🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Update: My cane is no longer headless and I located the bells. Gotta add some final touches. But still don't ask me about my fangs. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hello I am having CLOWN ANXIETY because my cane is HEADLESS and I can't find my bag of bells. Don't even ask about my fangs. 😭😭 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If I don't get to go have a big ass margarita somewhere soon it might become my villain origin story. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm so tired all the damn time and yet I cannot sleep. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026HOLY FUCK I SEE HAYLEY WILLIAMS IN 8 DAYS!!!! 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I was having a hard enough day already and now DOLLY PARTON DIED?! 😭😭😭😭 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Did y'all know that a common problem among neurodivergent people is not being able to read lips? Did y'all also know that I am one of those neurodivergent people that can't read lips? Because I'm really gonna need y'all to fucking quit it. 010
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Vyvanse making me sensitive to the heat and summer being my favorite season is devastating. I want to focus. But I want to go outside. But I don't want to have a medical emergency from the heat. BUT I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My phone decided not to charge last night and I didn't realize until I got to work. That is SO QUIRKY AND FUN. 🙃 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Getting treated like the help in my own home???????? 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Keep your jerk boy cats humble by waiting until they are under your blanket and fart on them. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Puzzle night last night was a delight. I was introduced to the best(worst?) terrible movie I have ever seen. Plus it's always nice when someone else makes me a meal instead of the other way around. 🥰💜🥰 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When someone takes the time out of their day to tell me that they thought about me and/or they miss me it makes me feel so incredibly loved. I miss my people all the time and often wonder if they ever miss me too. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wore all my compression wear for the first time after my break from it. I had to FIGHT my way out of it all. 💀💀 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Dry mouth in the middle of the night? Have you tried mandarin oranges while standing in front of the fridge? 🍊🍊 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Had to send my baby back home today. Real torn up about it. I miss her already. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My niece just asked me if I know what BL is.... DO NOT speak to me of the old magic WITCH! I wAS THERE when it was WRITTEN! (she got embarrassed when I said "Oh you mean yaoi?" Lmao) 💀💀 010
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Hey Universe. Quick Q. Could you maybe take me out to a nice dinner or something before you keep FUCKING ME LIKE THIS??????? Just wondering. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Me?? Having a hot flash at work???? It's more likely than you'd think. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Today I had to help my Uber driver navigate because he missed my work exit TWICE. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Very weird happenings. Grief is so sneaky and the universe is so funny. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Update: I googled when I should have just gone to sleep. 💀💀 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Can your sinuses prolapse? If not I might be the first recorded medical case of it because they feel like they are FALLING OUT of my face. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Having a very grumpy day. Glad it's almost bedtime. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026How did I end up with 3 trumpet players in my apartment????? 000
Reposted by 🍋Citrus 🍊Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Reading tlt series to my wife aka putting on a one person show complete with many different character voices and I love it 121
Reposted by 🍋Citrus 🍊Mars @mothballmars.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Even when Ianthe makes me say the dumbest shit in her drawlingest voice 111
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Oops. I didn't realize my back was hurting this bad until I finally sat still for a second. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I don't think cooking brings me joy anymore. What the hell am I even supposed to do about that?? It's literally all I'm good at. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I've been so busy that I haven't seen my friends in forever. I miss y'all so damn much. Someone please invite yourself to my house for dinner soon or something. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I'm back home from SC. I had a great time but boy howdy there really is nothing like coming home to your own bed and your own toilet. 000
Reposted by 🍋Citrus 🍊Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Night Hunter by Vitali Skvorkin 556241868
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Passed by the giant peach in Gaffney earlier on my way to my mom's to visit for the week. Made me miss my wife. 🥺 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026BROTHERS I FOUND MY SWITCH AND MY PS4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I have Hayley Williams tickets. I have HAYLEY WILLIAMS tickets. I HAVE HAYLEY WILLIAMS TICKETS! WHAT?! I've only been trying to confirm her existence with my own eyes since I was 10 YEARS OLD. Little me, teenage me, young adult me, and current me are all SOBBING. Is this real life??😭😭 000
Reposted by 🍋Citrus 🍊the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/05/2026you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you, 1205803828
Reposted by 🍋Citrus 🍊Laurie! Live! @laurie-merrell.bsky.social · 09/05/2026!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1233826237
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026This damn book made me cry again. "Life is short but love is long." 😭😭 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Got a Magic 8 Ball and Legos for my birthday yesterday and I'm so pleased. 🥰🥰🥰🥰 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026My nephew is grounded from everything except using the house phone???? What has the bored 10 year old decided to do? THATS RIGHT! He decided that he's gonna call ME, his favorite aunt who loves him so much, SEVERAL times a day. He ended our conversation with "call you tomorrow" BROTHER NO 😭😭 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026So sorry to everyone in Richmond that doesn't get one of the sandwiches I just made for my wife. Y'all should be jealous. 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I forgot to tell The Boy that someone would be coming in to inspect the fire sprinklers today. It was a man. The Boy does not like men. So now he keeps informing me that there WAS A MAN IN HERE MOM! THERE WAS A MAN!! MOM THERE WAS A MAN!!!!! 000
🍋Citrus 🍊 @carbonatedcitrus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026In case you wanted to know the cut hurt worse than the betrayal because I'm currently eating another piece of garlic bread. 010
