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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 51m

A harmless kook is found thrown naked into a 200-degree sterilizer. Suspicion falls on Beggars Bush’s Japanese translation class, worried that the opening of a new Boston Dynamics testing facility might threaten trout fishing.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 5h

An anal bleacher is found dead after drinking wine laced with slug pellets. Suspicion falls on Great Auburn’s teen computer hacker, disturbed that urination on garden gnomes might threaten a dark tern of events.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 10h

An undecided quantum information theorist is found bashed for six with a cricket bat. Suspicion falls on Little Coxton’s real ale appreciation society, frightened that modernity itself might threaten the possibility of Victorian civilization being re-established following Brexit.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 15h

A lockdown protestor is found driven to suicide by loudly whispered passive aggressive comments regarding the state of their garden. Suspicion falls on Shitlingthorpe’s audiologist, One-Eared Brian, obsessed that late capitalism might threaten to permanently close the entrance to Álfheimr.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 20h

A petunia-growing horticulturalist is found painfully sliced up by a knife disguised as a baguette. Suspicion falls on Holby’s curate, deeply concerned that class warfare writ large might threaten lace doily production levels.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 22h

Jasmine & Magnolia by the smell of it.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

A local homeopath is found smothered in potpourri. Suspicion falls on Holby’s P&C association, worried that lewd messages daubed in pigs blood inside a Tory peer’s house might threaten a complete meltdown of the comments section.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

A realistic Hegelian is found dead at the hooves of marauding sheep. Suspicion falls on Drooping Point’s Pigeon Fancier Club, confused that changes to the mix of botanicals in the local gin might threaten the appointment of a US-style 'Special Counsel' to investigate Barnaby's shortcomings.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

An unexpected visitor is found minced into a madras. Suspicion falls on Watership’s beautiful, mentally unstable girl, frightened that a growing number of mysterious deaths might threaten to inform the Daily Fail that cancel culture is just criticism.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

An Instagram influencer is found tied up, salted, then licked to death by a hyponatraemic cow. Suspicion falls on Stratford-under-Avon’s owl club, disturbed that the disappearance of 35 million British hedgehogs might threaten unicorn conservation plans.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

A local linguist is found dead after taking insufficiently diluted homeopathic rabid dog saliva. Suspicion falls on Morton Shallows’ shuttlecock appreciation society, worried that a rogue peacock might threaten too many broken hearts in the world.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

A solicitor who charges by the millisecond is found sliced paper-thin and published as an avant-garde novel. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Mow’s New Age commune, frightened that guerilla tactics by activist groups might threaten the cow farm.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

A Twitch streamer is found with an electric toothbrush inserted through the ear all the way into the brain. Suspicion falls on Little Malton’s fiddlers association, confused that cryptocurrencies might threaten the centuries-old maypole tradition.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

A cynophobic postman is found dead despite the best efforts of an overworked chakra healer. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Malham’s New Age commune, frightened that modernity itself might threaten the collapse of the local stone circle.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The village thurifer is found drowned in a computer-controlled toilet. Suspicion falls on Midsomer St. Claire’s Danish seller of Greenland real estate, angry that steamy relationships in the philatelic society might threaten the return of the Microsoft Office paperclip.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Causton’s only surviving Santa is found bled to death from twin puncture wounds in the neck from a carving fork. Suspicion falls on Nob End’s classic and modified car club, confused that badly-written antivirus software might threaten to alter the parish boundaries.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A trickle-down economist is found as compost fertilising the village square’s geraniums. Suspicion falls on Rough Riding’s football fans, angry that a ban on cheese toasties might threaten to reveal Amethyst Realm’s 20 ghost lovers to her husband.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Barnaby’s late uncle’s mistress’s husband is found antlered by a red stag. Suspicion falls on South Horton’s leaf-blower society, deeply concerned that cryptocurrencies might threaten urgent climate change action.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A new-weird novelist is found underneath a toppled construction crane. Suspicion falls on Rooks Bridge’s Tae Kwon Do club, deeply concerned that pig farm effluent might threaten Midsomer’s alkali industry.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A cynical mononymous tech journalist is found murdered with bottles of frozen moisturiser hurled from a trebuchet. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Chancy’s community-spirited verger, worried that the decline of the red squirrel population from squirrel pox might threaten the local embroidery club.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The village thurifer is found hanging from a church weathercock. Suspicion falls on Luxton Deeping’s army base, confused that a new housing estate might threaten the Antiques Roadshow.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

A cryptocurrency startup founder is found bitten to death by a big white cat. Suspicion falls on Fletcher’s Cross’ political elite, angry that doggers might threaten Midsomer’s anomalous murder rate.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

We must, again, remind everyone: Joyce is a saint.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

An overworked mortuary assistant is found packaged up and dispensed from a meat vending machine. Suspicion falls on Lower Tooting’s obsessive history buffs, frightened that dinner parties might threaten societal collapse.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

A local fencing instructor is found crushed by an elephant. Suspicion falls on Drooping Point’s netball team, worried that the arrival of a touring pantomime might threaten to interrupt the Miss Potato and Lamb judging.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

A one-armed arms dealer is found with a gunshot wound on Porlock Hill. Suspicion falls on Cooper Hill’s rusted on Labour supporter, worried that a plan to steal valuable goshawk eggs might threaten the town’s largely potpourri-based economy.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

An amiable old timer is found fallen into a trapdoor. Suspicion falls on Upton Snodsbury’s chapter of the Ayn Rand society, deeply concerned that the end of local tobacco production might threaten urgent climate change action.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

An eccentric pensioner is found pushed off of the roof of a stately home. Suspicion falls on Titley Close’s bowls club, obsessed that the arrival of a touring pantomime might threaten 16 more murders.

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The Great Detective @greatdetective.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Happy birthday to John Vivian Drummond Nettles 🥳 #BOTD 11 October 1943 🎂 Seen here blowing out the candles in his last scene as DCI Barnaby back in 2011.

S13E8 of MIDSOMER MURDERS, 'Fit for Murder'

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

An ancient mariner is found dead in a convertible after the automatic car wash finished. Suspicion falls on Swarf End’s ghost hunters society, worried that a bungled vaccine rollout might threaten pizza deliveries.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The local end-of-the-world street preacher is found entombed in a statue. Suspicion falls on Ferne Basset’s not-so-earnest Hemingway society, upset that another taxi rank in the village might threaten unicorn conservation plans.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Shame, but also I had suspected as much. Another bot I follow on Mastodon has also gone quiet. I suspect the same thing. That said, this account still is still active: im-in.space/@DailyBird Who thought birds would be this much hassle!?

im-in.space

Daily Bird (@DailyBird@im-in.space)

1.13K Posts, 0 Following, 23 Followers · This account posts a summary and photo of a random bird species every day, data is obtained from ebird.org. Neither this account nor the owner of it is affilia...

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A bewellingtoned server farmer is found drowned in a vat of custard. Suspicion falls on Bachelors Bump’s pigeon pant makers, angry that remote learning might threaten Europe’s most radical meat-based marketing board.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

An embattled councillor is found drowned in a vat of custard. Suspicion falls on Nob End’s cold-hearted meteorologists, confused that low vitamin D levels in vampires might threaten to reveal long-suppressed family secrets.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A so-called comedian who thinks blackface was once funny and acceptable is found squirted with chlorine trifluoride from a super soaker. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Chancy’s patron saint, obsessed that a bitter feud between local academics might threaten the merengue marathon.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A medieval-sword-fighting-enthusiast philosopher is found devoured by wolves. Suspicion falls on Finchmere’s global conglomerate in charge of the Internet, frightened that the opening of a high-end wine bar might threaten to dredge up events from twenty-five years ago.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The vice-chair of the Barossa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon Appreciation Society is found killed by a 12-tone oboe piece. Suspicion falls on Kingswood Country’s cosplay society, obsessed that sinister clown sightings might threaten over-moisturised octogenarians.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

An upstart adjunct American instructor is found eaten by cats. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Priors’ mushroom farmer, upset that the theft of a Burmese bell might threaten the local manor.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

A local poacher is found with an outline of the body projected into the night sky like a macabre Bat-signal. Suspicion falls on High Littleton’s bowls club, obsessed that a missing Masonic ring might threaten the local manor.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

A not-so-Ok boomer is found slashed to death in the shower. Suspicion falls on Bishopwood’s ghost, frightened that a Brexit recount might threaten the local community orchestra.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

A banjo-playing philosopher is found dead after eating hallucinogenic spinach. Suspicion falls on Church Fenton’s duck-call society, worried that Lionel Blair lookalikes might threaten the rabbit show.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

A local yokel is found sawn clean in two. Suspicion falls on Midsomer St. Claire’s poached eggs society, worried that a proposed change to the local custard recipe might threaten the Antiques Roadshow.

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A manure venture capitalist is found bled to death from twin puncture wounds in the neck from a carving fork. Suspicion falls on Many Crooks’ monk who strangely looks like Sir Thomas Malory, disturbed that steamy relationships in the philatelic society might threaten repeats of Countdown.

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Theatre Weekly @theatreweekly.com · 08/10/2026

A second UK and Ireland tour of Midsomer Murders: The Killings at Badger’s Drift is announced, following the success of the theatrical world premiere and its 2025/26 tour theatreweekly.com/daniel-casey...

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Daniel Casey to Return as Inspector Tom Barnaby for Second UK and Ireland Tour of Midsomer Murders: The Killings at Badger’s Drift - Theatre Weekly

A second UK and Ireland tour of Midsomer Murders: The Killings at Badger’s Drift is announced, following the success of the

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Midsomer Murders plots @moremidsomerplots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

An ambidextrous percussionist is found cooked in the glasshouse. Suspicion falls on Bishop’s Itchington’s financially-embarrassed aristocrat, confused that a new library might threaten the village’s Paintings of Fences & Sheep competition.

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