Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 3hDid you have to use AI for this image because no woman would consent to touch you, even for money? 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Have you ever heard the story of the middle aged boy who called wolf? 0120
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026What would you rate one dog eating the vomit of another dog? And, to be clear, you are the vomit. 150
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Castration in the morning; castration in the evening, castration at supper time. When castrations on a bagel you can have castration anytime. 020
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dalliances with the peasantry don’t count. They’re barely even people. 090
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Huh, seems like they had a solution to CTE all along. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m sad enough wondering if I’m going to watch the last polar bear die. I don’t want to have to explain that shit to a kid. 0492
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The worst possible law enforcement agency… 3170
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Let women run South American proxy dictatorship economies. 030
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Some days I feel so lucky to be stuck in this dead end not quite entry level position. 250
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Dems need another fucking reminder of the difference between a company and a person. 020
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nothing says “I understand and respect Judaism and its history” like sending people back to countries they fled. 060
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Racism hasn’t been this profitable since the Klan had summer camps. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is one of those posts that makes less sense the further you read. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It feels like some of you went through seven years of grad school just for bragging rights and not because you enjoy getting paid peanuts to study the mating habits of the Least Grebe. 030
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026At least mustache rides are still free. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Buddy, they don’t even let me fuck Mrs. Met. 1981
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Real “dad after the divorce trying to buy your love on a fixed income” energy. 010
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Nah. It’s worse than that. Your religion is only protected if it sucks shit. You can exemptions from paying for an IUD for fantastical reasons, but if you’re a religious pacifist you still have to pay for bombs. 090
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, as a grift you need to be young, reasonably attractive, white, have a near death experience and be churchy enough to know what gets those freaks off but not churchy enough to fear eternal damnation. 110
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s what Charlie Kirk would’ve wanted. That guy loved a public execution. 020
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Consider: Axe/Lynx presents Don Giovanni 020
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When you put it like that, I do wonder if mom’s actual doll collection was compensating for something. 0151
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Everyday we inch closer.static.klipy.comRobocop ED-209 Robot Enters RoomAlt: Robocop ED-209 Robot Enters Room 0130
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Harry Potter and the Invention of the White Race 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Palestine being referred to is Palestine. I hope that clears things up. 1170
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hope you are the next to be given an extraordinary rendition to Ghana. Buy me a lunch, idiot. 000
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You mean like being sexually harassed by Roger Ailes? 100
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What widely held definition of Zionism isn’t implicit or explicit racism? 140
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At what point in time was Zionism not a racist project? 0110
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Both are pretty clear and correct in the present moment. 22070
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This reasoning would’ve supported separate but equal indefinitely. 180
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He’s right. The jackass is already out of the barn. Why bother to shut the door now? 050
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Spray him down with the hose! He’ll get the hint or learn to like it. Win/win. 020
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Says a guy who freaks out over bringing 8oz of coffee to a job interview. 120
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Adult Me is surprised Adult Me follows current events on purpose. 020
Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 @mountain-abyss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It is once again time to remind everyone the Nobel “Peace” Prize is a farce. Kissinger, Obama, that Venezuelan lady who wanted Trump to install a junta. Let’s all stop pretending this is a real thing. 060
