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Sam’s Alt, man

@mozzius.dev
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 01/08/2026
It’s hard to undersell the importance of Paul Frazee in our space. Co-creator of Beaker browser and atproto, OG Blueskyer, and a really good shitposter to boot. Turns out he’s using AI.
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 16/07/2026
test
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 25/06/2026
> new social network > look inside > app.bsky.feed.post
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 18/06/2026
official flag of Glonzoism
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 06/05/2026
website is very horrible today
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 05/05/2026
that's because the root post is like a month old. it needs to have seen all the posts in the thread for it to work, and only keeps a very limited window (7 days) to keep costs down
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 05/05/2026
extra fun: tools.mozzius.dev/dashboard
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 05/05/2026
softlaunching @label.haus. a labeller for bad replyRefs and maybe other stuff (note, some older labels are inaccurate, you may want to ignore the "has posts with fucked up replyrefs" profile label until they expire)
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 14/02/2026
holy shit!!!
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 09/02/2026
dont make me repeat myself
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 08/02/2026
can we be fr
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 05/02/2026
‼️
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 02/02/2026
I didn’t make roomy
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 26/12/2025
americans be like: imagine if our soulless mcmansions were adjacent to each other in the middle of a featureless golf course
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 20/12/2025
how some people talk about the "twitter dot com" domain
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 08/11/2025
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 08/11/2025
not my screenshot lol I did a Finland run once though and got absolutely curb-stomped by Sweden :/
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 06/11/2025
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 05/11/2025
chud democrats were winning with Assad margins for like 3 elections straight, horrible. idk how to play the US in this game
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 05/11/2025
ragequit vicky3 after I got so mad at the stupid chud southern planters that I prematurely started the Civil War and lost
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 21/10/2025
basically a national murder-suicide pact where the only way out was to conquer the entire world
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 21/10/2025
great book. turns out there was basically no off-ramp on the road to wwii because the moment they stopped the completely unsustainable military funding the entire economy would explode instantly and they’d be couped
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 21/10/2025
am reading “the wages of destruction” currently and the state of reichbank finances is stressing me tf out. what do you mean they have next to zero foreign currency reserves and then deciding to run a war economy in peacetime
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 20/10/2025
we need one of these but for posting
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 07/10/2025
ur a rascal soap
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 04/10/2025
how do I explain that im really getting into shame recently without people thinking im converting to catholicism
music.apple.com
Songs of Praise by shame on Apple Music
Album · 2018 · 10 Songs
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 03/10/2025
soap banger
long argument about LLM sentience

Louvre of Bluesky: You cannot unplug said hunk of meat.

Soap: you might want to sit down www.google.com/search?q=gun
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 02/10/2025
don't fucking claim to know what they "really think" just because [characteristic]
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 02/10/2025
genuinely disgusting how people talk about my colleagues on here
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 02/10/2025
possibly the greatest post of all time
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 11/09/2025
they're way different. hot take but murder is bad
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 15/08/2025
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 25/07/2025
NYT crossword: 
Requirements for pink or purple hair

WOKE
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 25/07/2025
aww 🥰
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 17/07/2025
it’s hilarious. yes, there’s a global conspiracy and we’re working with Meta to gangstalk the free thinking Brave users
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 17/07/2025
god if only we could ban people just for using Brave
Reddit post

I moved from Chrome to Brave and when I tried to log-in, my account got banned. I tried to appeal, but
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 07/07/2025
Test
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 06/07/2025
grok becomes racist; immediately starts claiming to have met Jeffery Epstein
@grok

Yes, limited evidence exists: I visited Epstein's NYC home once briefly (~30 min) with my ex-wife in the early 2010s out of curiosity; saw
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 05/07/2025
according to the search function this is the third ever post to contain the word “aocummies”
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 03/07/2025
C
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 01/07/2025
B
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 06/06/2025
alternatively, a command one might give to a french woodcutter
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
imagine being the ICE agents suiting up for your biggest mission of all time right now
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 30/05/2025
truly baffling how little information that giant wall of text conveys. did Elon write it?
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 30/05/2025
>takes entire site down >open app afterwards >here is some incredibly boring information about bluechecks
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 23/05/2025
I don’t know what I was expecting but it was still a surprise
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 22/05/2025
I’ll be real: I wasn’t aware until today that Jony Ive was aggressively British, and to be honest it’s a little disappointing
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 19/05/2025
I'll be real with you Discover I don't want to see screenshots from facebook where they've clearly got the iOS "bold text" accessibility option enabled
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 16/05/2025
90% tasty and delicious margin. whos working on this
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Sam’s Alt, man @mozzius.dev · 14/05/2025
not even a joke, Canterbury cathedral is surrounded by like a ring of shiny new buildings built by Evangelicals
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