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mooch jones

@mooch-monkey.bsky.social
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monkey in a banana plantation. has a bus pass and two library cards and knows how to use them! building a better world one dad joke at a time. ex glider pilot. photographer then programmer, now retired. #MS #MultipleSchlerosis #AAA #AbdominalAorticAneurysm

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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how I arrived on BlueSky
Mooch, the cuddly monkey, in a striped jumper sitting on a red Year of the Bus sculpture painted with books. This is outside the Croydon main library.
Behind the bus on the right is a Cenotaph. Behind Mooch is a pair of real red TfL buses.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sadly not doing the merry-go-round, but the eclipse watching is still on. This will be the second eclipse for my daughters (last was Germany 1999), and the first for my granddaughter. Mooch is prepared.
Mooch, the cuddly monkey, is protecting his eyes with solar eclipse glasses whilst looking at the sun.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mooch is prepared for the 2026 solar eclipse in two days. Please watch safe everyone and wear protection glasses. Mooch's humans all got to see the August 1999 total solar eclipse. We had a good clear view in Germany, when a slot opened in the clouds just at the right time. #eclipse
Mooch, the cuddly monkey, is protecting his eyes with solar eclipse glasses whilst looking at the sun.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A turtle beret ? Just like Vedel appears on Neuro-sama's head ? Does that make your daughter an AI ?
Image of the AI little girl Neuro-sama with the creator Vedal's turtle avatar on her head.
The text is 'scarily self-aware AI' and a pointer to the young girl.
The girl has red ribbons in her blonde hair, blue eyes and a heart hair-clip.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The best of them have little or no fantasy in them. They are good comments on the human condition & stupidity. Here is Big Brother Schweetheart, our orangutan with librarian tendencies, reading Terry Pratchett's "Where's My Cow" to his nephews and nieces! (For World Book Day 2008)
A large orangutan plush toy wearing glasses and being a librarian. He is reading a picture book to five small orangutans.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I always read a Terry Pratchett book every few months. Here is Big Brother Schweetheart, our orangutan with librarian tendencies, reading Terry Pratchett's "Where's My Cow" to his nephews and nieces! (For World Book Day 2008)
A large orangutan plush toy wearing glasses and being a librarian. He is reading a picture book to five small orangutans.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Mooch has been reading the The Murderbot Diaries and really enjoying them. He especially likes the denial of 'being human' by the SecUnit and its developing friendship with humans and bots. The photo is of Mooch cosplaying Murderbot with two of the books. Many thanks to the author @marthawells.com
Mooch, a toy monkey, dressed in a white space suit costume.
Beside him are two of the books from The Murderbot Diaries series.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It was nice and sunny the past few days, but it's going to be colder this weekend. During Easter Monday there were quite a few tourists in Brighton, on the South Coast of England. But in high summer it will be really full, especially during Fatboy Slim's On The Beach music festival.
Tourists walking along Brighton seafront. The white painted Brighton Palace Pier going out to sea in the background. Yellow topped fairground ride in the middle distance, on the shingle beach. Benches and seating for food and drink bars at the bottom right.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Cookie, does everyone have to dress up to bake ?
Four presenters of the Channel 4 Great British Bake Off dressed in fancy clothes and wigs
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Blimey, a whole day of sun and no rain. this is Walmer Castle in Kent.
In bright sun with a clear blue sky. A Tudor Castle wall with defensive embrasure positions.
Trees and shrubs in moat area.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The night before Imbolc and also the Snow Moon. Saturday's moon through thin cloud above traffic lights.
An almost full moon behind thin clouds peeking between bare trees.
A road junction with traffic lights.
Saturday 31-Jan-2026 - the night before Imbolc and the Snow full moon.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The Odeon in North Watford that was near my Gran's house. Closed when I was 7 and became a Waitrose. Now blocks of flats. I know I went more than once but can't remember what films. (Picture: Watford Museum)
Odeon Cinema in North Watford. A typical mid 20th Century block of a building with 5 large windows over the canopy and the doors.
(Picture: Watford Museum)
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Police are investigating the murder of a Christmas tree in the High Street.
On a pavement (sidewalk) next to a road is painted a white outline that looks similar to a chalk outline of a body at a crime scene. The outline resembles a Christmas tree.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Which movie did you love as a kid and still love now? The Day The Earth Caught Fire (1961) I remember Fleet Street in the '60s and the news papers.
A red tinged view of burning London with the actors Leo McKern, Janet Munro, and Edward Judd. They are all bedraggled, sweating, and  looking to the sky with worry and hope.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The cliff that Ellie descended on her charity abseil at Peacehaven. Ellie is near the bottom and her husband and daughter are waiting for her.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Ellie has done her charity abseil and raised 360% of her target. A big gust of wind blew her sideways just as she'd got going and later a lump of chalk from the cliff fell on her helmet, but she completed the abseil!
Ellie in a blue jacket and red helmet hanging from a rope during an abseil down a white chalk cliff. The sea and coast road can be seen behind.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Another knitted/crochet postbox topper by the Beckenham Library Knit And Natter Group. This was on the box near the library in May 2025. It's a large roadworks cone in red and white with a caption card saying 'NEW TOPPER UNDER CONSTRUCTION'.
A knitted/crochet postbox topper of a large roadworks cone in red, white and red, with a black base, sitting on a white circular cover on the top of a postbox. This is on a box under a tree beside a road in Beckenham. The black and yellow caption card saying 'NEW TOPPER UNDER CONSTRUCTION'. Around the the white cover it says 'BECKENHAM LIBRARY KNIT AND NATTER GROUP'
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Another Post Box Topper in Beckenham. This is a nativity scene for Christmas in December 2024. The creator put a notice on it to ask people to stop sheep rustling - it was missing many sheep when I took the photo!
Post Box Topper in Beckenham with a knitted Christmas Nativity scene. On this side are the three wise men in brightly coloured clothes and hats. Around the base of the topper it says PEACE ON EARTH.Post Box Topper of a Nativity scene. On this side is a grey donkey with Mary and Joseph behind. One white sheep is left on this side after several others had been rustled! Around the base of the topper it says PEACE ON EARTH.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
A Post Box Topper for Valentines, February 2025. The two swans were on a post box in Beckenham High Street.
Two knitted and fluffy white swans with red-orange beaks together making a heart shape for Valentines day. Around the base of the post box topper are roses with hearts below them.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
A Post Box Topper for Halloween, October 2024. This spider and bats was on a post box in Beckenham High Street
A post box topper in a street. A knitted black spider with fangs and big eyes sits on a green top over a red Royal Mail post box. Hanging off the top are many black bats.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
This Post Box Topper is Stella the cat, with mice. She was on the box in Beckenham High Street in July 2024.
Stella, a knitted white cat licking her paw sitting on top of a red post box in a street. Around her are many mice.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The end of my road does not look as nice as some pictures from @lomelindi12.bsky.social where the road ends in the sea. But the fenced wood, with no access, is a tiny wild remnant of the Great North Wood that used to cover a large area from Croydon to Southwark.
A view towards the end of a road ending with a fence. Behind the fence is a wood of many large trees that are very old. Along the road to left and right are smaller bushes and trees. There are several cars parked outside houses near the end of the road.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Because of the hot weather, my optician is now selling sunglasses for ice-creams! The shop window caught the attention of a lot of shoppers. 🍦😎
An optician's shop window where the many panes have been painted with images of different ice-creams all wearing sunglasses.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The completed PC being shown off by the helpers. The righthand screen shows a version of Task Manager.
10 beanie apes & monkeys, on and around the PC, proudly showing the completed PC they helped build. It has two screens, a keyboad, mouse, and a graphics pad. The screens have various windows open, and has Task Manager running on the right screen.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
A load of apes trying to decide what software to load. Most of this software was from Microsoft with my MSDN subscription.
seven ape beanies surrounded by lots of software CDs in boxes
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Mooch starting to build the PC
Mooch beanie with a screwdriver sitting on a part-built PC, with motherboard mounted.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
whenever they ask for my name to write it on the cup in Starbucks I say "number 6" and I still have one of the cups. I was once served by a teenage nerd who was a Prisoner fan and we had a good laugh!
Mooch monkey beanie cuddly wearing a t-shirt, in a Starbucks holding a coffee cup with "number 6" written on it.
[from mooch.org.uk]
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
damn I had the same idea too, but mine was in Croydon so I've cut the nasty bits off the bottom of frame! (@16:43 today)
various high cloud types. white clouds against an afternoon blue sky. photo in Croydon, South London Friday 27-jun-2025 @16:43
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
On midsummer (22 June), when I visited a small pub, I found out what Father Christmas (Santa Claus) does on that day. He delivers beer kegs down the pub chimney!
A chimney and fireplace in a pub with a stack of two small metal kegs of beer within it. The kegs look like they’ve come down the chimney, as if delivered by Father Christmas (Santa Claus). The fireplace and chimney is bare bricks and the floor is bare wood planks.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The sky yesterday was very blue without any clouds #bluesky, and lots of cherry tree blossom!
Lots of pale pink blossom on a cherry tree against a pure blue sky without clouds.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
After a walk on a cold misty day I like to call into a local coffee shop to warm up, read a chapter from a book, listen to music, eat an almond croissant, drink a cappucino and find out from the TFL app when the bus home will be!
Having a break in a coffee shop with a drink in a reusable cup, a croissant. Plus a book, iPhone and headphones.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Even rental electric bicycles get hot-wired (boosted) and dumped in South London
dumped bicycle after being hot-wired - showing the wiring after the cover has been opened.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Even a good sunset can't make Croydon (South London) truly pretty.
Sunsetting behind the tower blocks of Croydon. The view from Crease Park in Beckenham. December 2024.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What's better than a library card? Two cards and a date stamped loan!
Two library cards on a date stamped library loan book.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Last month a shrub in a local park that I'd not noticed before, the Beautyberry, had a lot of fruit. The Callicarpa is not native to Europe.
Beautyberry blue fruit on the bush
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