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SHEPARD.

@moonwards.bsky.social
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better to be lost than loved, now, isn't it?

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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
He gives her an uncertain look out of the corner of his eye. He's never really bought the whole gimmick of this place - like they're performers in some overpriced stage show. At least the first aid stations aren't as all-in about it. "Not like we're in front of the guests."
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
"Oh, god, no." The reaction is knee-jerk instinctual and he over-corrects shortly thereafter. "Sorry. Just- no thanks. It's just Nick. You don't have to do any of that... princess stuff." Unless she does? This tight-ass company WOULD have a rule about never being allowed to break character.
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ROOK. @dreadpawn.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
— ROOK THORNE. dragon age: the veilguard. 18+, selective. by august
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"Shepard. I'm filling in for Darcy. She's out for a couple weeks."
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
He instead keeps his hands tucked into his pockets. Or is this one Anna? "Sorry. My daughter didn't really like your movie. More of a Snow White kid." A pause. Is that rude? Saying his kid doesn't like your movie? "Not... cause of /you/, she just liked Dopey more than - yeah. Uh, anyway."
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
and hit the Showcase, once the door beside him swings open and the princess (she's a princess, right?) steps out. He'd offer a hand, but it somehow feels weird to do that to even fake royalty - and she's probably already trying to get into character, or something. Actors. "'Elsa', right?"
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
He sits hunched over on one of those tiny little benches in the hallway just outside of costuming, leg bouncing, drumming a thumb against the wood. It's creepy back here - patchwork carpet and skeletal remains of old rides. This is /backstage/ backstage. He's almost (and only almost) glad to get out
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
And to learn they've got to drive around in a shitty little van just to get to their greeting spot for the day? He never thought he'd miss the utilidoors. He solemnly vows to never train into another role so long as he lives - no, he doesn't Care if nobody else is available to take the shifts.
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
— @borealisreina.bsky.social God, does Nick hate navigating Epcot. It's a damn good thing he got here over two hours early. Catch a bus to costuming. Try on no less than four sizes of the blues - and Christ, does he look stupid in the blues. Shove your street clothes into a locker.
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
firmly deciding not to ask why four guests have come up today needing treatment for bite wounds from the Tiki Room
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
sorry no i'm just fucking with you. continue
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Just Nick. Uhhh... Your... Majesty.
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
ALRIGHT. ONE WORD. FIRST LETTER..... M. SECOND LETTER... I.
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
the in-laws are here pack it up
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
OKAY, OKAY. SORRY. HOW MANY WORDS, THEN
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
i have reason to believe the muppet was cussing me out
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
personal muppet ranking 1) the count (chill but sometimes visits my house at 6 am with an organ and thunderstorm accompaniment) 2) orange tube guy (neutral i don't know what the fuck he's saying) 3) big bird (got real up in my business about my divorce that one time)
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
( horrified ) YOUR DICK?
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
okay! okay, great. that's good. i can work with charades. okay, little man, hit me.
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
how do you feel about charades. just curious
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'M SORRY. OKAY. I'M SORRY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T START SCREAMING I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
jesus christ. this again
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
the apartment didn't come with one of those
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
need to befriend somebody who works on living with the land so they can let me loop on that thing twenty times without unloading. that right there is a prime napping space
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
yeah. sure. margarita. ask yourself what jimmy buffett would do in this situation
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
quit using the m word
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
yes that’s why i said it? keep up
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
springing the question too early is the number one way to set yourself up for divorce man
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
GETTING BITCHES DOESN'T QUALIFY AS A POLYCULE
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
in what universe could nod handle a polycule who the fuck are you hiring in your writers room over there
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
space jam
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
if i'm skipping all the parts you're in then you can hardly call it Your movie now can you
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
WHAT????
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
speak up
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
who the hell is ronin. what the fuck are you talking about right now
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
from my nipple??
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
that doesn't MEAN ANYTHING
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
okay wise guy why don't you go ahead and tell me what he said then
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
HE WAS MUMBLING AT ME WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
could you. repeat that
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Y'know, I'm not sure I've ever actually tried one of those in all the time I've worked here. You might be onto something. I'll report back on the sanity increase. Or decrease. Time will tell.
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I'll be honest, that's not the easiest question to answer
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
does anybody else see a Sanity meter in the top left corner of their vision at all times or is that just me
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
maybe i’d be willing to buy that people in the fucking 1300s or whatever thought that but i am not taking fucking Hair over a damn advil IT’S NOT A PASTRY.
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
the what? no, i don’t want your / hair /, that’s disgusting. i don’t know where it’s been. i’m talking about arthritis, for god’s sake, not MY joints.
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
i dunno, what do you think joint pain tastes like? i’m getting coffee vibes
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
i'm gonna try and let you down real gently with this one, alright
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
...what exactly do you think arthritis IS
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SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
uh, yeah, that's called arthritis.
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