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@mr-hook.bsky.social
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My main goal is to blow up and then act like I don't know nobody

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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"There's not going to be a Green/Labour coalition, you stupid slut"
Jessica Lange as the character of Constance in American Horror Story
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"How do I appeal to the common Englishman?" "Tell them you're an alkie"
Evil Kermit the Frog advising regular Kermit the Frog
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Went to a former limestone mine turned museum today. Apparently the mine was directed by Dario Argento.
A statue of a miner at the end of a long dark mineshaft with a red light behind it, throwing its shadow high against the wall. It looks like it's floating in Hell.
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Elon emerges once more from his fetus cocoon to insist that you're the weird one
A panel from Absolute Batman of the Joker covered in what appears to be fetuses
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Never been more grateful to the late Sir Keir Starmer for making it so I can't see this because I didn't give bluesky my passport.
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
In the seminal 2003 epic Xiaolin Showdown, the xiaolin monk of earth is a cowboy associated mainly with boulders and I think that definitively answers your question.
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
We're going into February real cheery this Bandcamp Friday.
A screenshot of my new bandcamp purchases, the doom metal album "Watching from a Distance" by Warning and the alternative rap album "Only Dust Remains" by Backxwash
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Yeah, that tracks.
My 2026 word is "moribund"
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
A meme of Garfield with the text "you are disturbingly susceptible to propaganda"
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
My dog started freaking out when I read this piece. This guy really needs you to know how dreadlocked and threatening Bobby is:
A picture of Samuel Montgomery, Telegraph column writer and whitest man in existence
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Hook @mr-hook.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Luckily the Order of the Gasmen still carry the garb of their forefathers.
A person dressed in the outfit of a medieval beekeeper, a white robe and hood with a large wicker mask covering their face.
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