Reposted by Dave Montegari Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Here’s the thing: I do not give a flying fuck at a rolling donut what a DHS social media troll is tweeting about the USMNT and I don’t know why anybody does! 1131 13
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 25/04/2026So he’s a former DA that’s not practicing law anymore, right? Right? 000 0
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Wait until a this one beer is making me sleepy good lord why is it 11pm phase. Only works if bedtimes go smoothly for your wife but it’s a true delight. 000 0
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 12/02/2026It should be Slipnutz member Andy Blitz, but it’s more likely Willie Geist. 010 1
Reposted by Dave Montegari Billy @billygomila.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Gosling and Russell Crowe 162 6
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 05/02/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is giving a speech at a podium in front of two microphonesAlt: And of course, frozen concentrated orange juice 000 0
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Brent wasn’t wrong youtube.com/shorts/gialR...youtube.comBrent Musburger discovers Jenn Sterger at Florida State game…😂YouTube video by Flea Flicker Football 010 1
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 12/07/2025nooooooooo how did I miss this. Does signing up now put me on the waitlist? 000 0
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Does this mean one night only Goodfellas is happening 000 0
Reposted by Dave Montegari Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/05/2025If I were God I would install an ominous bell that tolled in everyone’s head the moment they crossed the 50% hot dog barrier, to see how long it would take the human race to understand the bell and how they would react once solved 111346 134
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Have we become too obnoxious since the soccer natty? 000 0
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 18/02/2025My dad calls em belly busters and it is the first food I remember knowing that it’s only something you eat when you know you’ll be going straight home after. 000 0
Reposted by Dave Montegari Georgia is a Verb @georgiaisaverb.bsky.social · 30/12/2024You: “Oh, that’s neat; how’d you catch him?” The squirrel: “Beer on a string on Lower Broadway.” 0401 40
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 30/12/2024There was a minute there when I thought I was going to ditch my 6yo to go introduce myself to @edsbs.bsky.social 050 5
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Is this a situation where you’re not truly out of the woods until tomorrow morning? 120 2
Reposted by Dave Montegari Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 17/12/2024The Vermont Catamounts score a golden goal in OT to win their first NCAA Men's College Cup Championship over Marshall in the most unreal sequence 13536205 536
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 12/07/2024My 6yo daughter doesn’t like piazza these days, so she houses garlic knots on pizza night. The GB princess who was promised. 010 1
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 03/02/2024Glad that we have baseball reference so we can confirm our memory of “yup, he really was that bad” in our fandom. 000 0
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 03/02/2024How many minutes does Rick Peterson need with him? 210 2
Dave Montegari @montega.bsky.social · 07/11/2023Sorry to admit, goofy mall rules. It’ll be even better someplace that has mass transit. 010 1
