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@moonpie1220.bsky.social
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Christian. Demigirl. INTP. Type 9. Gryffindor. She/Her/They/Them. Mark 5:36

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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No matter how much I try to fight it, I’m just reminded time and time again that I have stupid mom brain. Why do I bother fighting it?
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
help
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Have to practice something in a timely manner. But feeling extreme feelings of badness. Now I don’t wanna do anything and my body is physically shutting down FUCK.
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Man Hides in Car, Bye Felicia
ALT: Man Hides in Car, Bye Felicia
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Bruh same
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I started playing an addicting game in the middle of editing season ….what have I done?
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Screaming into a void I didn’t know I was in 🥲
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If a recipe asks you to use 15g of pepper, DONT
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
(A few hours later) Me: Oh my gosh! It’s 1am?! What am I doing with my life? Sam: Crying about puffins. I then proceeded to cry all over again.
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Sam came into the bedroom to find me sobbing over the fact that puffins mate for life.
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
One of the hardest things I didn’t realize as a parent When my baby is trying new foods for the first time, I can’t season anything 😭
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Yuri Lowenthal @yurilowenthal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If you are scared and angry and need to DO something (and you do need to do something) do this. Every day this week. Call your senators and say NO MORE MONEY FOR ICE. It may be uncomfortable for you, but it’s less uncomfortable than getting shot in the street. www.buzzfeed.com/jillianwilso...
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Experts Say There Is Actually Something You Can Do To Stop ICE — But It’s Crucial You Do It Now
Political and immigration experts shared what exactly you can do and why it matters so much this week.
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
All I can do is hold my baby and cry That’s all I can fucking do
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Sang a lullaby to put my baby to sleep, but 1 verse in my husband was snoring. Mom win?
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I hate this country so much We’re bombing other countries while I’m debating going to urgent care because we already have so many medical bills
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It’s 1am I threw up an eggnog drink Baby cut her nose with her own fingernail Sam is signing a delirious version of the SpongeBob first Christmas song while feeding her It’s our first Christmas as a family of 3 And I couldn’t be happier
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
There’s something magical about seeing your face in your baby’s eyes. All 7 of my chins included
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Man, maternal instincts are WHACK
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This has been Sam & me for the past 2 weeks:
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
My husband said that our newborn daughter is like a mix between a piglet, a Yoshi, and Moo Deng And the craziest part is that I totally get it
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
In all my ramblings I forgot to mention my nails came out gorgeous
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
THEY BROKE UP AND SHE TOOK HIM BACK AND GAVE HIM MORE MONEY?! AFTER HE ASKED IF HER 17 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER COULD ALSO GIVE HIM MONEY?! AND WAS SHOCKED IT DIDNT WORK OUT?!???!!? This can’t be real 😆
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
“Im a great PI. I found his Facebook AND his LinkedIn. Also I gotta hide my car so he doesn’t see me. Let me speed up next to him on this highway and point at his car!”
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
“Oh I moved into his condo on the second date and gave him thousands of dollars, but I didn’t know if we were in a real relationship.” GIRL ✋🏽
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
They changed it to a documentary about women getting scammed by tinder dates The scammers are stupid. The victims are stupid. It’s so bad I can’t look away
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Getting a mani/pedi and they got the Great British Bake Off playing on the TVs here How am I supporting relax when I want cake SO BAD RN? 🥲
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Dear Inspiration, I love it when you arrive. You bring such energy and whimsy that takes me through many a project. But next time, can you arrive a little more than A WEEK BEFORE THE DEADLINE PLEASE?! - One Exasperated Moonpie
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Darn tootin!
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The downside of keeping the gender a secret is putting baby clothes on the registry. I ain’t raising no beige baby.
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Bold of you to assume he’d rather download an app than put on pants
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Yue 🐾🍪 Halloween Ver. 🐺🌕 @amv.network · 21/07/2025
That requires pants. He's gonna doordash McD until he McPukes
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I know he’s a grown adult but I can’t help but worry if Sam’s gonna eat good while I’m out of town (Sees a notice for a neighborhood food truck social) Oh nevermind. He gonna be FINE
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
AMV editing is going well 🥲
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Me to Lenny: “Baby, there’s no reason to be afraid of the vet. They’re going to help you and make you feel better!” Sam to me: “Babe, there’s no reason to be afraid of the dentist. They’re going to help you and make you feel better!”
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Baby you’re perfect 😘
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
ALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I forgot the word “shrimp” and my brain decided the best replacement word would be “sperm” Somebody end me
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
For the 2nd time this year, my family is discussing carrying our passports to protect ourselves We are 14th+ generation Mexican Americans born and raised in this country But that doesn’t seem to matter because ICE only sees one thing
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Sam tried talking to the kid and they started to move Sam’s next instinctive reaction was to scold them Not in a mean way. But more like a sleeping cat who was woken up by its owner sneezing
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Me: Im pretty sure pregnancy brain is just a myth Also me: How do you spell AT&T?
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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a man in a nike jacket is running on a road
ALT: a man in a nike jacket is running on a road
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
BLTs are ✨devine✨
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
It’s getting to the point where pants feel more comfortable under my stomach rather than on it Sam thinks it’s adorable
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
he’s right and he’s right to say it
Pedro Pascal Blasts J.K. Rowling as a 'Heinous Loser' for Her Anti-Trans Views, Backs Harry Potter Boycott
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I just learned that there’s a few Tom Horton’s stores in the US. That doesn’t extinguish my desire to visit Canada someday, but it does shatter my worldview a little bit
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Ok! Pleasant update I wasn’t expecting Back when I knew this girl she was homophobic But now she’s promoting a LGBTQ+ and ally positive band
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a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
ALT: a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
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Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Social media is still baffling to me at times A girl I went to high school with and haven’t spoken to in 14 years just asked me to join her band
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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