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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Whoa, settle down NY Times, it’s 9am, I’m with my family!

Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

As a sign of maturity, I’m finally able to admit that I don’t think I’m ever going to watch this 2021 screener of Nightmare Alley. I wish it the best of luck at the 2021 Oscars.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Just came across some old bookmarks. Sad that a lot of these bookstores no longer exist, but man I enjoyed the hundreds of hours I spent wandering through them.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Love the photos of Donald and Melania shaking hands. My wife and I have shaken hands twice. Once when we first met in 2003 and then once more as a joke in 2012 when we decided after a long drawn out discussion to just “go to the Thai place.”

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I don’t think you really want to hear about this.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Am I crazy or does this blowfish kind of look like Trump?

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I guess this op-ed is about personal liberties

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Oh fuck you directions on my new toothbrush

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

It’s cool that Al Pacino is such a good actor that nobody even batted an eye as he’s transformed into a beautiful majestic lion.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I’ll see your Nathan Fielder and raise you Dan from Veep

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I’m old enough to remember when this was big beautiful Bill

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

I think the problem with the internet is that I feel the need to publicly state that Richard Manuel from The Band looks like @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social from @guster.bsky.social when really this is just something I should tell my wife when she gets home from work and is tired and is ignoring me.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Was about to see a Broadway show tonight but had to leave when they wouldn’t let me in with my fireworks.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Mark Zuckerberg looks like Gene Wilder trying to act hard.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Tough assignment for Trump. I guess a NASCAR race and some golf?

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Not clicking link so I can assume the catch is that the doctor mixed up his file with another Mitchell Robinson.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Longtime Madison Square Garden photographer George Kalinsky passed away this week. He was a great guy and became a friend in the last ten or so years. Here’s a photo he forced Spike Lee to take with me. You can’t even tell that Spike doesn’t want to be in it.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Ok so my buddy Smitty took what his cousin said was a microdose of shrooms but Smitty was super fucked up so I don’t know & they go into Round Room & he’s losing his mind & keeps saying the garden is round but couldn’t remember the word so he’s saying “the garden is rum, it’s rum.” Anyway, sick show