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Mr Alexius

@mr-alexius.bsky.social
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A creative soul, I’m mostly kidding. Ohh and she can’t fight but she has enough money to make you disappear. Please move with caution. Denver Native.

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“Thicky Ricky what dey called em” @thickyfontaine.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I just watched a nigga try and park a hatchback for 7 mins into a regular ass spot… bruh…
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I kept thinking that god was intervening in my runs by hitting the pause button while I was on the treadmill. It took me 3 trips to the gym to realize today that my di*k was hitting the stop button…. Tall people problems.
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Stop it… we’re elite.
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Loretta DeFine @slaybutterbaby.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
2 minimum?? Lmao
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Aye… I’m a man of the people.
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InfamousDenQ @infamousdenq.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Homie said y'all can get pleasure but everything else will cost ya 🤣🤣🤣
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J. Skeet ♒️👑 @iamjwil.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I like this price list
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
😂😂😂
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
😂😂😂😂
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Yes but…
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Yes ma’am.
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
😂😂😂😂😂
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Yes… I know they’re gonna want their moneys worth, and I know my worth.
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Beautifully and aptly stated.
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum) $300 polite conversation (2-hours) $500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours) $1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Kamala Harris was not planning an ethnic cleansing to pave the way for golf course courses… Both sides were never the same.
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Aliah Sheffield @aliahsheffield.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Lmao happy Black history month 😭😭 www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/u...
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Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
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mamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
sometimes your humbleness makes people think they can try you
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Good morning ladies. I just wanted to remind you that wearing workout clothes doesn’t burn calories. Some of y’all been walking around here delulu lemon.
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Aries… but big shout out to Pisces and Libras. They all nasty, and I love it.
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I really started from the bottom and now my kids a hitting on my shoulders waiting for me to get to the next level for them.
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
It’s kinda nice being unknown online. I’m enjoying this.
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Guess I’m not watching the second half of that game…
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Sometimes you gotta give in… 😒😒😒
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
We just chillin, milkin’ Top Billin
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Both help you escape reality.
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
How many more makeup artist do we need?
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Once I start sleeping right, go to the gym regularly, lose 30 pounds, get my teeth fixed, change my wardrobe, get some confidence, learn to budget, get promoted and stop crying myself to sleep… it’s over for y’all.
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mamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
whatever brings you that immense joy, do more of that. that's your luxury
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Absolutely facts… I’m going to send her this. I’m probably going to be threatened.
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Lee | The Girl with The Nails 💅🏾 @bookishlee.com · 13/01/2025
Now how I get in this?!
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Sweet N Lo. @thelogolo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Chapter 33. Thank you, Lord, for 33 years around the sun. For every blessing and every lesson, I’m so grateful . ❤️🍾🎂 #Birthday
Big Lo is 33 today. She’s smiling even tho she gets to work today
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Angela NotValdez @soygatita11.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only. Here’s mine ✨🤎🎤 (Every Sport Needs a GOAT)
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Happy birthday bro!!
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Leave her ass at home and go have a respectable good time.
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Who is oui???
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Not a fire sign on the list, you must have not had the experience yet… good luck.
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YESh The Great ♊️🎧🎶🎹 @yeshthagr8.blacksky.app · 11/01/2025
Jay-Z on Juvenile “Ha” remix
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Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Bent the knee. 😏
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