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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Listen, I love leading ghost tours, but the last few weeks have been … weird. Not like Spooky weird, like there’s been a sharp uptick in male guests who feel like it’s totally okay to inappropriately touch me, or dig up my phone number and text me at 1am. What’s with that??

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

asserting dominance at work by playing Robbie Williams over the concession stand speakers even though this is America and no one knows who he is.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Anyway, I’m here, I’m alive, I’m just insanely busy and also elbow deep in a Robbie Williams obsession that I can’t disconnect from. It’s been a month and I have all his albums memorized. Please send help.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

One of our neighbors is a Young Charlie Swan from Twilight lookalike and now there’s a FIRE ALARM, and I’m stuck out here with him in my gross SWEATS, and our dog won’t stop YELLING AT HIS, this is a fucking NIGHTMARE. HELP MEEE.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I forced Erika to watch Mr. Mistoffelees, and midway through she was like ‘wait, he’s magic??’ And I nearly screamed. She’s so innocent. How did I let her escape Cats for so long??? I feel crazy. “What the hell is Jellical??” AHH.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

I love cosmic horror because it’s like AH, but it’s also like ‘WHAT IF GOD WERE A MILLION WORMS????’

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Sometimes you run a normal tour and sometimes somebody looks you dead in the eye and asks you if the Heaven’s Gate people made it to the UFO ….

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Watching the new season of Leverage, and I love it but also do they expect me to believe that Eliot can’t do stitches on himself in a pinch?

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Me, trying to convince my roommate to skip straight to the 5th season of Angel after only half of one season: “just wait, Wesley gets so hot, and so sad….”

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I just want Mike Flanagan to remake Stephen King’s Rose Red, like desperately. It’s screaming for it. Cast Ben Daniels as Nick. I’M BEGGING.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Do you ever get a feeling where like … you’re at home, in your apartment, with your stuff, but you feel like you’re on vacation? Like if you close your eyes and open them you’ll be back in your childhood bedroom? Like you’re in a hotel? But you’re not?

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Sometimes your one card pull calls you an emotional wreck and then you take offense but really it’s right and you need to be nicer to yourself $ also maybe think hard about your relationship with your own inner voice (and caffeine! Is your anxiety already high? Why did you drink that REDBULL THEN?)

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

We are so, so unbelievably thankful for all of the help. I really have no words. It’s been a rough ride the last two months and Frank has been a port in the storm for me, and I’m so incredibly relieved we’ll be able to take care of him. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Why don’t we let Noah Wyle be a hot goofy nerd anymore, I think it would fix all my problems.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Okay, normally I’m a cider girl, but currently all of my expenses are taken up by Frank, and well …. Rent …. So I’m just drinking whatever we have in the apartment and I can’t believe I wasn’t a Diet Coke and cheap Red Wine girl in college, this is a way better combo than anyone gives it credit for.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

If you told me that I could only watch one show for the rest of my life, I’m sorry, but it would be Leverage.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Having an extended panic attack today and the only reason I haven’t fallen entirely apart is because the cat keeps sitting on my chest when I start to dissolve.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

What I’m starting to learn is that I should stop watching horror movies by myself, especially after an edible. 100% of the time I’m like “oh no, death has come for me.” Last night I literally told Linda Hazzard’s ghost she couldn’t come for me. Like OUT LOUD.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

@liminalearth.bsky.social The watercolors that I was absently producing during #wufo tonight, if anything pings with someone. 😅🐠🔭👽

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Tonight’s @liminalearth.bsky.social #WUFO cocktail - Vodka (I used Dan Akroyd’s Crystal Head vodka - the pride edition!!) Seltzer Lemonade Rosemary Simple syrup Ice Amounts per your own hearts desire. Stir, don’t shake, because seltzer. 👩‍🍳💋

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Is there an evolutionary reason that Emperor Tamarin Monkeys have mustaches or was the universe just like “wow, cute —“

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I fear my letterboxed account makes me look unhinged.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Finally watching Chopping Mall. Pretty sure Temu Patrick Swayze is gonna die first.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I feel like every pack of bandaids I’ve ever purchased at Boots is better than ANY I’ve ever bought in America, and now that my stash is running low I need to get back to England ASAP.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

This dude sneezed in my face last night and then had the AUDACITY to act like it was my fault and run off.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Goddddd, sometimes things suck so hard and then you do a ghost tour and people love you and buy you dinner and talk to you all night and tip you $100, and spend all evening telling you about lost family members they talk to in their dreams 😭 Why can’t work be like this all the time?

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Is audition season even fun if the first one doesn’t sneak up on you and force you to spit out monologues you haven’t looked at in six months and pray you remember English?

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Taking my frog out for Valentine’s Day, xoxo

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Liminal Earth @liminalearth.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

LET'S BOOST SOME COOL WEIRD CREATORS! Reply to/quote this post with a link to your/your favorite project, book, podcast, storefront, etc. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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a group of sheep standing next to each other with a truck behind them

Alt: a group of claymation sheep from the Shaun the Sheep series "Irish dancing" next to each other with a truck behind them

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

#WUFO with @bergmaster5000.bsky.social was SUPER FUN TONIGHT, and I mean it, we’re gonna go investigate rest stops. Also Improv returns in two weeks. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US 🛸👽🛸

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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Imo, they love liquor and attention, so basically and cocktail mixed in dedication will do🙅‍♀️ I love an Easy Divinity

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Kaj [they/them] @speedofhuman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

1 1/2 oz vodka 1/2 oz creme de violet 1/4 oz lemon juice Shake hard with ice, pour into a martini glass with a powdered Skittles rim

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

As a pre-wufo warm up — what kind of cocktail do I make in honor of Dionysus? All you have to include is the little bottle of berry vodka I gave him as an offering during dry January!! @liminalearth.bsky.social

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

And it only took a YEAR to get stuff up on my wall, RIP to MEEEEEE …

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Liminal Earth @liminalearth.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

If you're not sure what to look forward to because the Super Bowl is over, we can help! This Wednesday on #WUFO we'll be joined by the illimitable @bergmaster5000.bsky.social! HIJINKS WILL ENSUE, and we MAY chat a little bit about TWIN PEAKS! There will be laughter and fun! wufo.watch

imagery from Twin Peaks including a black and white floor, red curtains, a venus de milo statue, and a diner book with a log on one of the benches. Coffee and cherry pie are also pictured on the table. Text: wufo.watch. Special Guest STEVE BERG. 2/12 @ 8PM PST

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Sincere brownie points to whoever can figure out what our neighbor means….

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Thank god Lady Gaga is back to flailing around like a possessed Victorian witch, this is the Gaga we’ve DESERVED.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

When you’re trying to give the plumber in the other room a piece of your mind but your helicopter tail gives your joy away ….

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

What if I told you that I obtained a bag of edible dirt to try for #WUFO ‘s snack report next week 😅😅😅

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

The algorithm knows me too well and now that I’ve seen this I need it with an inescapable passion, I’ve been staring at it for days, HE BELONGS TO ME AND I CAN NOT JUSTIFY THE EXPENSE.

A pink, purple, and yellow pastel purse shaped like a toad, with a pastel purple handle. He has green eyes. I am obsessed with him. He stares.

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Emily Hoffman @mothmanbelievesinu.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Anyway, hi, hello, good morning. I started a newsletter! It’s about ghosts. Mostly. Anyway, you can see the first post and subscribe hereeeeee phantomsattheopera.beehiiv.com/p/a-start Join meeeee!!

phantomsattheopera.beehiiv.com

A Start ...

And a welcome, I suppose

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