Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 17/09/2026No matter how much I try to fight it, I’m just reminded time and time again that I have stupid mom brain. Why do I bother fighting it? 000
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Have to practice something in a timely manner. But feeling extreme feelings of badness. Now I don’t wanna do anything and my body is physically shutting down FUCK. 010
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I started playing an addicting game in the middle of editing season ….what have I done? 040
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Sam came into the bedroom to find me sobbing over the fact that puffins mate for life. 120
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 23/04/2026One of the hardest things I didn’t realize as a parent When my baby is trying new foods for the first time, I can’t season anything 😭 020
Reposted by MoonpieYuri Lowenthal @yurilowenthal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026If you are scared and angry and need to DO something (and you do need to do something) do this. Every day this week. Call your senators and say NO MORE MONEY FOR ICE. It may be uncomfortable for you, but it’s less uncomfortable than getting shot in the street. www.buzzfeed.com/jillianwilso...buzzfeed.comExperts Say There Is Actually Something You Can Do To Stop ICE — But It’s Crucial You Do It NowPolitical and immigration experts shared what exactly you can do and why it matters so much this week. 220593
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 24/01/2026All I can do is hold my baby and cry That’s all I can fucking do 020
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Sang a lullaby to put my baby to sleep, but 1 verse in my husband was snoring. Mom win? 140
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I hate this country so much We’re bombing other countries while I’m debating going to urgent care because we already have so many medical bills 070
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 25/12/2025It’s 1am I threw up an eggnog drink Baby cut her nose with her own fingernail Sam is signing a delirious version of the SpongeBob first Christmas song while feeding her It’s our first Christmas as a family of 3 And I couldn’t be happier 130
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 24/12/2025There’s something magical about seeing your face in your baby’s eyes. All 7 of my chins included 020
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 10/10/2025My husband said that our newborn daughter is like a mix between a piglet, a Yoshi, and Moo Deng And the craziest part is that I totally get it 020
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 08/09/2025In all my ramblings I forgot to mention my nails came out gorgeous 020
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Getting a mani/pedi and they got the Great British Bake Off playing on the TVs here How am I supporting relax when I want cake SO BAD RN? 🥲 130
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Dear Inspiration, I love it when you arrive. You bring such energy and whimsy that takes me through many a project. But next time, can you arrive a little more than A WEEK BEFORE THE DEADLINE PLEASE?! - One Exasperated Moonpie 020
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 31/07/2025The downside of keeping the gender a secret is putting baby clothes on the registry. I ain’t raising no beige baby. 150
Reposted by MoonpieYue 🐾🍪 Halloween Ver. 🐺🌕 @amv.network · 21/07/2025That requires pants. He's gonna doordash McD until he McPukes 111
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I know he’s a grown adult but I can’t help but worry if Sam’s gonna eat good while I’m out of town (Sees a notice for a neighborhood food truck social) Oh nevermind. He gonna be FINE 110
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Me to Lenny: “Baby, there’s no reason to be afraid of the vet. They’re going to help you and make you feel better!” Sam to me: “Babe, there’s no reason to be afraid of the dentist. They’re going to help you and make you feel better!” 020
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I forgot the word “shrimp” and my brain decided the best replacement word would be “sperm” Somebody end me 210
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 11/06/2025For the 2nd time this year, my family is discussing carrying our passports to protect ourselves We are 14th+ generation Mexican Americans born and raised in this country But that doesn’t seem to matter because ICE only sees one thing 020
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Sam tried talking to the kid and they started to move Sam’s next instinctive reaction was to scold them Not in a mean way. But more like a sleeping cat who was woken up by its owner sneezing 010
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Me: Im pretty sure pregnancy brain is just a myth Also me: How do you spell AT&T? 010
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 06/05/2025It’s getting to the point where pants feel more comfortable under my stomach rather than on it Sam thinks it’s adorable 000
Reposted by MoonpieMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/04/2025he’s right and he’s right to say it 253357857485
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I just learned that there’s a few Tom Horton’s stores in the US. That doesn’t extinguish my desire to visit Canada someday, but it does shatter my worldview a little bit 000
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Social media is still baffling to me at times A girl I went to high school with and haven’t spoken to in 14 years just asked me to join her band 120
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Just curious if anyone has experience with their own doctor losing optimism for you 🥲 FML 000
Reposted by MoonpieKuna @wryote.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Me opening the news every fucking morning 4691872567
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Thank you @amv.network for making my face And come see it in action at www.twitch.tv/moonymoonpietwitch.tvMoonyMoonpie - TwitchThe Gate is Balding 021
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Failed at making a little apple cake. It turned into a mess So I fixed the scraps into a delicious apple crumble 😋 030
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 21/01/2025It’s one thing when a job rejects you It’s another when they offer you an opportunity to interview for them, AND THEN rejects you within an hour of said offer 010
Moonpie @moonpie1220.bsky.social · 18/01/2025There’s no feeling quite like the joy of seeing a puppy we used to foster all grown up in their new home 🥰 It’s always worth it 020