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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

the most down bad thing i ever did for a man was read not one but two Michel Houellebecq books so we could talk about them

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 04/01/2024

sign at the comic books store: No Vaping in the Pokémon Room

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

i'm not a ghost. i am a woman with warm skin. i am green as a Babylonian garden. i can lead you to the cool water, i can quench your thirst. if you lay under the blossoming tree, if you touch me right there, some wound in you will start to close. you'll be able to hear that song you had forgotten

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

i don't care if it's a lab grown diamond, these Pacific Green stones are so beautiful

emerald cut pretty green lab grown diamond from Brilliant Earth

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

to all my fellow earth signs: how’s that grudge you’ve been holding for years and will never let go of doing

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 4h

Are they brothers or boyfriends?? who can say??

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 4h

whewww that's so real. i'm turning 40 in January and i'm still confused on how that's happening or how i made it this far. very grateful but still did not expect to be around to see it

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 9h

yeah i have bug naturals (a chitin exoskeleton and a segmented body)

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 21h

i wonder if it was like No single parents allowed in movies, we need to maintain the nuclear family at all costs

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 21h

do you think the Brady Bunch parents actually liked each other or was it a "we should pool our resources cause we each have so many kids" arrangement of convenience

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 21h

man it must feel awesome to be a skeleton with a sword fighting guys alongside your skeleton friends

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 21h

i think i was scared from a place of confusion tbh

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 27/12/2023

i really can’t talk right now i’m having a transcendental moment listening to In a Big Country by Big Country

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

things that are good: breakfast tacos, a fresh set of lash extensions, driving on a country road with the windows down, your friend going "can i be mean for a second", titties in your face, dogs and cats and capybaras

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

yeah it's cool, it's when a whale dies and its carcass sinks to the bottom of the ocean and lots of ocean critters feast on and dispose of it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_f...

en.wikipedia.org

Whale fall - Wikipedia

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i'm not confident that most people know that whalefall is a real term marine scientists use and not just the name of that movie

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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 05/10/2026

Art by • Mike Hoffman

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ethel Cain walking in the Ann Demeulemeester show, loveee

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

my pretty typical "could a depressed person do THIS" achievement

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it is physically impossible for me to talk about any tv show without relating to how a similar issue was explored in Buffy

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i have a tshirt with the William Blake Great Red Dragon print on it (which is Fiennes' big ass tattoo) and i get a lot of compliments on it, which leads to me sounding insane when i explain what it is. pretty good movie though!

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

American Mary would be such a cute baddie cosplay

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

few things are as satisfying as executing a decently folded fitted sheet

light gray-blue folded fitted sheet on a wood and black metal bedside table

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

same, i gave away a lot of stuff on there when i moved. i think i had one person flake on me, but it's low stakes in my opinion if someone doesn't show up for a free thing. since there are usually several other people showing interest in it after them

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

this thread is wild. maybe i live in a charmed place where people act normal in buy nothing groups but being like "you're making my extremly low effort good deed TOO HARD" is dumb

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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 05/10/2026

B91.5.2.1 Lake-serpent (monster) in form of woman.

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

a thing i hate as a former bookstore employee is when people think they're being edgy activists by hiding or moving books around. wow you put the Bible in the fiction section? you hid that copy of Hillbilly Elegy? not to interrupt your civil disobedience but you just made the bookseller's job harder

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

her independent semi homemade youtube music video era was everything

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i can't believe Steve Harvey was acting all shocked when that man in the hockey jersey said "titties" Come on Steve we know you aren't brand new

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

as we all know i am a Jersey Mike's loyalist because the energy at every Subway i have been to has been real dark sided. like i expect my sandwich artist's nose to start bleeding or someone to start screaming hysterically. also not good sandwiches

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

not the tidal wave of blood or the old woman or Jack with the axe but the man and the bear is what did it for me

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

oh that sound so fun! (incredibly depressing fun but you know what i mean) FWWM is near and dear to me

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i heard this song recently and felt a little nauseous. it's really good but hits a little too close to home

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an object of desire

YouTube video by Spider - Topic

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

trying to see if the vaccine bridge program is still active but the government website says my zip code is invalid, love it i'm going to figure this out because UHC telling me i don't have coverage because the updated Covid shot is too new is some bullshit

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i guess their uncle never took out the pocket knife he had been carrying around since 78 to cut the ribbon tied tightly around their Christmas present the phenomenon of assigning fascism to objects separated from the behavior of people is very weird

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

oh no i love them but my hair is curly so styling them would be an extra step for me

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i'm getting my hair cut this week and it's time to agonize again over whether or not i should get bangs

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

oh you had a homeschooled boyfriend? was he weird? please. he didn't even come close to my Ironic Top Hat boyfriend

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i learned recently that Le Labo sells fragrances in a 500 ML SIZE BOTTLE?? hello?? who is buying this giant jug of perfume

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

girls don't want flowers girls want the giant coffee table book Dressing a Galaxy: The Costumes of Star Wars by Trisha Biggar

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i wish i could be a mall goth that can pull off red eye makeup but it just looks like i have been infected with the Resident Evil virus

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it's been memeified to death, and not to be all "you had to be there" but hearing Sandstorm for the first time on the radio in 2000 was pretty cool

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i'm seeing a new psychiatrist later this month and i'm just going to ask them to prescribe me the Nicole Kidman special

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

mine just hits me with a 👍 if they approve or a 🥲 if i am having a hard time and they don't want to talk to me about it

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vampire girlfriend 💀🎃 @mourningdoves.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

you have to call that movie by its government name or you're not a real cinephile. Francis Ford Coppola's Bran Stoker's Dracula (1992)

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