Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"There's not going to be a Green/Labour coalition, you stupid slut" 010
Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"How do I appeal to the common Englishman?" "Tell them you're an alkie" 000
Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Went to a former limestone mine turned museum today. Apparently the mine was directed by Dario Argento. 010
Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Elon emerges once more from his fetus cocoon to insist that you're the weird one 000
Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Never been more grateful to the late Sir Keir Starmer for making it so I can't see this because I didn't give bluesky my passport. 171
Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 20/02/2026In the seminal 2003 epic Xiaolin Showdown, the xiaolin monk of earth is a cowboy associated mainly with boulders and I think that definitively answers your question. 150
Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 06/02/2026We're going into February real cheery this Bandcamp Friday. 000
Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 30/06/2025My dog started freaking out when I read this piece. This guy really needs you to know how dreadlocked and threatening Bobby is: 030
Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Luckily the Order of the Gasmen still carry the garb of their forefathers. 040