Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If the gov is really that concerned w low birth rates, they'd give us more pto 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Low on vape juice, low on meds, and no idea how I'm getting home today 🙃 000
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I cannot quit my job today I cannot rage quit my job today I cannot quit my job today 001
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The autistic urge to point out when someone's using sandwich method of styling 000
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Time for my quarterly search of narcolepsy.... Am I gonna do something about it this time? No 000
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If this leasing lady doesn't answer me soon, we're gonna fight 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Even when Ianthe makes me say the dumbest shit in her drawlingest voice 111
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Reading tlt series to my wife aka putting on a one person show complete with many different character voices and I love it 121
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Letting me work at the other office location was definitely giving a mouse a cookie and I WILL be asking for more, thank you!! 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I approached my violins with too much confidence and now I'm two E strings down 😅 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Going from a lovely weekend full of art and music and friends back to spreadsheets is always so jarring. 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 09/04/2026What do I gotta do for a sub on some bread that's actually crusty. I'm tired of soft bread!!!! 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 01/04/2026They are certainly not paying me enough to do algebra at 8am 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Out here being a spreadsheet wizard with no one to properly appreciate it 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 21/01/2026So glad that Chime needs to remind me every morning that I have 0 dollars. Very helpful. Very informative. 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I could point out the embarrassing mistake my sup is making, but I think it's a better learning experience for her if I let her figure it out on her own. 😇 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Idk I haven't found anything yet so I just stated the series over 100
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Loveee terrible things happening before 7am and then going to work right after. It's so fun 000
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Deeeeeefinitely put my pants on backwards this morning 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Well I ended up with an enthusiastic, "Hiiiii!" and then it was immediately dad jokes and bantering???? Wild. 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 04/01/2026What does one say to the father you haven't seen or heard from in 19 years who suddenly wants to reconnect and get dinner? So far I'm running w/ -damn you got old -sup loser -long time no see 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I will not quit my job today. I will not quit my job today. But boy howdy do I want tomy.jo 000
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I don't want to be at work. I want to learn how to spin yarn 😭 000
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Well today definitely made the top 10 of shittiest days 000
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 03/09/2025It's so funny when straight people that "aren't homophobic" use the "I don't care what anyone does in the bedroom" defense at me as a queer ace, bc a lot of them do actually have an opinion on what you DON'T do in the bedroom 010
Reposted by MarsPapaJ @michiganpapa.bsky.social · 24/08/2025"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." John Steinbeck 1332777
Reposted by Mars🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025The plight of being a fat butch lesbian is that everyone you know will always say that you look JUST LIKE *insert any other fat butch here*. when literally the only similarities are fat and butch. 051
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Do you ever drive through a hurricane to go support your best friend? 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I really really need a new job. Please universe, what must I do? 000
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Testing a crochet pattern..... that apparently doubles as a base for the eraserhead baby 💀 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I love having concrete floors. I'm always rearranging my living room 000
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 28/05/2025When you disillusion your employees, they stop giving af. And boy howdy is it so much easier to not care. 020
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Lost my voice laughing and talking to much while visiting my best friend 😭 010
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Does Klappspaten get used in a slang way? I'm trying to figure out why it would be important 😭 110
Reposted by MarsThe Reluctant Rose @reluctantrose.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Hey, y'all--tomorrow's #IndependentBookstoreDay! This year, both Amazon AND Barnes & Noble have sales designed to carve out some of our business on this particular weekend, which is extra shitty in this particular climate, but there are LOADS of ways to support indies tomorrow! 🧵 11511
Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I added you on storygraph, hope that's okay! I'm mothballmars there too :) 110