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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hmmm, is there a data center nearby?

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I had a breast biopsy, and in the middle of the procedure, one of the people said, 'Whoops, this is a new method, and it's the first time we've done it'. 😮 They were supposed to deploy a piece of titanium (?) to mark the spot. It's never shown up on a mammogram.

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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought I was going to fall off the table during my colposcopy. Holy crap, it was painful.

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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As generous as you are in sharing food with your neighbors, I'm sure one of them would be happy to share their coffee. 😊

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The IT group was at a beastiality conference.

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So, dumbass Mehmet WANTS adverse selection?

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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Among other things when he's gone, I look forward to never hearing "like we've never seen before" again.

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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And how much will the subscription cost be per month? He may as well call it Grift TV.

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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

They could always self-ban.

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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I would love to post this at my desk to counter the tRump poster and 8 x 10 in the owner's office 🙄

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Who's the idiot in the green shirt? I can't place him. "We don't care about those guys." 😡

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is Pink opening for Ed on Open Mic Night?

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The cat's name is Olivia Benson.

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Do they only count if we're at war, the way the DOD is counting military deaths and denying families their full dependent benefits?

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Don't forget Josh Hawley; he 'represents' MO but doesn't live there.

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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Repetitive movements or tapping can be associated with brain injury, stroke aftereffects, or neurodegenerative conditions like Parkinson's disease. Physical therapists sometimes note that rhythmic tapping or patting helps patients break abnormal muscle tension or stiffness patterns in the legs.

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Trump, 80, Spotted Repeating Strange Gesture as Health Questions Mount

Footage of the president slapping his leg as he walks has set off a fresh round of speculation.

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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Riiiiiggggghhhhhttttttt, the tRump clan looks like gazelles. Whatev, Mehmet.

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Someone posted the link to a Flock locator. There are two less than half a mile from me, and they're across the street from each other.

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When my mom and I went to Ireland, we had a flat tire...on a Sunday, only a couple of houses nearby. The nicest man stopped to help and changed the tire. He said, "Feckin Jesus Christ, your tire's bald; you could have been killed!" It's one of my favorite memories.☺️

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

You made me feel better because I don't know what it means either 😉 Thanks!

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It would REALLY be breaking news if she said she WOULD have certified the 2020 election results.

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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Bad people all the way around

mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

When there’s a D1 football game on TV, the players are typically introduced by name and school: “Joe Blow, XYZ U,” and so on. If the transfer trend continues at its current pace, it’ll soon take five minutes just to introduce the starting lineup.