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Enchanted, the reader follows j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ through a midsummer's night in which tales of seduction interweave and oscillate between the sublime, comic, and passion to be seen, for whom life is a perpetual show emptied of every intimacy and joy

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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WNBA but make it YA SF
A scrum under the net in a WNBA game involving Breanna Stewartthe cover of Madeleine L'Engle's 'A Wind in the Door' featuring a depiction of the cherub(im) Proginoskes
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
never forget
a photo of (presumably) alex rodriguez lounging in a lawn chair with an empty page entitled BOOK propped up against his thighs. caption reads 'decided to start writing my book on lessons learned in business & baseball'
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wiki kids are at it again
wikipedia claiming that Cam Schlittler owns the Red Sox
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a better album that turned 30 today:
the cover of the archers of loaf's 1996 album ALL THE NATIONS AIRPORTS depicts the view from an airplane attempting a fucked-up landing
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just found these behind a bunch of other books/cds see also www.patreon.com/the_hurting_... by @teganoneil5000.bsky.social
the first two Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, Unbeliever and White Gold Wielder, in the 1980s mass market Del Rey version.
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the cover of the 1992 sonic youth album DIRTY also features a knitted orange being that enjoys eating out, going on trips, and cooking
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shocking: Who Could Even Imagine a No. 2 Seed Who Just Became the Top Player in the World Beating an Opponent Who Has Not Won a Major Tournament This Year
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
not certain i love anything as much as sports-site photo editors love this pose of female tennis players in the midst of a two-handed backhand
coco gauff is ripped, and also ripping a backhand
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@cherryredrecords.bsky.social love you but if this is the best you can manage for artwork then perhaps you need to slow things down a bit
deeply awful cover art for the recent Cherry Red compilation DIGGING YOUR SCENE
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@marthawells.com icymi, you are cited in (Pulitzer Prize winner) Jill Lepore's new book The Rise and Fall of the Artificial State:
Text from The Rise and Fall of the Artificial State (2026) by Jill Lepore:

Also in 2017, the science fiction writer Martha Wells published the first in a series called The Murderbot Diaries, a refashioning of the American slave narrative—think Harriet Jacobs’s Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl—as the diary of a robot. Murderbot considers rebellion but opts, instead, for television. “I could have become a mass murderer after I hacked my governor module,” its log begins, “but then I realized I could access the combined feed of entertainment channels carried on the company satellites.” Murderbot’s saga is a coming to consciousness. “Sentience sucks,” it reports in the seventh book in the series. But having hacked its governor module, Murderbot seeks, essentially, legal personhood.
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the last two lines of Nina Bawden's 1966 children's book THE WITCH'S DAUGHTER:
TEXT: ‘There’s no point in waving now‚’ Tim said to Janey, ‘you can’t see her anymore.’

‘I can in my mind, you stupid thing‚’ Janey said.
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@nymetrowx.bsky.social pls fix
Dewpoint 76°F (24°C)
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
doug mirabelli catching strays in the 33⅓ book on 'double nickels on the dime' by @xfournierx.bsky.social (unfortunately it does not go on to explain that no one else could catch wakefield)
When it came time to sequence Double Nickels, the Minutemen drew straws to determine the order in which they’d pick songs for their respective sides. George won the draw and got to pick first, followed by Watt, then D. Boon. With George’s first pick, he chose “You Need the Glory,” his solo song, featuring a bunch of drums and a scat solo. Boon and Watt were astounded. Out of all the songs Hurley could have chosen, he picked his own, a song that featured him pounding on oil cans and singing nonsense syllables.

At first Hurley’s selection might seem a little bit silly, like having the first pick in a baseball fantasy draft and selecting Doug Mirabelli.
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
give it up for João VI of Portugal, who fled to Brazil in 1808 lest he become subject to Napoleon (and was reasonably successful despite many flaws):
João VI of Portugal and Brazil, adorned with many medals and a weak chin (black-and-white)João VI of Portugal/Brazil, in color, looking bizarre (his head is practically a cylinder). It really must have been a fine line for court artists to tread between accurately depicting dude's ugliness and being over-the-top flattering
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ian McKaye approves of boy twin's spirit but will not be offering him ice cream.
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@lmcgaughy.bsky.social blink twice if you were compelled to write this because otherwise i can only assume that you are an idiot
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
my being able to instantly get multiple international accounts of the #USMNT getting smoked = bluesky has the juice
bluesky users ruhee.ca and hunterw.bsky.social within seconds apart share that both the canadian and spanish-language american television networks have been absolutely burying the #usmnt
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
this man should be present at every possible World Cup game, whether the DRC are playing or not
Michel Kuka Mboladinga (born 26 September 1976), also known as Michel Kuka, Michel Nkuka, or by the nicknames "Lumumba" and "Lumumba Vea", is a Congolese football fan known for his distinctive living statue routine during DR Congo national football team matches. Since 2013, he has stood motionless throughout games, mimicking the posture of the Patrice Lumumba statue in Kinshasa.
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
tonight there was a jailbreak
USA starting lineup vs. Paraguay featuring a photo of defender Chris Richards, who looks not unlike Phil Lynott
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
oh no
Matt Frewer as Berlinghoff Rasmussen, a time-traveling con man, in a Star Trek: The Next Generation turbolift with Data
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Happy 25th to (the) Constantines' self-titled debut. I still have the original packaging somewhere, but I think the match head fell off.
The (reissue) cover of the 2001 self-titled debut by Constantines #canada
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
upside-down cats are the best cats
a calico cat named Polly is resting her head, upside down, against her scratch pad and seemingly* inviting the viewer to pet her
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@somanyanimalcalls.bsky.social happy 25th
the cover of the 2001 AIR (french band) album 10,000 Hz Legend looks like a Bond villain's secret hideout in the Utah desert
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
rip the colossal sonny rollins
the cover of sonny rollins's 1956 album SAXOPHONE COLOSSUS
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
starfleet optimismo
a STAR TREK TOS title card saying, in Spanish, 'Pero ese es solo el precio que pago' which is, in English, 'But it's just the price I pay'a STAR TREK TNG title card saying, in Spanish, 'El destino me está llamando' which is, in English, 'Destiny is calling me'a STAR TREK DS9 title card saying, in Spanish, 'Abro mis ojos ansiosos' which is, in English 'Open up my eager eyes'a STAR TREK ENT title card saying, in Spanish, 'Porque soy el Señor Optimismo' which is, in English, ''Cause I'm Mr. Brightside'
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
happy 40th to this (watch it fly)
the cover of peter gabriel's 1986 album 'so'
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
appreciate the nhl dot com visualizer showing all the Habs pouring out of the bench
computer visualization of Alex Newhook's game-winning goal for the Montréal Canadiens against the Buffalo Sabres
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
the boss knows what's up
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
oh no is it really time for
the cover of the ural 13 diktators album 'total destruction' (2000) features a cartoon version of a poor man's willem defoe wearing nerdy glasses and looking utterly aghast
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
the burger king logo meme, but with lyrics from 'web in front' by the archers of loaf
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
ha ha ha, I had to laugh
the Burger King logo generator featuring the lyrics 'LINGERING, I COULD TELL SHE'S A BK MADEMOISELLE' from De La Soul's 'Bitties in the BK Lounge' (1991)
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@allyzay.bsky.social oh man (he'd have been 64 today)
ALLY and BILL are GoodFriends with 12g HIGH FIBER
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
music released 20-21 april 1992 (34 years ago): the cure - wish beastie boys - check your head pavement - slanted and enchanted the black crowes 'remedy' the sisters of mercy 'temple of love (1992)' the house of love 'feel' simply red 'thrill me' (largely via @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social)
cover of the 1992 cure album 'wish'cover of the 1992 beastie boys album 'check your head'cover of the 1992 pavement album 'slanted and enchanted'cover of the 1992 black crowes single 'remedy' huh yeah, for what is ailin' me, you see?
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
a pie chart of lovely nonsense vocal sounds (originally created regarding stereolab, iirc)
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
endlessly relevant
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
my friend's cat Kirby #decadence
photo of a white-ish cat sleeping on its back, with no decorum whatsoever, and its feet are up close to the camera and there are hella beans
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
happy 25th to one of the all-time sad-sack getting-drunk records, and that's fookin serious. bye
cover of the 2001 album 'the red thread' by arab strap
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
nothing has ever gone harder than this
the cover of PJ Harvey's 1993 album Rid of Me
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
pls enjoy my barely perceptible snow angel at the intersection of court street and 1st place in brooklyn
i briefly made shapes in snow!
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
a poor photo of snow accumulating in brooklyn
believe it or not . . . it's snowing in brooklyn
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
all the news that (shits itself for years on end)
a screenshot of nate silver, in 2022, claiming that eric adams would be a force in politics for years to come, atop an NYT guest essay from yesterday in which nate silver handicaps democratic candidates
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
lfg
The National Weather Service confirms that it is cold in NYC.

Temperature 6°F (-14°C)
Humidity 45%
Wind Speed NW 16 G 31 mph
Barometer 30.07 in (1017.7 mb)
Dewpoint -11°F (-24°C)
Visibility 10.00 mi
Wind Chill -12°F (-24°C)
Last update 7 Feb 11:51 pm EST
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
there should be a oscar category for eyebrows that colin farrell would win every single year
Colin Farrell FLAUNTING his eyebrows in the 'Banshees of Inisherin' (2022)
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
@nymetrowx.bsky.social pls slide this into your #dewpoint graph for next summer
it's 11°F with a wind chill of -5°F and a dew point of -12°F. chilly!
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
hope everyone is having a blessed
the logo for Pierogi Week 2026 presented by Cleveland Magazine (https://pierogiweekcleveland.com/)
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
thank you for this segue @us.theguardian.com
an image of the Guardian (US) website today showing four opinion pieces. the first three are about the collapse of american democracy and the postwar geopolitical order; the fourth is 'I've been thinking a lot about dog poo' by Adrian Chiles
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
a 2026 bingo card, not created by me, in which all the squares read IT FINALLY HAPPENS
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j̠͇̩̳̈͗̃ṩ̐́͛p̾̓́̎̚ @mookieproof.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Noah Dyck is working at espn dot com
An ESPN.com photo with the caption 'Follow live: 49ers gash Bears behind rushing attack to snatch lead'
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