motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My conclusion: it’s just a MiSTer (laudatory) 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If anyone needs to feed a dog and a wife at the same time 010
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My uncle told me to stay here and he’ll be back by morning, so that’s what I’m doing. Kind of a boring game tbh 100
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My family calendar thing now has digital hats. Thank you Big Tech, this is exactly what everyone wanted 🙏 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 21/08/2026After dealing with Ford service departments, I understand why people buy cars from luxury brands. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Customer service via chatbot is going great! 👍 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Kind of a nerdy hot take, but the Toyota Prius was the most revolutionary car of modern times and it isn’t close. 100
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Apple is not making Pervert AirPods. Those will be infrared sensors that can detect basic shapes and motion. For all your pervert needs, they will be making new Pervert Goggles. Apple apologizes for the confusion. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My toxic trait is that I think Dasani is fine. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The only legitimate use of Reddit at this point is to bully advertisers who leave comments enabled. 000
Reposted by motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026OH YEA??? - dashare.zone ADMIN 026347
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I don’t think the tech podcast guys, even the good ones (!), realize how much credibility they lose when they do ad reads for AI products. I get that you need money, but I’m unsubscribing. ✌️ 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I am eating a cold bacon egg cheese biscuit in a rainy parking lot. Oh, I mean, “I’m good, thanks.” 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It's not enough to beat Wesley Bell. We have to make him sad, too. 100
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Interesting to me that almost all conservative commentators call it the straits of Hormuz, plural. It's such a tell for who is MAGA and I cannot figure out why. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The absolute pinnacle of '90s post-grunge "dudes rock" albums. open.spotify.com/album/0v7rhe...open.spotify.comPack Up The Cats - Album by Local H | SpotifyLocal H · album · 1998 · 15 songs 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Me, pointing at broken car part: I’d like to pay you to replace this broken part. I confirmed the part was in stock when I called. Ford service advisor: we don’t have the part, we don’t know the price, and we will charge you $200 to diagnose the problem. Me: *leaves* 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Me: Today I need to take my car to the repair shop, to get my car repaired. Also me: I should take my wife's car for today's errand. It's better on gas, after all. 🫠 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Just got an email from Nancy Pelosi and you’ll never guess what she wanted! (my money, obviously) 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Weight loss tip: have anxiety. Oddly enough, this is also a weight gain tip. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Netflix is insane if they think I would ever intentionally click on the Podcasts tab. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is in addition to bans on some WiFi routers, drones, and cars. Simply put, we are banning Chinese tech because they are better. It doesn’t have to be this way. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Roku Ultra clocking in at about 2 fps. I cannot wait to replace this piece of junk. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Just found out that MAGA men without tattoos call themselves pureskins 🤮 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Spend a few minutes in the sun today if you’re able 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 21/07/2026If you see this on your Roku, it’s already over. Once you take this update, even the fastest Roku will be sluggish and drop frames. Turn off auto updates and hope they roll it back. 010
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"Satisfying Whip Action" is all you need to say to get me interested in a new Castlevania. 001
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Reddit is the best social media site if you don’t want spoilers about a live event. Redditors won’t see the game in their feed until tomorrow. 000
Reposted by motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Cheryl Reeve is a fucking real one. We need more leaders in the WNBA like her. 5713191
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It was only a few years ago when we would yell at people for shooting vertical video. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 14/07/2026OpenAI is cooked if their best idea is a smart speaker. Everybody who wants one already has one, dumbasses. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Primary any Democrat who mourns Lindsey. We gotta clean house. 000
Reposted by motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense. 310121354562
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I talked to Mitch McConnell again and he is a spooky ghost in the afterlife now. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A few years ago, I had the opportunity to peel the shipping plastic off a 1976 Dual 1249 turntable, and I’m still riding that high. 000
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he said there were a lot of good posts today. 020
motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️ @motorcruft.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Go hard or go home. I’m going home, but you can decide for yourself. 000
Reposted by motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either 20185771112
Reposted by motorcrypt 🪦🧟♂️Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026shutting down a major artery into the city during a holiday weekend while the world cup is in town and there’s a historic heat wave that’s lead to energy rationing just so you can have a wedding is a real radicalizing eat the rich moment 452574407
