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Most Powerful Alex

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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 11h
It's absolutely wild. You do 1 or 2 15 minute tests as a teenager and they allow you to operate large chunks of steel that move at ridiculous speeds for the rest of your life. Also, every test is just to see if you remembered a set of rules. Decision making, situational awareness? Nah
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Weird way to announce your not voting
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
More and more people getting handed out an endless series of Ls with no win in sight. Getting into a profession to help people and regularly seeing all of your work undone because unfortunately it turned out things could get worse and they did.
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I get it, sometimes anxieties are our subconscious mind screaming at us that something is wrong. Therapist are no more or less a part of the system than anyone. It sucks for them seeing a endless parade of people being ground down by a failing civilization, being able to only provide minor relief
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Think I'll go onto hackernews later and chastise every poster that calls it AI for disrespecting the president. See what happens first; account ban or me getting bored of mocking a bunch of idiots
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It rules, I hope he renames more stuff that I hate. Somebody float the idea of renaming Bitcoin to Bettercoin to him, the only people that get upset deserve him
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Give it a few years and a even sadder type of guy will emerge from them. There is going to be a rapid rise in divorced because they bought a cybertruck then the cybertruck broke and now they have neither family nor truck but will endlessly complain about losing both
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you. This will save me so much time not having to type 'caffeine anxiety ego death delenda est' at the end of every reply
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hank Hill looking up at John Hamms unit
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going all in on domes as Australia's biggest mistake. In Canada we invested in cubes and its worked out great. Never more than a few blocks away from a nice cube I can crawl inside and enjoy room after room of unrelenting torment
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The most annoying people I've ever encountered are those that very much want to assist the downtrodden, but insist on doing so in the least effective manner possible. Still vastly superior to anyone who is completely okay with the state of the world though
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sell it in tubes like these. Right at the front counter with balck licorice to teach the children the bitter pain of adulthood
Ooze Tube Oozing with great taste
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know goatse is floating around in all that stolen training data
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scott Hall's 'hey, let's go have some fun at the beach' facial expression and pose makes me think that him and Kevin where given a different set of instructions during the initial photo shoot
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The one of the good parts of browser based applications is being able to have a dozen tabs opened in order to quickly reference information in a completely different part of the system with out having to backtrack. I have no idea why so many developers are trying to get rid of this
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RE4 was the sweet spot between the developers being enamoured with the PWA movies but still remembering what gave the games their identity
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another polar opposite: Hell as envisioned by creative people vs paradise as envisioned by people with no imagination
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's interesting because it's horrifying for the exact opposite reason of cosmic horror. Unlike in a cosmic horror story, I know what the morals and principles the Rapture freaks operate under and that is where the terror comes from
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are going to find out exactly which wrestlers they consider expendable very soon
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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Brutalititties @brutalititties.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🤌🏾 #aew #tigerbeat
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The anime fighting game tournament version of this joke would be the same except with a transwomen behind the desk
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Scene where Hannibal eats a man's brain but instead it's HHH and Cody
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This reads like she half overheard a trans woman joking with her friends at a bar or something and need to construct an entire scenario around it
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ome minute you're sitting in your chair watching sissy hypno, the next you're getting fucked by a horse. It's more common than you think let's not make a big deal
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Clerks Animated series: Oh My God Bear's Driving How can that be?!
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Listen, I can fix a phone but I can't hit SSJ3 so... Fair point to Goku
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2000: 264MB of RAM 👀 2020: 264MB of RAM 😒 2026: 264MB of RAM 👀
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I cannot fathom why so many people are eager to declare that they are so mediocre they are replaceable by an averaging machine
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You're going to look like an idiot if 90's on 9 decides that Powerman 5000 is the topic of the day m.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV5...
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Powerman 5000 - When Worlds Collide
YouTube video by Powerman5000VEVO
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm no sex wizard but in my experience, most women just want you to match the effort they are putting into pleasing you. Also, maybe see if the things you are putting effort into are doing more than just pleasuring yourself
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The biggest advantage a TV show has over a movie is space to let the story breath and for characters to develop. Take Breaking Bad for instance, "Fly" is a completely unnecessary episode in terms of the greater story but is a fantastic window into Walter White's character
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I do not know who either of these people are but the fact that this could even be a disagreement is amazing in and of itself
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How are you going to update us? They have a wire, if you've lost them then they are with your phone, which will also be lost
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In the pre-internet world I could definitely see kids playing this thinking they were going to be getting away with something
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey kids, wanna play a French video game rated for audiences 18 and older? Haha, you thought you were getting a cornucopia of exposed nipple instead of mimes and unrelenting ennui
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ah yeah, I forgot about the "AI is powerful and dangerous so we can't let out enemies have it" narrative.
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm shocked to find out someone is playing money to get people to say AI sucks. Here I've been doing it for free like a chump
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Weather person: Forecast are showing an orb deluge, or Ferrets Delight as it's colloquially known, this afternoon. Remeber to grab your zinc lined coat for protection. Me getting ready to leave for work: Dealing with enough shit already. Thanks Zoe
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Letting a ferret have free access to orbs has all the makings of a parable explain some natural phenomenon. Let him have his fun but just remember, if I have to deal with some sort of entirely new weather event I'm blaming you.
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Doesn't punish talent for getting themselves over with the crowd either which probably helps
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's not uncommon for artist to use simple shapes as drawing guides, especially when you need consistency like in manga. If you draw a certain character that had a crescent in thier design I suppose you might connect it to the moon when looking up. Seeing the start of a drawing in the sky
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jon Moxley's face from the All Out graphic zoomed in
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Something happened that caused TBS to desperately called Tony and asked if he could do another hour of TV on only a hours notice. Tony looked to his left and right, slapped on a pair of sunglasses and said 'I think I can come up with something'
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wait. Is this actually how Luke Cage works?
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Most Powerful Alex @mostpowerfulalex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nobody told Darby, this is going to be his personal Montreal Screw job
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