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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Whoa, settle down NY Times, it’s 9am, I’m with my family!

Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

As a sign of maturity, I’m finally able to admit that I don’t think I’m ever going to watch this 2021 screener of Nightmare Alley. I wish it the best of luck at the 2021 Oscars.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I’m gonna try to find out how to buy Skechers basketball shoes.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Just came across some old bookmarks. Sad that a lot of these bookstores no longer exist, but man I enjoyed the hundreds of hours I spent wandering through them.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Love the photos of Donald and Melania shaking hands. My wife and I have shaken hands twice. Once when we first met in 2003 and then once more as a joke in 2012 when we decided after a long drawn out discussion to just “go to the Thai place.”

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a beautiful and luxurious ballroom.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I don’t think you really want to hear about this.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Do you think Trump knew he was dressed as Jesus in the AI image he posted on the day he picked a fight with the Pope and had that door dash delivery person at the White House? Shit’s weird, right?

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Been seeing some really cool pics from outer space. Is this part of that Katy Perry thing?

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

25th Amendment. Articles of Impeachment. Now. What the hell else do you gutless, partisan fools need to see happen? What elze does he need to say? What else?

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

“UConn Duke it.” - Rob Schneider

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

“Jeff Epstein the New York financier? I’m pretty sure if there was some news about Jeff Epstein, I would’ve heard.” - Pam Bondi, today

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Think it's time to accept that I'm not gonna learn how to use the skateboard I bought after I saw the movie Mid 90's eight years ago.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Saw new SpongeBob movie today. Here is my takeaway: Scrubs is SpongeBob! J.D. is SpongeBob, Turk is Patrick, Cox is Squidward, Kelso is Mr. Krabs, Elliot is Sandy. The movie was good but was hard to focus on the plot when all I kept thinking was Scrubs is SpongeBob.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Am I crazy or does this blowfish kind of look like Trump?

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I guess this op-ed is about personal liberties

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

6-7 gives me hope for the future. There's an entire generation out there who doesn't give a fuck what adults are up to & what we're destroying & how much we're fucking up. They have their own shit going on & they're all in on it together & it's fun & it doesn't involve us at all.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Assuming they didn’t even consider Trump’s work in quantum mechanics. Sad! Rigged Nobel!

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Oh fuck you directions on my new toothbrush

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I know a lot of people are joking about Trump’s escalator crisis, but about ten years ago, my uncle was on an escalator that stopped moving after a few seconds and it really ripped my family apart. He's literally still there. We visit him and yell up to him, etc. But it's not the same as it was.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

It’s cool that Al Pacino is such a good actor that nobody even batted an eye as he’s transformed into a beautiful majestic lion.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

The Trump White House is so bad at this that the proof of life video is gonna be dated footage of Trump partying with Hulk Hogan.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

This guy’s commitment to his craft is just nuts. He literally fathered a child and raised that child to be a film director for this role. So admirable.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Leno said, in a lecture about comedy

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Writing a movie about a Formula 1 driver who’s really fast and could be the best ever, except that he keeps using his turning signal.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Congratulations to the Republicans on being able to hurt all the people you wanted to hurt.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I’m old enough to remember when this was big beautiful Bill

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

I think the problem with the internet is that I feel the need to publicly state that Richard Manuel from The Band looks like @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social from @guster.bsky.social when really this is just something I should tell my wife when she gets home from work and is tired and is ignoring me.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Driving home from seeing the movie F1 is so dangerous.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Look, I know some people are loving that Trump and Musk are fighting and think it’s SO funny that it’s gonna get ugly and they’re gonna reveal personal things about each other, and you might think it’s great that this is happening, and that it’s all fun and games

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Gonna miss the penny. No fucking way I’m paying a nickel for your thoughts.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I feel like talking to JD Vance is probably like having a conversation with a guy who works at a guitar store. You can't exactly put your finger on it but it never quite feels comfortable or natural.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Biden should be more like Carson and less like Conan. You did the stuff, some was very good, now go away and let us remember the good stuff. Obama, on the other hand, should be Conan. Stay relevant, do some weird interesting shit for a while longer. Maybe even go on Hot Ones.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Not to brag, but if I attended, I’d be the ugliest person at the Met Gala.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

36 years later and I’m still nervous every time I eat Cheerios that I’ll accidentally eat a shrunken child who fell into the bowl.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Andrew Cuomo has the distinction of being disliked by both democrats and republicans. Based on my current understanding of politics in this country, he will be the next mayor of NYC.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Just saw Hartenstein not playing for Knicks tonight. Getting a little nervous.

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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 07/04/2025

This week’s main story is about trans athletes, where the conversation around them is coming from, the nuances around competition and safety, and where it looks like things might be going. Full segment at the link in our bio.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

What SHOULD I use as a cudgel?

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Remember Joe Biden?!? Wonder what ever happened to that guy.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Can’t believe my scale is telling me I’ve gained that much weight in the last few years. Hilarious April fools joke. I mean if that number was real I’d be in seriously bad shape. Good one, scale! lol

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Before I was married I didn’t know what a duvet cover was and I was fine. I was living just fine.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I ask my doctor about every drug I see a commercial for and whether that drug is right for me.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

James Naismith Teaching Basketball: “And that’s called a free throw.” “So when our teammate misses one, we high five them?” “When they miss it?” “They miss the free throw & then we all go over & high five them?” “Why would you high five them if they miss?” “We’ll high five them”

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Was about to see a Broadway show tonight but had to leave when they wouldn’t let me in with my fireworks.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Feel like in mid-March, they turn on a leaf blower in my neighborhood and then just don’t turn it off until late October.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Is Jame Eagan played by Andy Warhol? I know the answer's no, right? Has to be no. But also, I'm pretty sure that's Andy Warhol.

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Matt Passet @mpasset.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Mark Zuckerberg looks like Gene Wilder trying to act hard.

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