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Mark

@mpjayhawk.bsky.social
992 followers 1.2K following 134 posts

Writer. Father. Geek. Kansas City area. Liberal. Gamer. (no particular order)

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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 21h
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Christmas Penguin Fart Toot
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you insist! But i will warn you i ate some beans!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank god!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But I just ran out of fresh fucks! And i think my last fuck is on fire!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Were you threatening to feed them to the gators?
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Says you!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you insist 😏
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Great Pumpkin?
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Week, year, whatever
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good. Someone needs to consider future generations. Republicans definitely aren't.
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh there’s a place near me that sells smoked gouda m&c 🙃
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That’d be no gouda 🙃
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All i saw was no such thing as too much garlic 🙂
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They do tend to stick together!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I, without having ever met you that i know of, think you’re probably smarter than them!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think you’re pretty dang likable!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think that would be stew-pur great!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🤔🤔🤔
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh they do! They say eat me!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I thought those were height enhancers!
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have you heard the new werewolf podcast, Lycan Subscribe?
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Jean-Luc Picard: 'I Am Very Very Proud Of You'
ALT: Jean-Luc Picard: 'I Am Very Very Proud Of You'
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m really good at playing dumb and being underestimated!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t hate you! I hate you’re not sharing the ice cream! 😒
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My ghost keeps getting me in trouble! 🫠
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ssh!!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hmm vertical mozzarella sticks?
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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That Is Outrageous!
ALT: That Is Outrageous!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Vincent Vega Confused in Freezer
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bowser!!! 🥺🥺
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’d prefer a battle royale between ups/fedex/usps (sometimes i think they do before delivering my packages)
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m a writer. God help *us* if they ever do a search history on our brains or internet history. My brain would come up with such hits as wtf is this (bitch/jackass)’s problem. where as internet would come up with things like sniper ranges 🤣
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Rowan Atkinson as Johnny English Crowned King
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/mark... If you could give my writer page a follow, i will share games and memes on it. Little if any politics.
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Stewie: I Want It
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That would be too shocking!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Monty Python Knights of Camelot Dance
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It could be worse. You could be eating in public at (dramatic music) a place with people talking to you.
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/mark... If you could give my writer page a follow, i will share games and memes on it. Little if any politics.
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Something funny
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Homer Simpson's Excited Whoo Hoo!
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Joliet Jake: We're Putting The Band Back Together - Blues Brothers
ALT: Joliet Jake: We're Putting The Band Back Together - Blues Brothers
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I feel like people should listen to me too.
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Robin Hood English Accent
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A CHANGE IS COMING…👇 It's no longer left versus right or even Democrat versus Republican… It's now democracy versus oligarchy… Freedom versus dictatorship… Right versus wrong. 😎✨ Millions are awakening to this new reality - they're speaking up, and ready to act. A sleeping giant is awakening,
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Invader Zim: Super Casual
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So the ocean is going to call to you??
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
👀
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Mark @mpjayhawk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Never have I, possibly ever before, clicked the repost button so fast or so quickly!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/06/2026
Across America, strangers will high-five each other, group chats will erupt, dogs will wag at nothing. In DC, bartenders will ring bells. In Paris, a cigarette is lit. In Canada, someone will apologize for cheering. Democracy will exhale, kick off its shoes, and sit down.
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