Reposted by moose drippingsAnna @annieface.bsky.social · 21hsaw Donk and wanted to bitchslap his face, then realized I might be the problem. 031
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That old guy who went in the stall after me doesn't know what hes getting himself into #NoFlushOctober 220
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How did we as a society see that john cena was freds dad and just move on 130
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My #moviehottakes 1. The Godfather is probably overrated 2. The Transformers 2 'Devastator's Balls' scene is one of the most important scenes in the history of cinema 3. Luke and Leia were a better couple 130
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just saw a bald guy with a weird head shape. Made my day 021
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Ironically rocks are one of the few creatures that do not rock their young to sleep 111
Reposted by moose drippingsLoser McGee @losermcgee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Cant believe i missed this game 💔 021
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Ever noticed how nicole is a girl's name but nickel is a boy's name? Follow for more inspirational quotes 020
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It was crazy! It almost looked like #the sun! 010
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I mean i was planning on sending a heart emoji to gram gram but i guess one of these will do 020
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I regret to announce that i have relapsed. At approximately 6:40 PM today, while preparing a pair of tuna salad sandwiches, i began to absent-mindedly whistle Hark the Herald Angels Sing. I will try to do better in the future 210
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Through the wonders of science all chicken nuggets are dino nuggets 020
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 17/05/2026What mental condition makes you get Donna Summer's Hot Stuff to the tune of Luigi Boccherini's Minuetto stuck in your head? Cause i think i might have that... 120
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Fun fact: the name Norway actually derives from the fact that theres No(r) way to get to the escalators because someones always standing in the way 020
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Norway has a population of 5.6 million people and i think every single one of them has been in my way today 121
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Where do toy stores get all those animatronic animals from 020
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 27/04/2026"It is easier to start a war than to end it." -Gabriel Garcia Marquez This quote feels particularly relevant in this current moment, as I've been stuck on the toilet for the past 30 minutes. #NoMoreWar 022
Reposted by moose drippingssofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 26/04/2026IF BOSTON HAS NO HATERS IM DEAD 021
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I feel discriminated against when theres only one escalator going my way but two the opposite way 221
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I tried to look it up cause i dont know what youre talking about and all i got was a tutorial on how to adopt dogs in the sims 4 120
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Putting up an all-star lollygagging performance rn 032
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I have pet a dog. Ill just go ahead and mark this day down in the W column 021
Reposted by moose drippingsLoser McGee @losermcgee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Kris "Crack Sniffer" Letang 041
Reposted by moose drippingsLoser McGee @losermcgee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Saw the Penguin's anthem singer on TV and got angry, then it hit me: maybe I'm the problem 022
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 25/02/2026My headcanon is that the mammoth at the La Brea Tar Pits made it out 032
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Currently workshopping a "yo mama so fat" joke taking advantage of the connection between the superBOWL and a BOWL of food. Theres gotta be something here... ill keep you all updated. 130
Reposted by moose drippingssofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Ugly on the inside doesn't count. You can serve face even though you're a fascist 121
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I survived an early morning with my father and all i got was this lousy shirt. 020
moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I feel like the guy who named it a jew harp had never seen a harp before 120
Reposted by moose drippingssofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 29/01/2026how do I explain the rush I feel when one of us remembers bluesky exists and suddenly my noties are full of banger after banger blue 021
Reposted by moose drippingsLoser McGee @losermcgee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Not much going on today. Supicisous.... 021
