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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP

@mpsp-rowan.bsky.social
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Jedi Party/Partie Jedi MP for Cape Breton-Canso-Antigonish ⛵️🦞🌊 !MPSP PARODY!

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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
uncccccccc (positive)
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
bro got fajitas 😭 big things coming to the house tomorrow
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
bro got fajitas 😭 big things coming to the house tomorrow
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
#romeobackshots get it trending
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The National Roast ✅ @thenationalroast.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
LETS BRICK UP 🤙🤙🤙
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
bro is in denial…. just cross the floor already 🌠🌠🌠 spaceships rock
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Jedi Party / Parti jedi @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
1/2 ***JUST IN*** A picture from a brave PPC party member has just come into my hands! ROMEO IS A HYPOCRITE! He wants Canada to FREEZE OVER while he enjoys vacations in the south! Canadians need a trustworthy leader and party who won't just offer them a brighter, but also HONEST future!
A LIAR
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Rt. Hon. Grand Master Mackenzie McLaughlin, MP. MPSP @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
You are all cordially invited to the Jedi Party movie night on Tuesday October 7th from 7:00pm to 10:00 pm at CRX 520, 523, 526. Movie starts at 7:30pm. We will also have a short “Intro to Star Wars” presentation at 7:00-7:30 in CRX 520.
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace movie poster.
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
on our way to steal ur members *NOT JEDI MIND TRICKS*
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Hon. Dominic Williamson @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The situation is under control as our Ewok workers work tirelessly to restore the burnt building to operational conditions. We appreciate our interplanetary allies!
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a teddy bear in a costume is walking through a forest
Alt: an Ewok on their way to work! So productive!
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Rt. Hon. Grand Master Mackenzie McLaughlin, MP. MPSP @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
A year is a long time to change. “Who you were does not have to define who you are” (SW: the Clone Wars, season 7, ep. 7). MP Ayesha exemplifies our belief that everyone can follow the force to the light side. “A true heart should never be doubted” (season 2, ep 4). And MP Ayesha has a true heart.
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Rt. Hon. Grand Master Mackenzie McLaughlin, MP. MPSP @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The PPC lacks all ambition. They only want to turn Canada into an eternal winter. We can do better. We have entire PLANETS and MOONS in eternal winter. Lemme introduce you to Hoth, Ilum, Mygeeto, Orto Plutonia, and more.
An ice planet with a man riding a tauntaun (a creature that kind of looks like a white furry t-Rex) A snow covered landscape with ice towers protruding into the sky.
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
@polarmpsp.bsky.social once again misrepresenting the jedi’s positive interplanetary relations. extraterrestrials are integral to boosting canada’s economy and culture. don’t get it twisted- the jedi agenda is NOT globalist, it’s galaxist. typical antisocial polar party take.
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Hon. Émile Langlois @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Behind the « cool » facade, PPC hides a DARKER truth. Unfriendly, unwelcoming and inhospitable are all synonyms of this SAD party. Inversely, the Jedi Party welcomes EVERYONE and when elected will build a new JEDI TEMPLE in Ottawa to train the next generation of light warriors for free!!!!
Synonyms of coldOttawa’s Jedi temple
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Hon. Émile Langlois @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Diet Coke ahh party 😹😹 Nothing beats a pitcher of Jawa Juice in one of many of Coruscant’s underground nightclubs 👏
Obiwan ordering drinksThe Outlander Club
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Hon. Trevor Ng PC MPSP @trevyng.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
This dangerous Far North rhetoric is disturbing the delicate balance of the Force! We need to restore balance to the Force and GET WARM ! I’m moving to tattooine cheers
Tattooine, a desert planet in the outer rim of the galaxy.
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Rt. Hon. Grand Master Mackenzie McLaughlin, MP. MPSP @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Propaganda poster for the Jedi Party. Five Jedi standing together behind Jedi order logo. From left to right, Shaak Ti, Ahsoka Tano, Yoda, Aayla Secura, Luke Skywalker.
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
logging onto bluesky after like 8 months of silence
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darth vader is sitting in a chair with a light behind him
ALT: darth vader is sitting in a chair with a light behind him
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
remember HOTH? a planet of SNOW and ICE on the OUTER RIM full of carnivorous WAMPAS? remote, hidden, unsuspecting, the perfect place for a secret rebel alliance base… what are the ppc trying to HIDE with their polar agenda?
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Finnegan Follis MPSP @finneganfollis.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The PPC wants to steal your sunlight and tell you they’re doing you a favour. Don’t let this radical Frosty the Snowman-esque scheme take away your heat!!!
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Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I would like to welcome @finneganfollis.bsky.social to MPSP Bienvenue Finn à MPSP
Stormtroopers doing heart hands
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Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Get a fan if u need this country to be cooler We want spaceships.
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
logging onto bluesky after like 8 months of silence
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darth vader is sitting in a chair with a light behind him
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Brainrot Party/Parti Pourriture Cérébrale @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Et oui, le
Calendrier indiquant que nous sommes le 7 décembre 2020, avec une photo d'un hamburger avec une flèche pointant vers lui.
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
WOW- newly elected government ALREADY planning to WASTE canada’s MONEY on a big beautiful CASTLE !
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
how it feels walking out of the polls after voting for brainrot #SKIBIDI
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a man in a suit and tie holds a hat over his face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds a hat over his face
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Brainrot Party/Parti Pourriture Cérébrale @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
RING!RING! Who is it?! It's Freakbob, reminding you to vote for BRAINROT ofc! Listen carefully and vote ACCORDINGLY if you're a real certified skibidi rizzler! #Brainrot #Freakbob
Freakbob is calling on your cellphone!!!! Pick up your phone or else....Boîte de jus bob l'éponge.
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Brainrot Party/Parti Pourriture Cérébrale @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT MY SKIBIDIS drive.google.com/file/d/1vokF... HERE IS THE FULL PLATFORM OF THE BRAINROT PARTY
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BRAINROT PARTY PLATFORM.pdf
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
MOVE ASIDE HOCKEY! and lacrosse.
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Brainrot Party/Parti Pourriture Cérébrale @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
SAD
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uOttawa MPSP @uottawampsp.com · 10/11/2024
It’s time to vote! Make your voice heard in determining the next MPSP government. A reminder: Those who don’t vote or register before Nov. 20th will be automatically assigned independent.
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
monday affirmations for brainrotters ✨✨✨ #positiveposting
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Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP @mpsp-rowan.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
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Fortnite News @fortnite-game.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Have you made it out of Jigsaw’s Challenge?
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