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mooch jones

@mooch-monkey.bsky.social
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monkey in a banana plantation. has a bus pass and two library cards and knows how to use them! building a better world one dad joke at a time. ex glider pilot. photographer then programmer, now retired. #MS #MultipleSchlerosis #AAA #AbdominalAorticAneurysm

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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how I arrived on BlueSky
Mooch, the cuddly monkey, in a striped jumper sitting on a red Year of the Bus sculpture painted with books. This is outside the Croydon main library.
Behind the bus on the right is a Cenotaph. Behind Mooch is a pair of real red TfL buses.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bad #fatigue & #weakness yesterday, just as happened when I got Covid last year, but this time with a flu? Collapsed to the floor, but unlike last time when I needed an ambulance, this time I managed to swing my legs over the top of the stairs which allowed me to sit up. Then a pause to recover #MS
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is there anything worse than a Monday morning? Yes, a Monday morning with an urgent visit to the dentist ! 🦷😱
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My diet is going really well. I lost about 3 grams yesterday. I had two teeth extracted ! 🦷🦷🔧
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just got a photo of my young granddaughter striking a pose in her school uniform on her first day at school. Oh how fast they change from floppy newborn babies!
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
London has got it's weather back - pure cool drizzle. 🌧️ No more Mediterranean heat ! 🥵 My #MS is grateful. 😀
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just wondering why 'right wing' Reform and Conservatives are at Birmingham for their conferences, All the other major parties have gone for coastal locations.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gwendolyn looks forward to using a murderous storm reference soon in a caption contest (But Quentin is upset there is no 'Q') @girlsown.bsky.social #GirlsOwnCC www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...
bbc.co.uk
New storm names for 2026-2027 released by Met Office
Tuesday 1 September marks the start of the UK storm season and a new list of storm names have been released including Austen, Chloe and Evelyn.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She loved books too. AIUI, the UK branch of her Imagination Library has mailed over 7 million books to children in Britain. RIP Dolly 💔📕
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it was funny in a busy restuarant when the alert sounded on everyones phone it's not mine. it's yours. no it's yours. no the table behind us. it must be the waiter's. 😁😀🤭
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
my week so far ☀️🍺🌙🍺 today will be ☀️😎🛩️🛩️🍺🛩️🛩️🍺🛩️🛩️
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mooch is prepared for the 2026 solar eclipse in two days. Please watch safe everyone and wear protection glasses. Mooch's humans all got to see the August 1999 total solar eclipse. We had a good clear view in Germany, when a slot opened in the clouds just at the right time. #eclipse
Mooch, the cuddly monkey, is protecting his eyes with solar eclipse glasses whilst looking at the sun.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It appears I'm losing weight faster than my spine is shrinking. So my BMI is improving! 😅
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"McConnell says he has been discharged from rehab" In the UK that would mean he was being treated for drug or alcohol abuse, but is still under observation. 🤣😜
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Did I miss something or did BBC news stop reporting before the Manchester result was done in favour of hearing about Trump?
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My granddaughter is growing up ! She just graduated (from nursery) and got her driving licence (from Legoland) We also got a new photo of her which made her look like an 18 year old !
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sadly, RIP Bill Oddie Met him once at a school fete. I don't know whether the kids or the parents loved him more.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The radical net zero policies have taken a long time to get nowhere, and I'm getting as mad and as hot as hell. 🔥💢 I saw the light in 1976, when I needed to do some experiments that were temperature sensitive and was at work at 0400 in the morning! 1/
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
wanted to go to library then remembered closed thurs. so went to big town library - closed for rebuild. so bought 2 tshirts and had a beer. glad #MS not objecting to heat today, cos round trip is 7 non a/c busses!
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The wife has, concurrently, football on the TV, tennis on her Mac, and cricket on her iPad. 🏏🎾⚽ I shall go and read a book and listen to music ! 📖🎧
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Maybr the best chat about the heat I saw today went something like: UK/Europe: it's getting hot, we have to reduce this global warming NOW. US response: just buy some AC (and burn more fossil fuels).
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A hot hi on #MSFriday from South London. It's currently 30.3C in my workroom @ 2000. I've just gone out to give the garden birds food & water and they seem happy! The breeze has picked up. 1/
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
the flooded tram line gave Croydon a reflecting pool this morning ! insidecroydon.com/2026/06/23/b...
insidecroydon.com
Brigade answers 400 calls as thunderstorm hits south London
Croydon’s tram network was closed between Addiscombe and Beckenham Junction for several hours this morning, as flooding blocked the lines following severe and intense thunderstorms just after…
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm confused. Does the Starmer UK social media ban for under 16s mean that adults will have to prove their age? Is it going to be the same method as the porn site access ?
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Things to do this weekend: 0. enjoy the warmth before my #MS kicks off in the heat to come. 1. I stopped feeding the birds three days ago so I can put weekiller on the lawn Saturday without birds grubbing for feeder droppings (bad infestation of virginia creeper). 2. buy a new fan.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I cracked my bus pass, probably by sitting on it ! Nice split across it that definitely broke the internal aerial wire, so it would not talk to the bus / tram / train readers. A replacement cost £15, but worth while as I use it two or three times every day for free travel in London. ✂️🎫😵🚍🚊🚄
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Just so you know that I am deliberately MIA on one topic from 11th to 19th. The words have been muted for several months ! includes 🦶🏈 Instead I'm just going to enjoy the kids, cats, food, wine, sunshine, rain, trees and silly politics...
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm trying to give mass back to the universe, but it's hard ! 10kg given and 2 have returned. I guess they did not like it out in the wild. ⚖️🔄
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'll be off to the polling station soon. I'm not saying who I will vote for, but it will not be Labour or Conservative who have been playing 'pass the hot potato' here for many years. They have just made things worse at every change. Also never Reform in any shape, form, or name.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Daughter #1 has passed her driving test today, and on the first attempt ! 😀 Now we've just got to persuade her to come with the granddaughter and take the grandparents on trips out. 😜 Her new car had a flat tyre this week, so she's already been initiated into the 'joys' of motoring. 🛞
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A young woman on the train to Victoria station in London this morning had, but not wearing, a large diameter Victorian crinoline. At least it was squashed a bit flat but still extended into the aisle from a double seat ! Was it our very own editrix ? @girlsown.bsky.social #GirlsOwnCC
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Mooch has been reading the The Murderbot Diaries and really enjoying them. He especially likes the denial of 'being human' by the SecUnit and its developing friendship with humans and bots. The photo is of Mooch cosplaying Murderbot with two of the books. Many thanks to the author @marthawells.com
Mooch, a toy monkey, dressed in a white space suit costume.
Beside him are two of the books from The Murderbot Diaries series.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It was nice and sunny the past few days, but it's going to be colder this weekend. During Easter Monday there were quite a few tourists in Brighton, on the South Coast of England. But in high summer it will be really full, especially during Fatboy Slim's On The Beach music festival.
Tourists walking along Brighton seafront. The white painted Brighton Palace Pier going out to sea in the background. Yellow topped fairground ride in the middle distance, on the shingle beach. Benches and seating for food and drink bars at the bottom right.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The way I want to read it "A whole civilization will die tonight" = MAGA "we have Complete and Total Regime Change" = President, Congress, and Senate are removed "47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end" = 47th President of extortion... 😱
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
So the BBC has sacked presenter Scott Mills after allegations over a 'historic relationship'. His mother has #MS and he is an Ambassador for the MS Society in the UK. Also #lgbtq
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
#MetricBandsOrSongs Sing A Song of 2.5 new pence
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It sounded to me like Trump just said 95% of the oil went to Japan and 90% went to China. I think he really said 'of their oil' comes from... I must use some olive oil to clear my ears. 😜
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
My wife just sneezed, and I sneezed 5 seconds later. Can sneezing be infectious ? 🤧
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
What's the longest word that has multiple occurrences of a single vowel in the English language ? The best I can do is: taramasalata. Just curious! 😃
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Blimey, a whole day of sun and no rain. this is Walmer Castle in Kent.
In bright sun with a clear blue sky. A Tudor Castle wall with defensive embrasure positions.
Trees and shrubs in moat area.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The NASA Space Operations Update (Feb. 19, 2026) regarding Boeing Starliner failures. This video has the statement from Jared Isaacman (NASA Administrator) and the Q&A session. Watch it and squirm with worry. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gene...
youtube.com
Space Operations Update (Feb. 19, 2026)
YouTube video by NASA
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is getting a bit over the top in news & comments, so I've muted the Prince A name for 24 hours. 😜😆
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The night before Imbolc and also the Snow Moon. Saturday's moon through thin cloud above traffic lights.
An almost full moon behind thin clouds peeking between bare trees.
A road junction with traffic lights.
Saturday 31-Jan-2026 - the night before Imbolc and the Snow full moon.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A school friend of my daughter was killed in Afghanistan. So F* off Trump with your stupid pronouncements that non-US soldiers did not fight ! RIP Danny.
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I've just torn & bloodied another nail (4th time) trying to open a Head and Shoulders shampoo bottle. The type with a flip lid, not pump type. How are you supposed to open them? Especially if you have hand control problems. Any suggestions for a shampoo+conditioner in a screw top bottle please. #MS
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
ISTM that Trump wants Cuba for its nickel deposits. So he can make lots of coins with his face on them ! ⛏️🪙💰
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
In the USA production of coal and salt increases as they prepare to remove Greenland's ice sheet to get to the minerals. 🇬🇱🧊🧂⛏️ 😜😼
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So, we've had a 'Special Military Operation' by Putin / Russia into Ukraine. Now, we've got a 'Special Military Operation' by Trump / USA into Venezuala. Shall we go for a third: 'Special Military Operation' by Xi / China into Taiwan. ❗💣💥
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Did the King keep the receipt for the Bayeaux Tapestry ? 👑💰🪡
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mooch jones @mooch-monkey.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I hope Trump gets to watch the sinking of the first 'battleship'. He would like to emulate King Henry VIII who watched the sinking of the Mary Rose. She sank due to instability after heavy modifications Gold gun barrels are my suggestion. 🛶⚓🌊⏬
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