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Mopar and Galen

@moparandgalen.bsky.social
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Spec fic writer. Co-editor www.iftheresanyoneleft.com

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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Has nobody in Saint Louis seen the original star wars trilogy? Why are you re-electing someone who was paid 10 million credits by Emperor Palpatine???
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Posted this long before cyclospora lettuce diarrhea outbreak.... got the year wrong...
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Fusion Fragment @fusionfragment.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
FFer Read of the Day: "A Journey Through the Dystopiaverse" by @moparandgalen.bsky.social in @strangehorizons.bsky.social strangehorizons.com/wordpress/po...
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A Journey Through the Dystopiaverse
Will we unite and work together?
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Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Association @sfwa.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This week on Planetside… Practical inspiration for storytellers developing characters who face infections without modern medical infrastructure. Learn more from “Post-Apocalyptic Antibiotics” by @moparandgalen.bsky.social , read by @nachingkassa.bsky.social : www.sfwa.org/2026/04/07/p...
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Post-Apocalyptic Antibiotics - SFWA - The Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers Association
by Jason P. Burnham. Discover worldbuilding insights for crafting life after antibiotics. Explore surgical fixes, ancient remedies, and unusual cures that can shape compelling characters and gripping…
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You wouldn't vote for someone for Imperial Congress who Emperor Palpatine gave 10,000,000 credits...
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The year is 2032. You just pooped your pants-the FDA no longer exists. All food is contaminated. Surveillance pricing knows you pooped, and you therefore can't afford the surge price of new pants. It doesn't matter-you have to poop your pants anyway on your 24hr shift at the fulfillment warehouse
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Had the real life equivalent of being told I didn't put the new cover sheet on my TPS reports
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
You're telling me you don't like birds? The dinosaurs that talk?
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Fusion Fragment @fusionfragment.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
FFer Read of the Day: "The Northerner's Tale" by @moparandgalen.bsky.social in @flashfictiononline.bsky.social www.flashfictiononline.com/article/the-...
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The Northerner’s Tale
Urtif vaulted the snow-covered log and pressed himself hurriedly but soundlessly into a recess beneath the felled tree. He stifled his breath into the sleeve of his fur-lined tunic hoping desperate…
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
The year is 2035. All online booksellers are directly or indirectly involved in war crimes. The single remaining independent bookstore in your state can no longer afford to purchase books because of the astronomical price of paper with trees nearing extinction due to climate change and logging
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If There's Anyone Left @iftheresanyoneleft.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Hello everyone! Volume 5 print version is now available!! www.amazon.com/If-Theres-An... Free stories will also release on our website starting this Friday, 1 story per week at 0700 CST!
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If There's Anyone Left: Volume 5
If There's Anyone Left: Volume 5 [Burnham, Jason, Candra, Audris, Jones, Shelly, Moore, Fiona, Sengupta, Abhishek, Twist, Elizabeth, Duncan, R. K., Jia-Wen, Claire, Ragas, Rukman, Margariti, Avra] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. If There's Anyone Left: Volume 5
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
New rule: if you're neurodiverse and you go to pay a bill, but the system fails through no fault of your own, you no longer have to pay that bill because you've already expended all the mental energy your body will ever contain to pay that bill
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
As I approach *mumble* years old, I feel that I should put out for others to see that driving a car is actually really, really dangerous. If you are young, being out on the road is one of the most likely places you'll die. Be safe out there. For real
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Vivify the messed up deer! Last day to get this kickstarter over the line!
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Merc Fenn Wolfmoor @mercwolfmoor.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
New story day! "What Not To Do With A Deer In the Woods" is my #horror story about, well, #TheDeerIsMessedUP. ^-^ Includes: - horror 👀 - in the woods 🌲 - there's a deer 🦌 - the deer is fucked up 😱 www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
a graphic showing the upper half of a deer's head rising out of a murky puddle of water, its eyes glowing green against a misty forest; the text reads "What Not To Do With A Deer In the Woods" by Merc Fenn Wolfmoormeme showing a man increasingly losing his shit with the text "horror, it's set in a forest, there's a deer, the deer is fucked up"
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Me: Siri, show me talent doesn't equal fame Siri: youtu.be/JgJwf5eQ4N8?...
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Boxcar: Live from the Boom Room
YouTube video by Blip Blap Video
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Me: Siri, show me talent doesn't equal fame Siri: youtu.be/JgJwf5eQ4N8?...
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Boxcar: Live from the Boom Room
YouTube video by Blip Blap Video
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
"Events are tricky to remember in constituent pieces, a symptom of submerged chronology, of a timeline moving fast and incoherently, too much unpleasant daily news." -Julia Armfield from Private Rites This is exactly how I feel today. Exactly
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Not sure if it was the tornado, but it feels like the edge of the cliff is fast receding above us as we (general we) fall
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Oof. Was at Doggy ER for just under 3 hours and 2 other people's dogs died while we were there. Wtf
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Fusion Fragment @fusionfragment.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Contains FFers @drfionamoore.bsky.social @abhisheksg.bsky.social @avramargariti.bsky.social @noirbettie.bsky.social @czwrites.bsky.social and @aardwyrm.bsky.social! Co-edited by FFer @moparandgalen.bsky.social! And best of all, proceeds go to Palestinian causes, so go grab a copy!
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If There's Anyone Left @iftheresanyoneleft.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Volume 5 ebook is here!! www.amazon.com/dp/B0F8NZX52...
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If There's Anyone Left: Volume 5
If There's Anyone Left: Volume 5 - Kindle edition by Burnham, Jason, Candra, Audris, Jones, Shelly, Moore, Fiona, Sengupta, Abhishek, Twist, Elizabeth, Duncan, R. K. , Jia-Wen, Claire, Ragas, Rukman, Margariti, Avra. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading If There's Anyone Left: Volume 5.
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Very sad to not have been fortunate enough to have the visuospatial reasoning required to braid my own hair
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Merc Fenn Wolfmoor @mercwolfmoor.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It's alive... ALLLLIIIVE!!!! #TheDeerIsMessedUP #horror #booksky Come check out @probablyharmless.bsky.social and my epic horror anthology—full of messed up deer! 🔥🦌 www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
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THE DEER IS MESSED UP
An anthology of horror stories about f*cked up deer. Edited by Theodore Hill and Merc Fenn Wolfmoor.
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Me: *squints at coffee house order* Me: is this too much caffeine? Me: *squints at world* Me: hmm, maybe it's not enough
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Homonym-challenged Star Trek Fan Accidentally Recruited by Time-traveling Pirates After Claiming He Knew Everything About 'All the Canon Timelines'
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If i cross the universe on a dangerous mission that takes me away from everything I've ever known and then I arrive on an alien planet where it's spring and everything's blooming and sets off my allergies, I'm getting right back on the ship and coming home even if time dilation means everyone's dead
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The co-occurrence of 1) cracked and bloody skin from winter and 2) runny nose and itchy eyes of blooming spring should not be allowed
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
[rob zombie voice] TEAR through the paper and BITE through the wafer and BREAK off a piece of that KIT-KAT BAAARRRR
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
One of life's small pleasures is being very hungry and absolutely in despair at the prospect of making a meal and then suddenly remembering you have something delicious in the freezer that takes almost no time to make in the microwave
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
"Crank that (Soulja Boy)," he said as he popped 800 mg of ibuprofen for body aches and chills
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
One good reason to have children keep their rooms clean is so you don't have to throw a bunch of stuff away when it all gets puked on
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If There's Anyone Left @iftheresanyoneleft.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
We're back on here! Volume 5 cover art is in the works! The stories are set! Gonna be great!!
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Seven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
about this time of year seven years ago i started writing. it was my third year of grad school and i had just finished classes and i didn’t know what to do with the homework vacuum. the sunday scaries were very real. the year before i had googled “good sci-fi” and started reading.
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I often think to myself that I want to watch more horror movies, but then I'll have a nightmare in which I'm unable to get the classes I want when I'm registering for college classes and I decide maybe horror movies aren't what I need actually
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
One of life's best simple joys is finding a little treat you forgot you had purchased
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Flash Fiction Online @flashfictiononline.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Is there a home for hope in the middle of winter? Find out in “The Northerner’s Tale” by Jason P. Burnham, our flash fiction release for today. READ HERE: www.flashfictiononline.com/article/the-... #winterfolklore #flashfiction #fantasy #writingcommunity
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The Northerner’s Tale
Urtif vaulted the snow-covered log and pressed himself hurriedly but soundlessly into a recess beneath the felled tree. He stifled his breath into the sleeve of his fur-lined tunic hoping desperate…
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Please be the moon
Photo of text which reads: Archaeologists Found 115,000-Year-Old Human Footprints Where They Shouldn't Be. Photos are of a rock and a heat map of the rock maybe, with different colors
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P H Lee 🪬 @p-h-lee.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
get on this! it's extremely good.
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I kept having nightmares last night that I accidentally gave our dog chocolate
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Here's an eldritch deer story ;) stupefyingstories.blogspot.com/2024/12/hunt...
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“Hunters” • by Jason P. Burnham
Bill and Harold watched the procession of turkeys from their deer blind. “Why aren’t they making any noise?” Harold whispered. “Why’re t...
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
When will someone give @dmuthu.bsky.social a book deal: dmuthulingam.substack.com/p/the-erotic...
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The Erotics of Revolution, Part I
Not a Manifesto - seduction, subterfuge & the role of art in birthing the new world
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Not feeling well, decided to take a chance and drink an old powerade from the fridge. What's the worst that could happen? smelled fine, tasted fine, I relax. 1/3 in, I drink in something large and soft. I underestimated 'worst'
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My phone is giving me weather forecasts from the future
Forecast image with temperature 135 degrees, max temp 151 degreesImage showing temperature 135 degrees and text stating "today's temperatures will be lower than yesterday"
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Your email does not find me well. If you'd be so kind as to unsend it, that would be appreciated, else I'll be forced to toss into the cosmic void, never to return because of the rapid expansion of the universe
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
The ageism in this world is so gross
Highlighted text is about John Williams scoring Star Wars at age 45 and how  age 45 is "He was at a point in his life, in other words, when many people might feel like there's not a whole lot left for them to discover or achieve professionally"
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
Cat : I am old and tired and need rest Me: you can rest after I give you this antibiotic Cat: I am young and spry and can jump to the top of the armoire
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Mopar and Galen @moparandgalen.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Our dog is so depressed that all the cicada snacks are gone
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Sonia Sulaiman @soniasulaiman.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
I'm guest editing this coming volume of If There's Anyone Left! Proceeds will go to Palestine relief orgs. www.iftheresanyoneleft.com/submission-g...
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Submission Guidelines — IfTheresAnyone
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If There's Anyone Left @iftheresanyoneleft.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
Volume 5 open for flash submissions! Proceeds for Volume 5 are going toward Palestinian relief organizations www.iftheresanyoneleft.com/submission-g...
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Submission Guidelines — IfTheresAnyone
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