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Morrigoon

@morrigoon.bsky.social
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Cosplayer, Whovian, Disneylander, Trojan. Fluent in sarcasm. Duwies bran. t.mbjms.com/331727/4080/0?po=6456&a…

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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 21h
Oh stahp….
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Meg Ryan's Iconic Orgasm Scene
ALT: Meg Ryan's Iconic Orgasm Scene
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 21h
On yeah you should Get on it
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh @tysonchicken.bsky.social , what in the HELL have you done to your crispy strips? My family won’t touch them now.
Two sad limp chicken strips surrounded by grease and moisture
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is it just me or is it high time to attend another Doctor Who convention? (Spoilers sweetie: it’s ALWAYS time to attend a Doctor Who Convention!) Luckily, there’s one next weekend in San Diego :)
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Stupid DisneyPlus keeps freezing on ads. You’d think they would test this shit.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Okay so what are South Carolina’s rules for appointing a replacement?
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Didn’t have Lady G kicking off on my July bingo card but okay
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 11/07/2026
Hard to believe this was just a year and a half ago.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
First, the Human Thumb (Stephen Cheung) called the story fake. Now they’re subpoenaing reporters… over a fake story? Way to confirm the reporting.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That is THE dumbest flex I’ve read on an internet full of them
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I first read this on the halfway post, so it’s almost certainly satire
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Yeah bitch he was always gonna fail. And the worst part? We fucking TOLD you! Ugh these people getting their faces eaten…
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Shitter’s full!
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
* object
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just confirmed. It’s a snap. NBC photo shows:
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They already have snaps ffs. He’s so far gone he can’t snap it?
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thing is… those medals have snaps
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
With no filter he may reveal things he shouldn’t. I mean not on purpose.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Macron knew that a) Cheeto would not understand the historical significance of the location, and b) that he would find the shiny ✨ eject irresistible. Expert trolling. 10/10 no notes
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Damn, he is a force to be reckoned with at the podium isn’t he?
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ohhhh I bet he wants them to release the dirt on Cheeto now…
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I hate this video. He looks far too healthy. He looks like shit, don’t get me wrong, but… he could be more.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Leave nerds out of this! Were liberals! (By way of being able to reason and understanding of historical events)
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You spelled “criminals” Wrong but I’ll allow it.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If I was as big a corporation as Wendy’s, I don’t think I’d be wanting to charge people $8.50 for an $8 Biggie Bag, seeing as that’s illegal and all. But fuck if they aren’t doing just that. Maybe someone should um… update the menu board?
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Don’t forget simping for more powerful men. That level of ass-kissing seems sacred to them.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Nice
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Is it a publicly traded company? Asking for a few million Thriends…
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
And do it mid-event after he falls asleep in his chair
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
How lovely
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Supporting the arts is a charity.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Told the next employee I came across in hopes they’d take action, no idea if they did. They thanked me just like the first person but I saw no urgency on their part. V. disappointed, but if their staff wanna create a liability for their company… welp.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If I was a secret shopper, @ralphsgrocery.bsky.social just failed the shop. Stepped into a (water? Oil?) slipped in a corner of the store, told the very nearest employee where it was & she… went back to what she was doing. MA’AM, I TOLD YOU SO YOU COULD CONE OFF A HAZARD B4 SOMEONE GETS HURT.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
To support the performing arts, of course!
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Damnatio memoriae
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Why, when projectors are legal, readily available and operate from a safe distance?
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Surely SOMEBODY in DC near the Kennedy Center owns a portable projector, right? C’mon guys…
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
(This is much more likely to send people to eavesdrop than to reach the dudes, LOL)
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If you’re a couple dudes in DC watching the scaffold fest in person and you’re standing near the cspan camera, I thought you ought to know the mic is hot
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
George Bush, on a boat, with a banner?
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Now is NOT the time to talk about this! Yes, but like keep some cards close to your chest, man!
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
(📢) BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump's Pentagon Has Just Declared Mormons Non-Christians, Spitting in the Face of a Voting Bloc Whose Loyalty to Trump Now Seems Like a Successful Long Con By the Serial Rapist, Atheist, and Notorious Hater of Organized Religion
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Are Latter-day Saints Christian? The U.S. Defense Department doesn’t appear to think so.
LDS Church left off Department of Defense’s list of Christian religions.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Would be funny to see you two sit down together to discuss politics. You’d bring up some serious topic and he’d reply with a snappy remark in his Stewie voice… 10/10 would watch.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“Vote Quimby!”
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
His emphasis sure was weird on that
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Remember Queen Elizabeth’s hands the day before…?
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Wow, he manages to look both orange and purple
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Reminder Ken Paxton who is running for Senate in Texas pardoned his friend who was in jail for raping a boy for years. Oh well, let's move on.
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Morrigoon @morrigoon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Should I put the bubbly in the fridge now or can it wait til morning?
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