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mpguajardo.bsky.social

@mpguajardo.bsky.social
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Science nerd, feminist, nature-loving goofball.

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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 13h
I don’t get it. What motivates her? Evil? Greed? Racism? Idiocy? All of the above?
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This would be amazing!
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They need a certain amount of working class poor people alive so they can continue to make their billions. This is the part of their plan I don’t understand. Evil is the only explanation.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mom used to exclaim “Jesus Christ in a nutshell” when she was frustrated. My young daughter heard it as “Cheese Crust in a nutshell”. Never dissuaded her otherwise.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More important than ever! Ignore the polls and VOTE! We must win by an indisputable landslide
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The hit from behind on Celebrini should have been a penalty 🤬
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This totally makes sense! (Could NOT figure out why Iranians would manufacture nuclear weapons in the same facility they’re cooking meth!)
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somebody please get the cartoon hook and drag his addled ass away from the microphone and into a memory care center.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An experiment no IRB would ever approve! Straight up Nazi level shit going on right under our noses!
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember when the CDC used to be a trusted organization? Sigh, I miss those days.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What’s the POA if Trump seizes the ballots from states before votes are fully counted? Surely this is being discussed by Dems?
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I cut my neck while shaving my legs this morning. I have no further information at this time and will not be taking any questions. Thank you
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The word hysterical comes from the Greek root hyster which means uterus. Literally women are deemed hysterical because we have a uterus. Not much has changed when it comes to how women are treated medically.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
4:30 on a Friday - the ultimate FU from leadership team. My head hurts just thinking about it 🙉
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can we build a wall of shame and put the names of his enablers on it as a reminder for future generations?
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My sister has a toaster drawer with an outlet in it to plug in the toaster. She’s fancy like that 😂
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now someone ask him what he just voted aye on. (No help from his puppeteers.)
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a great feel-good story 🥰
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’d also like to know if he’s (or his estate) is still collecting a check.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I 👏🏻 con 👏🏻 ique 👏🏻
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can’t someone pleeeease leak it for us like a Kim Kardashian sex tape 🙏
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rise and shine, friends. It’s going to be a pretty one.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s like if Hope were a photo❣️
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let’s all join together and let Elon know how we really feel about him. www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...
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Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?
We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ooooh, that’s mean 😂😂
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is Mike Johnson’s plan re Epstein files to just keep the house on perpetual break??? Where do I sign up for those kind of paid workplace benefits?
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I believe in his mind, eugenics will play a role in who becomes sick and who the healthy survivors will be.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Love your Goddess shrine!
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Diaper Don hasn’t been able to use a toilet in years.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Barbaric.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy National Dog Day from Mabel striking her classic one-ear-up-one-ear-down pose 🥰
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They match her big beautiful puppy dog eyes
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
50 years from now, kids will be reading in their history books about all of this shittery, utterly dumbfounded, jaws dropped, thinking WTF was wrong with those people. How? Why?
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Too bad Donny Dumbass doesn’t know how to read
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
…or eggs, or granola.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There’s so much to undo. And so much to regain trust in science.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Worth every penny!
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’ve been working in healthcare and science since 1989 and have never felt so scared for our future. Institutions are toppling under this administration.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is heartbreaking!
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shady!
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Question: why can’t Brittney bring up the wedding? Why does Jesse have to bring it up?
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Spent some time in church this week.
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
New idea just dropped: a cat library. Like a cat cafe, but with books. Read your library book with a cat in your lap.
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mpguajardo.bsky.social @mpguajardo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wait! What is this pudding of which you speak? (American here so not sure if this translates to the same pudding as here, but it sounds yummy!)
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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