Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Flying Tesla is obviously bullshit. The entertaining part is working out just how much and what kind of bullshit. 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 11/10/2026And yet when you look at ‘proper’ Christians like the ones that attend holy trinity Brompton then there isn’t much difference, it’s just harder to make fun of their accents when they’re posh. 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Lucky it happened on 9/11 really. Can you imagine the graphic design choices if it was 9/10 or 9/12? They’d have to get in the new year’s glasses specialists to contort the towers to fit. 011 1
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I wonder what centrist horror is currently congealing in a Petri dish ready to be dropped into Starmer’s seat. 110 1
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Don’t forget, Meta glasses have built in protection that means it’s perfectly okay to stare directly into the Sun during the eclipse! 020 2
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It would be slightly better if liquids were measured by mass rather than volume. Volume is tricky to measure accurately and you need an extra piece of equipment. More efficient to just use scales for everything. 120 2
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 24/07/2026static.klipy.comDavy Jones Winks in Pirates of the CaribbeanALT: Davy Jones Winks in Pirates of the Caribbean 020 2
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Thinking about a game of Guess Who in reverse. You have to take as many turns as possible to win. And all the characters are Republican politicians. So “he said something racist” Or “He believes in the sanctity of marriage and paid for an abortion for his mistress.” 010 1
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Good thing Starmer’s resigned or he’d try to lock up the Sun for supporting Palestine Action. 020 2
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 26/05/202632 degrees and tattered racist flags are hanging flaccid halfway up the lamp posts. 010 1
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Has there ever been a Warhammer 40k drag queen? It feels like it should have been a thing. Whore-us Heresy or Sanquimius or something… 020 2
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 27/04/2026At first glance I was wondering when putin met tommy wiseau 010 1
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Which would be funnier? A successful attempt that leaves Vance in charge, or an endless series of failed attempts that leaves him a terrified wreck for the rest of his natural life? 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 25/03/2026So you can separate the art from the artist? Great, call me when you separate your money from the artist too. 001 1
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Hey girl, are you a dinosaur? Because I want you to triceratop me 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 02/01/2026He’s right but he’s got it arse about face. It’s the politicians and media wonks that are treating the public with scorn, hatred and anger and getting immediately frustrated when we don’t love them for it. 010 1
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 22/12/2025So these pens you’ve designed The ones with twin inks? Oh that makes more sense than what I was thinking of… 020 2
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Wes Streeting is the Starscream to Starmer’s Megatron 020 2
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 22/11/2025You did it Charlie! You won, the chocolate factory is yours! (To my lawyers): OSHA can’t prosecute a child, right? 020 2
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Dammit, I’m hyper focused on a thing and now I have to go out and be sociable when I really just want to dick around with PBR textures. 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Someone sat him down in front of National Treasure and now he’s convinced Lincoln filled the walls with diamonds. 030 3
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 12/10/2025The rambling nonsense is bad but also, like, he’s such a basic bitch in his tastes. 030 3
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Explosion of Transgender is my favourite synthwave album. 020 2
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 26/09/2025It's things like this that make me want to put together a crazy board of The Establishment in the UK but they're all so tightly woven together I don't even know where to start. And I'll end up looking like this:media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . 061 6
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Time to leave the internet alone until speculation resolves itself into coherence. 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Why does he draw 2003 Epstein like he's the pedochad?! 010 1
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 05/09/2025The Guardian have missed out so much of the context in this story that it makes no sense at all unless you know the background. 010 1
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 03/09/2025So Kier Starmer says it's not a crime for me to suggest that anyone who sees Glinner should kick him in the ball, right? 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 29/08/2025My personal conspiracy theory is that rising CO2 levels make people dumber and angrier. That's why there's no incentive from right wing parties to do anything about them. They need something else now that leaded petrol is gone. 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Keir Starmer to invest 1.2 billion pounds establishing the new Office of Bottom Inspection (OBI) to combat the menace of trans people trying to exist in society. 010 1
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Such a pathetic and weasely statement i'd be willing to bet she used chatgpt to write it. 010 1
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 28/07/2025This used to bug me until I learned about evolution tending towards either 'crab' or 'bitey tube' and then I just figured that 'humanoid' was another of those useful shapes that would naturally occur. Although I do still love the variety of aliens in farscape. 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 26/07/2025My girlfriend after a night under the weighted autism blanket. 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I hope this gets Mandelson sweating, the corrupt malignant bastard. 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Time to reorganise all the books on my shelves. I’m thinking the new categories should be: -Author is a bigot -Author did sex crimes -Author died before anything came out Any that I’ve missed? 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Completely beside the very good point that the resulting thread makes but… I get weird Margaret Cutting vibes from those replies. 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Amazing how quickly the wrecking machine grinds into motion. Sultana posted a couple of hours ago and we’ve already had Pogrund and Rigby running interference for the Labour right. 000 0
Meep @morningcrescent.bsky.social · 29/06/2025If the chancellor wore a latex catsuit and called taxpayers her piggies do you think the take from millionaires would go up or down? “The rt hon findomme of the exchequer wants a new hospital, pay up piggies!” 010 1
