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@mooseamillion.bsky.social
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Update on Millie. She's still kicking! I think she's living out of spite now but she's living!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@chelles116.bsky.social told me I could take her somewhere fancy like the Applebees if I told the world I liked her so like here it is or whatever. Pick you up at 4:37 tomorrow big dawg!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Do you want to celebrate our captain winning the Conn Smythe? Of course you do and I can help give you 25% that shirt with promo code MOOSE thanks to BreakingT! So go to BreakingT.com buy the shirt and use promo MOOSE. Offer expires tomorrow at midnight! I'm a promo code yall!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Man I knew it was hot but I didn't think it was this hot!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I tell you what if I ever see Danhausen I'm going to punch him in his teeth then curse him.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
2nd grade Moose you're never going to believe this!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Blake's heartbreaker celly is calling to me to get as a tattoo.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Met Freddie today.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
9 years playing fantasy hockey was on a 3 year drought of no championships but this year we got it done! Sending Kopitar off right! Thanks for the 4 championships Kopi! 4-4 all time record in championship games.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Breaking news. I have a 3 year old now.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Making Auston Matthews the captain for team USA makes so much sense when you realize our country is known for picking the wrong person to be a leader.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Brandon Hagel 🤝 Moose Finishing in 11 seconds.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Took my girl to the vet today and found out Millie has cancer. So from here on out she gets burgers for breakfast and lunch and a steak for dinner
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I meant to say my king for this one my bad! Haha
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My king!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Update in the Moose house went to the hospital with Lo Christmas night been there since today around 6 but we're finally home! Lo is doing well!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Left at 5 yesterday morning met my buddy in Rocky Mount then we drove 3 more hours to go live the suite life and watch the Panthers beat the rams. 10/10 would do again can't wait to take a nap once I drop the baby Moose off at school.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Here's the other tattoos from yesterday.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
If you guessed Justin Williams you're right! None of you did but @mtb1002.bsky.social though.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Do another tap out session Friday and spoiler alert getting my favorite Canes player tatted on me if you guess it right I'll give you a hi five and a hell yeah brother!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Holy shit am I getting called up?
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Today is my last day of work for 3 months. You read that right after today I'll be paid for 3 months to sit at home managing my fantasy teams and watching tv! Hashtag blessed.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Got this notification standing in line at the Wawa and was so happy I done bought the homeless man a 40 to celebrate.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Nothing gets the blood pumping like changing somebody's flat on the side of the road with tractor trailers blowing by you! About lost my hat.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Me after Taco Bell.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Taylor Swift has a song about Travis Kelce's wiener? Big deal Blink 182 has all the small things about mine and that songs been around forever.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Since the government is shut down that means I don't have to have any taxes come out of paychecks right? Asking for me who has his bonus hit next week
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"I can make deals with the devil because my dicks bigger?" Taylor Swift I wasn't familiar with your game!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Your 2025-26 Teddy Moosevelt's. Giving the L to Kopitar for one last run! He's lead the Moosevelt's to 3 championship runs so decide to keep him and enjoy this last ride together and giving the D for dawgs to the dawgs that will help him! (Kochetkov and Brady Tkachuk)
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Happy Gilmore caddy is performing the Super Bowl? That's wild good for him!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
This weekend is the last weekend of the movie theater that 20 bucks could get you a 2 tickets, large popcorn, and 2 large drinks and it's a sad weekend here.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Can't decide which comment is my favorite the one calling me a pussy or the one who doesn't know I called Staal Cap because he's literally the Captain. Either way it's always the accounts hiding their face talking the most shit. Can't argue with idiots baby!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Got Jordan Martinook to announce the draft order of the Marty Animals fantasy league. Once again looking like I'm going to win best commish of the year over Gary.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
This guy turned 5 today! This hurts my heart
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I was recognized by my Cowboy XL tattoo today at the ripleys aquarium down here in myrtle beach. I'm kind of a big deal
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Deals done. Welcome to the Ostriches Sam LaPorta! Don't let me down bitch.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Update we actually have a deal in place but now it's radio silence. Damn youths
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Been a busy day. I've been working on a trade that'll send the Fighting ostriches Sam LaPorta since lunchtime with my nephew. Dynasty trading is so fun because you gotta think long term! That is all have a good night you mother fathers!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I need help! I gotta start 2 Debo Samuel, Terry McLaurin, and Jaylen Warren?
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I send @chelles116.bsky.social one instagram reel of silver springs by Fleetwood Mac and every other reel is now that song! If it wasn't such a banger and she wasn't such a badass (Stevie nicks not Chelly) I would be upset.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Picking Lincoln up from preschool with my way by Limp Bizkit blasting so these hot moms know who the cool dad is
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
In the past 2 weeks Lo started 4th grade and we went to see our last Mudcats game, Lincoln started his last year of preschool yesterday and today Lenny started preschool! Been a pretty busy couple weeks thank God I have a job where I work once a week.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I got a Hawlucha today and let me tell you something I've peaked.
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
After being an HOA President or as I like to call myself the HOA constrictor for 5 year I've sent out my first letter to the neighborhood. It was just to see if anybody wanted to do a neighborhood fantasy football league. I hope I scared the shit out of them
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
You can still poke on Facebook and I'm going to poke everyone
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Happy 11th birthday to this old girl who takes so many pills I had to buy a pill organizer for. Live it up Millie!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I've been watching hunting wives and once you get past all the porn let me tell you Salazar is by far my favorite character. She's a badass!
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Moose @mooseamillion.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Waving the confederate flag is bonkers but waving one while wearing a Cody Rhodes hat is extra bonkers!
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