Reposted by Mr Alexius“Thicky Ricky what dey called em” @thickyfontaine.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I just watched a nigga try and park a hatchback for 7 mins into a regular ass spot… bruh… 071
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I kept thinking that god was intervening in my runs by hitting the pause button while I was on the treadmill. It took me 3 trips to the gym to realize today that my di*k was hitting the stop button…. Tall people problems. 031
Reposted by Mr AlexiusLoretta DeFine @slaybutterbaby.bsky.social · 06/02/20252 minimum?? Lmaomedia.tenor.coma boy sitting at a table with a book open and a caption that says he did n't lie tho @bigsimjimALT: a boy sitting at a table with a book open and a caption that says he did n't lie tho @bigsimjim 011
Reposted by Mr AlexiusInfamousDenQ @infamousdenq.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Homie said y'all can get pleasure but everything else will cost ya 🤣🤣🤣 011
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Yes but…media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words " i thought this was hypothetical " written below him .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " i thought this was hypothetical " written below him . 010
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Yes ma’am.media.tenor.coma man with a beard wears a cowboy hat with three circles on itALT: a man with a beard wears a cowboy hat with three circles on it 010
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Yes… I know they’re gonna want their moneys worth, and I know my worth. 000
Reposted by Mr AlexiusVincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Beautifully and aptly stated. 22115
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 06/02/2025$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum) $300 polite conversation (2-hours) $500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours) $1000 make your ex jealous (1 month) 082
Reposted by Mr AlexiusJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Kamala Harris was not planning an ethnic cleansing to pave the way for golf course courses… Both sides were never the same. 1034366087976
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 06/02/2025media.tenor.coma man in a green jacket is sitting in a living room with his hand on his knee and says wow okay okay .ALT: a man in a green jacket is sitting in a living room with his hand on his knee and says wow okay okay . 010
Reposted by Mr AlexiusAliah Sheffield @aliahsheffield.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Lmao happy Black history month 😭😭 www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/u...nytimes.comProud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They VandalizedA judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group. 0307
Reposted by Mr Alexiusmamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · 01/02/2025sometimes your humbleness makes people think they can try you 23711
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Good morning ladies. I just wanted to remind you that wearing workout clothes doesn’t burn calories. Some of y’all been walking around here delulu lemon. 000
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Aries… but big shout out to Pisces and Libras. They all nasty, and I love it. 121
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I really started from the bottom and now my kids a hitting on my shoulders waiting for me to get to the next level for them. 000
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 25/01/2025It’s kinda nice being unknown online. I’m enjoying this. 000
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Guess I’m not watching the second half of that game… 000
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Once I start sleeping right, go to the gym regularly, lose 30 pounds, get my teeth fixed, change my wardrobe, get some confidence, learn to budget, get promoted and stop crying myself to sleep… it’s over for y’all. 000
Reposted by Mr Alexiusmamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · 15/01/2025whatever brings you that immense joy, do more of that. that's your luxury 0205
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Absolutely facts… I’m going to send her this. I’m probably going to be threatened. 100
Reposted by Mr AlexiusLee | The Girl with The Nails 💅🏾 @bookishlee.com · 13/01/2025Now how I get in this?! 021
Reposted by Mr AlexiusSweet N Lo. @thelogolo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Chapter 33. Thank you, Lord, for 33 years around the sun. For every blessing and every lesson, I’m so grateful . ❤️🍾🎂 #Birthday 12447221
Reposted by Mr AlexiusAngela NotValdez @soygatita11.bsky.social · 12/01/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a woman wearing a purple dress and earringsALT: a close up of a woman wearing a purple dress and earrings 111
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only. Here’s mine ✨🤎🎤 (Every Sport Needs a GOAT) 010
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Leave her ass at home and go have a respectable good time. 000
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Not a fire sign on the list, you must have not had the experience yet… good luck. 010
Reposted by Mr AlexiusYESh The Great ♊️🎧🎶🎹 @yeshthagr8.blacksky.app · 11/01/2025Jay-Z on Juvenile “Ha” remix 253
Mr Alexius @mr-alexius.bsky.social · 11/01/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subjectALT: a man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subject 100