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Uncreative Display Name Guy

@morty21.bsky.social
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope that whole officiating crew gets a case of the runs in the middle of their next flight.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol of course it’s due to a rebound
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Inter got hosed. He was about one foot onside. That’s a goal.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Put us ahead of IU, cowards.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The referees in this CMU-UM game are straight ass.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This ref bet against the spread
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Huh IU was a 23.5 point favorite and only won by 6. Maybe *they* should drop in the rankings too.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please just run the ball. Kill the clock. Whatever it takes. Just win.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dawson bet on Wake covering.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Should have just gone for it, man. That was way too much for the kid.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Absolutely 0 confidence in this team after tonight. Holy shit.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGH JUST MAKE PLAYS FFS
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Best we can do is 3 & out.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lopez is absolutely balling out. We are not anywhere near a top 5 team.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the first half we just worked the edges, dink & dunked passes, and did a better job incorporating the run. It felt like we had an actual plan. This half it’s all “I hope this work” shit.
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Ryan @ryanronda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Canes offense this half: run for a loss, pass around the LOS, incomplete on third down.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Get Shannon Dawson out of my life, man.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hit someone so hard you send them to the Nether Realm and get a turnover. That’s what the Canes need to do.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Our defense sucks. Wow.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cristobal Collapse
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are trying to make stupid hand tackles again. I’m having flashbacks of two years ago.
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ALT Gary Bettman @moonmang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's a lot of game left, don't do stupid shit.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is frustrating. I hate Friday night ACC games.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lock the fuck in, Canes
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Refs bailed out Wake Forest. Typical ACC.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trash end to the drive. I hate these kinda games.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bro take a knee
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rams probably should have flown down under sooner.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Miami scoring with CPU generated characters in your 12th career mode season on CFP27.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m in California, had lots of beer, watched the Canes kick ass, and am about to have In’n’Out. Life is good.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cardinals? Fuggem.
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Man Yells 'NERDS!!!'
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Can we please stop with these gimmicks?
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
lol Messi bags four goals and Miami win 7-1.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Miami just piling it on. Wow.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Career win percentage as a manager: 32.5% (52W | 46D | 62L)
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Get these defenders and goalie out of Miami-Dade. I’d rather wipe with sandpaper than watch these losers play another second.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wife just told me I look like Shoresy and I’ve never been happier
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Shoresy Says Yeah!
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Community Shield or not, I always enjoy watching Man City lose.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The whole back line can stay in Nashville. So, so, so bad.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Trash performance from Inter tonight. Absolutely pathetic and half-assed.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
After watching that first half I thought RB would run away with the match.
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Ryan @ryanronda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It was basically placed on a silver platter for him. The defenders wanted no part of it but nice of the commentary to not just say “these guys are ass”
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So far so bad
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Miami getting absolutely worked right now
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
LigaMX jerseys have more sponsors than a NASCAR.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Weak ass goal
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Goal, neat. Feels so blah after that incident.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hope Berterame is OK, man. Fuckin’ awful.
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Christ almighty, an ambulance??? 😟
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Uncreative Display Name Guy @morty21.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Saw the Marlins collapse coming 16 days ago.
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