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@moptoptony.bsky.social
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Musician, writer, bastard out of Carolina he/him/his fellow traveler For your sake and mine, please don't take me too seriously

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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
To get to the other side
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I must reread this. There's That Moment about 40% of the way through where I remember thinking, "o shit, Scotty just opened up another chamber"
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
If you haven't heard Chet Atkins's cover of Cheek to Cheek, it's very good and on a wholly incredible record called Solo Flights
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
@bretdevereaux.bsky.social thank you and damn you for introducing me to EU4, it has both enriched and ruined my life
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
That's a spicy bush
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Seems the one thing I can rely on these days is the incompetence of others
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Bless Bandcamp but it confuses and confounds people for some reason, maybe because everyone is addicted to ease and convenience
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
How dare we BUY INGREDIENTS to MAKE FOOD in a vainglorious effort to SAVE MONEY
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Is this some kinda evolution of SovCit nonsense? Like what even is the aim & angle of this faux-pedantry
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Definitely not on the same level as Rocky Horror but there are some *classic* songs on that soundtrack. I'm partial to Looking for Trade.
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
I had my first successful meditation ever back in December and it was a transcendental experience; I basically deep-breathed for over an hour straight and dumped so much cortisol I literally felt like I was coming up on acid—so much so that my ex checked me for acute mania, lol
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Two words: Jessica Harper
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
What's your secret? (please don't say exercise and a healthy diet, PLEASE don't say exercise and a healthy diet, PLEASE DON'T SAY
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
Oh wait, if you're getting into "what even IS reality, you know??" movies of that era, what about Being John Malkovich?
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Sticking things up the urethra. Live Free or Die
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Utah just watches from across the border
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
All the freaks from Montana and South Dakota meet up in Wyoming
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Maximizing profits and/or creating bold new internal contradictions
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
fAiR & BaLaNcEd NeWs MeDiA
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
People ask me if I write anymore and it's the most depressing question you can ask me these days aside from "Got any shows coming up??"
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
And by "would" I mean "I would literally stab a baby to have a high-speed rail line that could take me from my hometown of Greensboro, NC to Montreal, New York or New Orleans on a weekend whim"
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
would
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
I fucking love TV Tropes, I honestly think my writing and criticism improved because of it
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
One of the greatest tricks the devil ever played was convincing people that overpopulation is the problem and not overproduction
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Did you have to clear out a small health potion to make room
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Ghostbusters: Night Country
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
I think of Vella Lovell's perfect line read from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: "As John-Paul Sahhhrtrer wrote, 'We are our choices.'"
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
That subhed is a mini-masterpiece of obscurantism
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Then you are the winner
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
"ah man I can't trick this guy into incriminating himself, ah Jeezy Pete's"
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
More ghosts, less busters
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Well, and we all miss Harold Ramis
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
This sounds fake but I literally had this exact thought the other day while driving Also of note: On the album version, he sings, "But when you talk about destruction,/ Don't you know that you can count me out" then slyly adds "In!" So basically, John Lennon was a land of contrasts,
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
The final panel of that meme where it's like "hey ____ how ya doin'" or whatever and the person's just saying "yea"
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Israel really trying to see if they can literally bomb a region back into the Stone Age
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Lol dogg are you such a dweeb that you're out here just searching "polymath"
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
I recently saw some thread on here pointing out that the Outback had a lesbian-coded ad many many moons ago, and it was the campaign that launched a thousand 'ships.
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Granted it is what happens when you only use (allegedly?) one major source to create an opus
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Do you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain?
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Yet another contradiction of capital predicted precisely by Marx in Vol. 3, page 537
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
It's made the ones this morning smell like garlic at least
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Made Greek spaghetti tonight, did I saute enough garlic, y/n/m?
Chopped & minced garlic and crushed red pepper sauteing in olive oil in a medium-depth pan
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Not unless you're selling your songs to like Raytheon
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Wow it's startling to see the Streisand Effect occur practically in real time
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Yup, nailed it, he's That Kind of A Rick & Morty Guy, too smart for his own good, can't take a joke, whiny baby nailed it
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Come on, we all know A Rick & Morty Guy when we see one
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
ART IS WORK
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
owned
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
and if it's the latter then Mom has incredible hiding places that I didn't find when I'd drunkenly yet covertly turn out her room in my Younger & More Vulnerable years
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Αντώνιος @moptoptony.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Truly, I've struggled to figure out if this seemingly superhuman ability results solely from mindset or with the added performance enhancement of secret uppers
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