grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 13hsame, but it’s a pretty obvious joke… not a great one, but seems obvious with the bourbon right in the middle of the frame 110
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026want to do one of those parent tik toks about shopping with my super outgoing four year old running all over the place & talking to everyone… everyone in the store: “omg she’s so cute!!!!” me: 010
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this is a goated license plate design and nc should bring it back 000
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A queer erotic thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger & Vince Vaughn, directed by Michael Bay, rated PG. 8/100 I think maybe I won??? 010
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026oh this is fun "A new mix: serial-killer family drama Critics confused." 120
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026horns and trumpets would have changed keys by changing crooks. no valves. can't really play accidentals. no need for key signature. 120
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/09/2026bruce catton wrote about civil war veterans, but as always history repeats itself. now it seems our “faith in the continuity of human experience, in the process of the nation toward an ideal” is fading with the world war 2 veterans. 010
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What's your "origin" video game? Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you. I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer. So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨? 000
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 15/09/2026forget it, micah. it’s fashion. (for a smidge less than $800, or $50 a month, you too can own this prada diaper. it has pockets!) 140
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 10/09/2026kind of a shame this meme went out of style 050
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 09/09/2026this guy might actually make his money back, dang 000
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 08/09/2026nice haul from the library clean out at work today. 001
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 27/08/2026looking forward to headlines like this 010
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 24/08/2026two and a half years ago the person who posted this was obsessed with “bobby”. at one point they had a profile picture posing with him. as far as i can tell, he’s been scrubbed from her profile. gives me hope that all of his supporters didn’t go full MA(G/H)A. 051
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 20/08/2026the HAWK signals near me are only solid red long enough for an able bodied ped. to get half across. then they flash, which = stop sign. it's barely an inconvenience. most drivers can't figure this out. they either keep going once seal is broken, or they stay stopped when the lights are flashing. 4191
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 16/08/2026‘bout 5-6 lbs of hatch peppers. still feel like i should have bought more. missed out last year. almost forgot this year. got lucky and went to wegmans on a weekend. 010
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026@nutedawn.bsky.social in the end i think candidate quality wins the day. the more people see of AES the more they will like him. 140
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026for those that don’t know what franconia ridge is, it’s about 8.5 miles of completely exposed alpine trail. you don’t want to get caught in a storm between peaks. 0110
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 11/08/2026how would you feel if you were watching TV with your mother or a child, and this ad came up? “daddy, what does shoot six foot ropes mean and why do those girls have tiny babies all over them?” 120
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 11/08/2026yeah, i can’t imagine why responsible adults would want to use ad blockers… 140
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I do also have a thing for goths, redheads, and supermodels. and women with crayola colored pixie cuts (note: also my wife at one point) 000
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i think if you merged these four, you'd get my wife 100
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026doesn't look like a big org, so keep suing! 020
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026my guess at breakfast... 5 dozen eggs. 0150
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 05/08/2026@musicologyduck.bsky.social looks like your driver found a new job… 000
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 02/08/2026this is what happens to me just walking around… 000
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 02/08/2026rookie numbers, etc etc. (why am i grilling?) 120
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 29/07/2026the FAA actually requires instruments to be allowed in the overhead if they fit. 031
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. 010
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 21/07/2026hmm i wonder why people have such a rosy view of pre-welfare homelessness 020
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I don't know where you are getting your numbers. 250k is almost the total number of E. coli cases in the US per year, not the number from beef. a large majority of e coli infections are from vegetables. regardless, this is a stupid thing to get pedantic over. it was a joke. 000
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 18/07/202690% of the time it’s this cartoon but the kid is being totally normal and supervised. kids are famously high energy! 000
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 18/07/2026“completing their studies and going home” 000
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 18/07/2026these flybys are really getting out of hand 010
grain alcohol and rainwater @mr-implausible.bsky.social · 14/07/2026oh thank god someone else remembers this. whenever I bring it up I feel like... 190