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mpfirish

@mpfirish.bsky.social
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Faux aunt, hockey fan 🏒. 67 with zero fucks left to give. Daughter of a member of the Greatest Generation. T-ball videos make me laugh. "Hold fast to dreams / For if dreams die / Life is a broken-winged bird / That cannot fly."

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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got this today, via an email from Medicare. 🤮
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
How long until he changes his LinkedIn photo?
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
He just borrowed Markwayne's box.
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
From a friend in Ontario, Canada
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This was my mom's. Dad bought it for her in the 50s. She thought it was fake. When the band broke (you can see the repair), I took it to be repaired, and that's when she learned it wasn't fake. It has to be wound, so I only wear it as jewelry to special events. Besides, I can't see the clock face 😅
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Kentucky Republicans hate #DollyParton
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
They have similar hairstyles, sooooo
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This may have been posted already, but it's one of my favorites
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I knew I'd seen him somewhere...
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
From a post on FB.
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The best take on the exit of Cardinal Dolan.
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
When coworkers push me to the limit, I try to remember this:
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
@piperformissouri.bsky.social @gtconway.bsky.social @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social @maryltrump.bsky.social
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
He bows to his king.
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Does he get hair advice from Dracula?
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Use this😉
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This is what my right-wing cousin posted on FB. AND, his profile picture is a black/blue background that has "I am Charlie" in white letters. 🤢
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
These women are the only thing supreme about it
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Thank you, Stefon 😉
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
@amandagorman.bsky.social, thank you for such a beautiful poem. ❤️
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I'm surprised she didn't wear a pair of these for her performance.
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Sure, Melaria wrote this. The signature is in Donnie's writing.
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
And now they have to worry about Covid
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I just got this email from the SSA. Courtesy of Big Balls? 🤬
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
From the Convention against Torture and other Cruel, Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment:
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The same MTG, this morning🤬
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Marj can fuck off.
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
And he’s paying people to show up
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
@muellershewrote.com @gtconway.bsky.social Have you seen this?
Ad for seat fillers for rump’s parade. $1,000 flat, paid in cryptocurrency
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Hopefully, the ice cream cone haircut is gone...forever.
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
But 4 numbers in seashells on a beach are bad?
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Poor, poor Madame Sarah.
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I work in a building that houses an Armstrong Teasdale office. If they ever capitulate, just remember that as of 4.11.25, this was on their website.
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The other day, I was behind a Tesla with one of these stickers on the bumper.
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
And he probably uses one of these
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Best response yet
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mpfirish @mpfirish.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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