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Chris

@morbidlythicc.bsky.social
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Lifelong car enthusiast who has an unhealthy obsession with land yachts

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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Kind of tempted to spend the rest of the month off of social media at this point. Everything going on in the country and the world right now is just so soul crushing and I’d love some time to not know about any of it. Just immersing myself in my hobbies and other things that make me happy.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Commercials that advertise food are full of it because I’ve never eaten something that made me start to wiggle.
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Henry Shitboy South Africa, Cape, Cemetery Records, 1872-2011
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Can’t believe I’m stuck at work on Rapture Day.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Hopefully the rapture means that I can finally get a house for a good price.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just beat the 9th ranked team in the country by 53 points. Who would’ve thought? Indiana football is nothing like how it was.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Didn’t think that any clean Durangos from this generation still existed.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
New iPhones are out again and I’m still using my iPhone XR that I’ve had for 5 years because it somehow still works.
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
can we start a new save file for Earth
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Been alive for 31 years and don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone eating a whole pickle.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
#weirdcarbs, assemble.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Genesis still didn’t have to go this hard with the X Gran Coupe. #weirdcarbs
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Can’t stop thinking about the guy in full scuba gear who stole $20k from Paddlefish at Disney Springs.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Getting some grey hairs at 31 in my hair (well no shit) and my beard. Sign of the times we’re living in maybe? Thankfully no hair loss. My hair is still thick and shoulder length.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Me after seeing what’s happening in the world against my will.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Mark Zuckerberg saying stupid stuff again reminded me that I still call Metaverse or whatever it was World Baby to this day because of this tweet.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
QT with your weekend plans
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Found out that Conan O’Brien still has his 92 Ford Taurus SHO and wants to get it restored. He has it sitting in the parking garage at Warner Bros with a bad clutch due to Brad Pitt frying it during a skit. #weirdcarbs
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I love it and I want it.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Really happy with how my Art Deco room in Pocket Camp turned out. #AnimalCrossing
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
My grandpa is 87 years old with dementia and this reminds me of him.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
This decade fucking blows.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Halfway through the 2020’s and still no Art Deco revival.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
“Man, if I win the lottery…” *proceeds to never play the lottery
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Something seems a little off here… #AnimalCrossing
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Had a dream last night where the Notre Dame cathedral collapsed while Elvis Presley was inside doing a cover of Rock Around the Clock. Chat what does this mean?
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Hadjar’s definitely getting demoted to Red Bull now for next season.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
#F1
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Going to miss Lee Corso on College Gameday. Him getting to do a show here in Bloomington last year was really special.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I’m at the age where I hurt my back and have no idea how or when I did it.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
An HGTV show where they un-renovate houses and make them look period correct again.
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:
9:25pm — The piss tank on the ISS is now 12% full.
9:31pm — The piss tank on the ISS is now 38% full.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Picturing this person’s Appalachian grandma walking around the house saying “Appalachian Folklore” repeatedly.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
This was genuinely one of the first things I muted when I made this account.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If Ferrari keep being a disappointment I’ve always got Cadillac to look forward to.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Was sitting in the drive thru at Culver’s waiting for my food today and got a compliment on my car from someone eating outside. That always feels nice.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Welcome back, college football
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I love how Genesis still makes the vast majority of their interior colors the color that you choose. Most other brands you pick a color and they’re like “best we can do is the seats and maybe some door fabric. Every thing else is black.” Genesis on the other hand, “You want brown? Wish granted.”
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Zillow is the easiest way to spiral into a sense of existential dread.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
This radioactive shrimp thing is way more serious than I thought.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I swear Instagram gives me the most insane ads. Like why would I need this thing?
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I live in Indiana and I can’t stop thinking about we won “best maintained roads in the county” and the local CBS station reported on this with the headline “Indiana Somehow has Best Roads in the Country,” while showing footage of the biggest and deepest pot holes I’ve ever seen in my life.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Still can’t fathom that there’s technically a baby that’s as old as I am.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Maxen Snoozy is an all time name, I hope he makes the show
South Dakota LLWS player Maxen Snoozy whose favorite emoji is 😂
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The JL Jeep Wrangler genuinely has the worst clutch ever put into a vehicle.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Didn’t realize the second weekend of the Battlfield 6 beta started yesterday. I know what I’ll be playing for the next 3 days.
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
1989 Lincoln Town Car Signature Series at No Reserve
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No Reserve: 1989 Lincoln Town Car Signature Series
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 1989 Lincoln Town Car Signature Series at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #205,968.
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@actualnames.bsky.social Another one
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@actualnames.bsky.social Shared this place yet?
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Chris @morbidlythicc.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Just discovered Wayne Newton’s custom made Lincoln Mark V shooting brake and thought that everyone else should see this. #weirdcarbs
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