him.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
for those that don’t know what franconia ridge is, it’s about 8.5 miles of completely exposed alpine trail. you don’t want to get caught in a storm between peaks.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
how would you feel if you were watching TV with your mother or a child, and this ad came up? “daddy, what does shoot six foot ropes mean and why do those girls have tiny babies all over them?”
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
yeah, i can’t imagine why responsible adults would want to use ad blockers…
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I do also have a thing for goths, redheads, and supermodels. and women with crayola colored pixie cuts (note: also my wife at one point)
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i think if you merged these four, you'd get my wife
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
doesn't look like a big org, so keep suing!
Screenshot of 4 charts. Summary:

Revenue $453k; Expenses $456k; Total assets $140k; Total liabilities $15.9k (all 2024)
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my guess at breakfast... 5 dozen eggs.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@musicologyduck.bsky.social looks like your driver found a new job…
Apparently this sub driver didn't stop at a few stops and when the parents tried to flag him down he said they aren't stops drove off.
Kids were begging to get off the bus he kept ignoring the parents asking for their kids and driving in a way to actively avoid the parents who were trying to flag him down as he missed a few stops.
A parent blocked him in the round about. He wouldn't let the kids off, who at this point were mostly hysterical, so a kid opened the emergency door and an entire bus is sobbing terrified kids poured out in the street.
A classmates moms called me as [REDACTED] was sobbing and scared I wouldn't be able to find her. So many kids just sobbing in the round about. They were terrified.
Thankful for the amazing parents who stayed with all the kids until parents could get there. Some holding crying children while trying to keep everyone safe.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
=
horizon
SIDWELL FRIENDS SCHOOL | ELUCEAT OMNIBUs LUx
Past Editions of News
Sidwell Friends Raises
Tuition to Nearly $60,000
Dylan Verma '26, News Editor • April 1, 2025
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SIDWELL FRIENDS
Wikimedia Commons.
If tuition continues to increase, a current kindergartener's family could pay around $75,000 for high school at Sidwell Friends.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A rotting game bird hangs on a porch, swarmed by flies.

(Screenshot from the TV show Shogun)
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this is what happens to me just walking around…
a hairy man arm with small beads of sweat covering it.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
rookie numbers, etc etc. (why am i grilling?)
Daily Summary
Today, the average humidity is 83%. The dew point is 71° to 76°.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
the FAA actually requires instruments to be allowed in the overhead if they fit.

Transport of Small Instruments as
Carry-On Baggage
This rule requires that carriers must allow a passenger to carry into the cabin and stow a small musical instrument, such a violin or a guitar, in a suitable baggage compartment, such as the overhead bin or under the seats in accordance with FAA safety regulations.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
hmm i wonder why people have such a rosy view of pre-welfare homelessness
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don't know where you are getting your numbers. 250k is almost the total number of E. coli cases in the US per year, not the number from beef. a large majority of e coli infections are from vegetables. regardless, this is a stupid thing to get pedantic over. it was a joke.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
90% of the time it’s this cartoon but the kid is being totally normal and supervised. kids are famously high energy!
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“completing their studies and going home”
A late Japanese man wears a formal military uniform adorned with decorations. He is Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, who attended Harvard University and was the architect of the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor.
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
these flybys are really getting out of hand
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grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
oh thank god someone else remembers this. whenever I bring it up I feel like...
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