Reposted by SHEPARD.ROOK. @dreadpawn.bsky.social · 11/02/2025— ROOK THORNE. dragon age: the veilguard. 18+, selective. by august 112
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 11/02/2025— @borealisreina.bsky.social God, does Nick hate navigating Epcot. It's a damn good thing he got here over two hours early. Catch a bus to costuming. Try on no less than four sizes of the blues - and Christ, does he look stupid in the blues. Shove your street clothes into a locker. 110
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 23/01/2025firmly deciding not to ask why four guests have come up today needing treatment for bite wounds from the Tiki Room 010
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025ALRIGHT. ONE WORD. FIRST LETTER..... M. SECOND LETTER... I. 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025i have reason to believe the muppet was cussing me out 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025personal muppet ranking 1) the count (chill but sometimes visits my house at 6 am with an organ and thunderstorm accompaniment) 2) orange tube guy (neutral i don't know what the fuck he's saying) 3) big bird (got real up in my business about my divorce that one time) 010
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025okay! okay, great. that's good. i can work with charades. okay, little man, hit me. 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I'M SORRY. OKAY. I'M SORRY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T START SCREAMING I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 22/10/2024need to befriend somebody who works on living with the land so they can let me loop on that thing twenty times without unloading. that right there is a prime napping space 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024yeah. sure. margarita. ask yourself what jimmy buffett would do in this situation 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024springing the question too early is the number one way to set yourself up for divorce man 010
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024in what universe could nod handle a polycule who the fuck are you hiring in your writers room over there 011
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024if i'm skipping all the parts you're in then you can hardly call it Your movie now can you 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024who the hell is ronin. what the fuck are you talking about right now 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024okay wise guy why don't you go ahead and tell me what he said then 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Y'know, I'm not sure I've ever actually tried one of those in all the time I've worked here. You might be onto something. I'll report back on the sanity increase. Or decrease. Time will tell. 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024I'll be honest, that's not the easiest question to answer 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 21/10/2024does anybody else see a Sanity meter in the top left corner of their vision at all times or is that just me 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 18/10/2024maybe i’d be willing to buy that people in the fucking 1300s or whatever thought that but i am not taking fucking Hair over a damn advil IT’S NOT A PASTRY. 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 18/10/2024the what? no, i don’t want your / hair /, that’s disgusting. i don’t know where it’s been. i’m talking about arthritis, for god’s sake, not MY joints. 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 18/10/2024i dunno, what do you think joint pain tastes like? i’m getting coffee vibes 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 18/10/2024i'm gonna try and let you down real gently with this one, alright 000
SHEPARD. @moonwards.bsky.social · 17/10/2024NICHOLAS SHEPARD. — an original character. 18+, selective. by august 189