moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026bearded dragon in a tiny ring leader costume you are my only solace on this day of suffering 010
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026yaaay i'm gonna go to a fun community event~ so cute so fall! >103 FUCKING DEGREE WEATHER 101
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026alien: we only eat rarefied and sacred fuels human: i am legally allowed to eat my commanding officer if we get marooned 010
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026trying to write scifi really has me realizing that sure, whatever, humans ascribe gender to weird things, but they also automatically ascribe edibility 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the new dressmaker game is extremely bad for my physical and mental health, it has sucked me in like a cosmic vortex where my only task in life is gilding the lily on a dress that looks like a cake 020
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 23/07/2026we harvested our spring potatoes earlier this month, and in its place i transplanted some of my pumpkins along the edge of the bed. I didn't have anything to put in the center because this sun is killing everything, but to my disturbed soil a hero comes...! purslane! so much of it is popping up uwu 000
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 19/07/2026otherwise it is a nightmare putting in all of these kids. yall have GOT to stop having nine kids a pop 000
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 19/07/2026looking up folks in the tips of my family tree isn't productive for the main trunk, but i did get to find that one far off cousin called her husband honey so much it got put on his grave as a nickname 100
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moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 27/05/2026there's light at the end of the editing pit but my god the trenches are deep 000
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 24/05/2026apologies to the spider who was chilling on one of the lemons i picked i will admit i overreacted when i screamt and threw the lemon across the yard upon noticing you 010
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 24/05/2026honestly you can halve the frosting recipe and probably still have enough, even spread over a bigass sheet pan it was still frosting mountain on each slice 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 24/05/2026i made~ lemon cake! :3 using the lemons from our yard. i didn't add the full amount of powdered sugar bc i ran out, but it was sweet enough. i haven't made a sheet pan cake in years but sometimes the spirit just moves you i guess [ preppykitchen.com/lemon-cake/ ]preppykitchen.comFluffy Lemon Layer Cake - Preppy KitchenMoist, fluffy 2-layer Lemon Cake with lots of bright lemon flavor from fresh lemons and lemon cream cheese frosting. Simple and delicious! 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 14/04/2026my new tree is obviously the lemon sapling we grew from a seed because that thing has been on the protein and has gotten girthsome since it's been outside in the sun 000
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 14/04/2026but now i have an excuse to plant things that attract the hummingbirds myself. the way of the world is self-balancing 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 14/04/2026mine was the trumpet vine our old neighbours had that was basically a story and a half tall tree and the new folks have earned the enmity of our entire household for cutting it down because it used to Swarm with hummingbirds 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 14/04/2026i wish i could find that post that was like 'everyone has a tree in their neighbourhood/city they are obsessed with' because it is so true 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 13/04/2026everybody in this therapist waiting room in their black hoodies today 110
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 12/04/2026i know it isn't proper grammar but there is a tone difference between 'About?' and 'About???'. maybe it's comics bleeding through with the simple ??? bubble of bewilderment 010
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 07/04/2026[ en.origami-club.com/newspaper/ga... ] alright make it clickable you dang websiteen.origami-club.comdiagramdiagram 000
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 07/04/2026[en.origami-club.com/newspaper/garba…] this origami box is what i used to make some seedling planters with out of printer paper. it should decompose by the time the seedlings need to go in the ground 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 07/04/2026also sowed more peppers, tomatoes, herbs, and direct sowed some corn in one of the weird mini beds next to the wall. corn seeds like heat so who knows. experimental. that bed kills everything 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 07/04/2026sowed my pumpkins and other curcurbits!! i plant too many pumpkins but i love them.. 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 07/04/2026welcome to gardening where there are sweet peas and there are sugar peas and they grow similarly but one is delicious and the other one will give you paralytic convulsions 000
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 03/04/2026i'm sorry general store owner, i'm but a humble farmer. i'll have to pay for my seeds this season using forty-six uncut sapphires 010
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 03/04/2026i've been seeing some baby praying mantises around too. the two pregnant moms from last year live on 010
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 03/04/2026two out of the three monarch chrysalises in the backyard have successfully hatched / 3 \) come back and visit sometime.. 110
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 26/03/2026gardening in zone 10a really is haha relax for two months in the winter and the asscrack of june and july then it's like GO GO GO GO NOW 000
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 26/03/2026OH I FOUND MY GINGER it popped up in some random pot on the table. glad to see you again bud 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 26/03/2026i still need to plant the pumpkins and melons and cucumbers. i want pumpkins in time for halloween for once 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 26/03/2026i sowed the peppers and tomatoes as well in seedling trays, so hopefully they come up alright this early in the year. if the heat abandons me then >:V 110
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 26/03/2026i put up the trellises and planted sugar snap peas and snake beans, as well as some zucchini and what I think might be cornflower? i didn't mark the bag i collected them in. flowers of some kind 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 26/03/2026my brother and i cleared out one of the garden beds that was supposed to be growing onions, but they never bulbed and went to flower. we found some surprise tiny potatoes though 000
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 25/03/2026i saw a mourning cloak butterfly today, and a prodigiously fat lizard the size of a small sausage. i also spotted a small, powder-blue butterfly with wings the size of fingernails, though I'm not sure what it is exactly. a mission blue? 010
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 24/03/2026everyone start making webrings and websites again please / < \) 010
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 24/03/2026tiktok genuinely brings me the stories of people's lives that i'd never have the opportunity to listen to otherwise, and to learn crafts and recipes and so many good things, but my god i'm tired of the random FYP roulette that may as well just decide to show me someone being murdered or abused 110
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 22/03/2026wooden popsicle sticks are good garden labels for annual plants, since they'll decompose by the time the plant's life cycle is complete. i need to invest in something more long-term for my permanent residents though, oops 000
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the goal is to eventually get lemongrass and ginger going as well. i have ginger out here somewhere but i'm not sure where I put it. 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 22/03/2026if i can get marjoram and tarragon seeds / bay laurel sapling, i'd have all the perennial european herbs i care about right in the garden :3c 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 22/03/2026i finally repotted my poor herbs. the sage miraculously came back to life, and the oregano can apparently root itself from the stem if it's laying on the dirt? I split it into two pots since it got so wide 100
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 21/03/2026my poor strawberry bed is scorched though. i moved one of the saplings to the porch as well so it can get babied, it's looking droopy and sad 000
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 21/03/2026the seeds i planted already sprouted! all this heat is good for something at least 101
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 19/03/2026yeah!! the pink-purple stripes look painted on, it's so neat :3 010
moxie @moxivena.bsky.social · 16/03/2026this being said i have no idea what colours will actually come out of the seeds i saved vs the ones i bought because cross-pollination 000
