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sofie b. sleepson

@sheepwrangler.bsky.social
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Due to circumstances I will not name (but which might be @moosedroppings.bsky.social's latest blue), I will be taking an extended leave of absence from the Bluesky app.
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New favorite phrase unlocked
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moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Equalizer 2: The Sequelizer
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moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Quick 15hr power nap
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Loser McGee @losermcgee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Literally just yeard some one honk their car hork and ir was a clown horn. Im serious
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my 'mind palace' is really just a stater bros. grocery store
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Imma have to ask the general public a question I never wanted to have to ask. Can we keep the dogs CONTAINED when out in public
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moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just saw a bald guy with a weird head shape. Made my day
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Can't believe people live in Idaho
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine hating on me and I'm just in my apartment reciting the To be or not to be monologue in an Australian accent
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sharp Cheddar is really having a moment, and you know what? Good for her.
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moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ironically rocks are one of the few creatures that do not rock their young to sleep
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
as the old saying goes: gyros the size of dinnerplates
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
this is the biggest moment of my life
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ethpania
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My bad, France
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moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mick Draugr
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'll never be able to prisiadki ever again 😢
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Mandatory thrift-related gastrointestinal incident
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Nottingham Notspurs
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Okay this started off as a joke but wtf is going on. Three different songs in three different locations over two days
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Currently being stalked by Britney Spears
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Don't invite me to your house unless you want your bathroom destroyed
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Haven't seen a dog in 3 days....fading fast
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If you think about it then dinosaur chicken nuggets are really just a full circle moment
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Kinda forgot I exist for a second there
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I'm a right side sleeper who hasn't slept on her right side in 8.5 months. Everyone please understand the true depths of my struggles and realise how strong I am.
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm expecting a package in the mail. Life is worth living again.
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Just me and the old biddies getting absolutely shredded 💪🏻😤
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Hearing DJ's Got Us Falling In Love on the radio in the year of our Lord 2026 is like a tonic .... the world is healing
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
me watching my favorite hockey team, my beloved Buffalo Sabres
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King Of Boys: I've Never Seen This Man Before
ALT: King Of Boys: I've Never Seen This Man Before
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moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Norway has a population of 5.6 million people and i think every single one of them has been in my way today
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Loser McGee @losermcgee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I appreciate that the Hungry Hungry Hippos have stood unwavering as the tide of wokeness has carried several beloved wonders of yesteryear into the hands of the mind-numb, brain-rotted youths of our day.
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moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"It is easier to start a war than to end it." -Gabriel Garcia Marquez This quote feels particularly relevant in this current moment, as I've been stuck on the toilet for the past 30 minutes. #NoMoreWar
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
IF BOSTON HAS NO HATERS IM DEAD
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Big ups to our ancient ancestors for domesticating wolves
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Not my church bells
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Justice for bison btw
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moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I feel discriminated against when theres only one escalator going my way but two the opposite way
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What did Dan Chacha do to deserve such a banger jingle
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
At any given moment there is a nonzero chance that I am AT LEAST 30% spaghetti
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moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Putting up an all-star lollygagging performance rn
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Unabashedly gurb
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Went outside, saw a dog. That's what it's all about
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Preemptive Cellebrini beef
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moose drippings @moosedroppings.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I have pet a dog. Ill just go ahead and mark this day down in the W column
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
When thr blue cheese is more blue than cheese........you've been slacking
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Now that International Women's Day is over, I have something to say....women suck at opening jars
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Loser McGee @losermcgee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Saw the Penguin's anthem singer on TV and got angry, then it hit me: maybe I'm the problem
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sofie b. sleepson @sheepwrangler.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hey so why do I always picture St. Louis in the southwest region of the US??
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