Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 29/03/2026she said on insta that it's from likeshop.me/meandemlikeshop.meLikeShopLikeShop 120
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 23/01/2026just found out my old uni choir kept performing a song i arranged for at least 7 years after I graduated 😭 010
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 24/12/2025the hairstyle in question, thanks to costa for their funky mirrors and also their peppermint tea which is how i'm killing half an hour 010
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 24/12/2025also also me: fuck the shops aren't open until 9am anyway guess I really did have time to do my hair 100
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 24/12/2025me: i'm gonna be late in this morning because i'm a nice manager who's going to buy everyone christmas crackers also me: it has nothing to do with the extra 15 minutes i spent this morning braiding my hair into a halo 210
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 14/12/2025If you can, please donate to the #12GaysofChristmas - raising money for Trans Aid Cymru and The Clare Project. Thank you so much to anyone who has donated over the years! www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...justgiving.comHelp raise £1000 to support the LGBTQ+ community – JustGiving CrowdfundingIʼm raising money to support the LGBTQ+ community. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page. 013
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 14/12/2025It's here! And no longer is it Meg ft. Meg - this year I've got a whole choir involved! youtu.be/WVm-XLEmzqI?...youtu.beLast Christmas - 12 Gays of Christmas - ft. the Buskerteers ChoirYouTube video by Meg Birch 111
Reposted by MegAlice @isjustforalice.bsky.social · 13/12/2025donate donate donate share share share let's raise some MONEYYYYY www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...justgiving.comHelp raise £1000 to support the LGBTQ+ community – JustGiving CrowdfundingIʼm raising money to support the LGBTQ+ community. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page. 001
Reposted by MegAlice @isjustforalice.bsky.social · 13/12/2025day one of the FINALE of #12gaysofchristmas has landed!!!! buckle up gang youtu.be/VC-kfGQQU90?...youtu.beTop 12 #12Gays Videos | 12 Gays of ChristmasYouTube video by Alice Evans 201
Reposted by MegAlice @isjustforalice.bsky.social · 19/11/2025of course, if you'd like to be the first to donate this year: www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...justgiving.comHelp raise £1000 to support the LGBTQ+ community – JustGiving CrowdfundingIʼm raising money to support the LGBTQ+ community. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page. 001
Reposted by MegAlice @isjustforalice.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Big news on the #12gays front this year!! 101
Reposted by MegStuart K Watson @chimpsahoi.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Feeling seen by the Oxford Uni job portal 151058262
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Had some sort of electrical fault with the car, they got him going again but he's 9 laps down. 210
Reposted by Megharpy 🦋🌙 @lunarharpy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025"I asked ChatGPT-" well I asked my mom to pick me up from this conversation 117321
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 15/05/2025discovery: crewing a show you have never seen before with a company you have never worked with before, coming in with no rehearsal on opening night is a) doable wih an excellent stage manager, b) fun! 000
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 11/05/2025(with the voice of someone who has watched all 9 available episodes of s2 in a single day) god, andor's good isn't it 110
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 01/05/2025observation: lesbian/queer dating apps are about seven thousand times friendlier than hetero dating apps. or alternatively, I am much hotter than I thought I was. whichever theory you prefer. 010
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 19/04/2025it has occurred to me, several hours later, that I was directing them to the train station. so what they were doing in Crawley was getting out of it. 010
Reposted by MegEd Solomon @edsolomon.bsky.social · 19/04/2025It was the worst of times, it was the even worse than that of times 412264408
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 19/04/2025(why there are lost French tourists in Crawley of all places, I have no idea) 110
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 19/04/2025there is nothing so humbling to a former languages student as suddenly needing to give directions to some lost tourists 110
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 12/04/2025admin i think you might wanna check what image you uploaded 010
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 21/02/2025if you would like a Wikipedia deep dive today, have a link to a relevant law from my favourite cult religion: www.principiadiscordia.com/book/23.php 010
Reposted by MegAlice @isjustforalice.bsky.social · 24/12/2024final push to reach our goal!! not far to go, if you have anything spare it's much appreciated: www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...justgiving.comHelp raise £500 to help out LGBTQ+ charitiesIʼm raising money to help out LGBTQ+ charities. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page. 001
Reposted by MegAlice @isjustforalice.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I'm declaring monday the day of tiny donations!! if you've got an extra quid, now is the moment!! www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...justgiving.comHelp raise £500 to help out LGBTQ+ charitiesIʼm raising money to help out LGBTQ+ charities. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page. 001
Reposted by MegAlice @isjustforalice.bsky.social · 18/12/2024wow what a hot and tasty donation link!! I should feed it: www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...justgiving.comHelp raise £500 to help out LGBTQ+ charitiesIʼm raising money to help out LGBTQ+ charities. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page. 001
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Genuine question: is there anyone still in the Sauber Academy? 100
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Here it is! My #12GaysOfChristmas video this year: youtu.be/0_QeF14px58?...youtu.beWhite Winter Hymnal - 12 Gays of Christmas charity coverYouTube video by Meg Birch 020
Reposted by MegChris Medland @chrismedlandf1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Christian Horner is asked about Toto Wolff's "yappy little terrier" comment, and talks about how he used to have terriers and they're great dogs. "Is it so bad? Not afraid to have a go at the big dogs ... I'd rather be a terrier than a wolf maybe!" #F1 #AbuDhabiGP 6582
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Just listened to this episode - thank you for taking the time for a proper deep dive with her. Very informative, very moving. Thank you, team. 000
Meg @morpholomeg.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I just reposted, forgetting I have 3 followers, of whom you are 1 😂 010
Reposted by MegAlice @isjustforalice.bsky.social · 20/11/2024naturally, my first post here is going to be plugging #12gaysofchristmas 🎄 do we even do hashtags over here??* just set up the donation page so if you want to be the very first supporter you CAN: www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding... *speaking as if all my hashtag use for years hasn't been ironicjustgiving.comHelp raise £500 to help out LGBTQ+ charitiesIʼm raising money to help out LGBTQ+ charities. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page. 022
![Scene is WAITROSE CUSTOMER SERVICES DESK. Behind it is a staff member, whose name we will soon learn is BECKY. She is dealing with a customer, for now out of shot, while talking to her manager on the phone.
BECKY [on phone]:
Yeah, hiya...
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BECKY:
Yes I have a customer here who wants to complain about the Easter eggs.
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BECKY [putting hand over receiver while addressing the customer stood at the desk in front of her]:
Sorry what was your name again?
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[Pull back to show the customer is a very tall, green-skinned, PAGAN GODDESS, festooned with flowers. Stood next to her is her son, a normal human teenager in a hoodie, who looks mortified by his mum.]
PAGAN GODDESS:
Eostre the Pagan Goddess of Fertility
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BECKY
Sorry -
Your name is Easter…?
PAGAN GODDESS:
Eostre.
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VICKY:
Your name is Easter and you want to complain about the Easter eggs.
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PAGAN GODDESS:
Sorry love, what’s your name?
BECKY:
Becky
PAGAN GODDESS:
Well, Vicky -
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PAGAN GODDESS:
If it was you who’d shagged the solar god of the Equinox to give birth to an actual living god - my son Darren here -
TEENAGE BOY:
Muuum…
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PAGAN GODDESS:
….only to have all your efforts totally forgotten by history, you’d have a complaint too!
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PAGAN GODDESS:
Aisle four is full of products, with no hint of the true meaning of the festival!
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BECKY:
You mean… Jesus…?
PAGAN GODDESS:
I mean shagging, Vicky.
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PAGAN GODDESS:
Is it too much to see just a little bit of pre-Christian sex in Aisle 4?
TEENAGE BOY:
MUUUUM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiei7pigtocoghwiww3vhhm4lj2os2ifvc7yzggcj7jn6gresjpdkq)
