montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hi, I am you from three days after the concert you are at. I ended up just throwing that confetti away. 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean...I wasn't thinking about trying to eat this thing...until now... 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Atlantic: Did Millennials Kill Farting? 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026God damned I dunno Mr. Belding seemed like an ok dude 010
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What is it going to be today, Milwaukee? A windmill you have to navigate to get to third? Does the batter have to hit the ball into a funnel and see which hole in the OF it comes out of? 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So fun playing baseball in a mini golf course where you have to hit HRs around the ceiling. 110
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Long-time quibble: the whole thing could have been avoided of those original scientists said those monkeys were infected with rabies or cholera as opposed to "rage" 010
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Alternate Monte strikes again, causing me to wonder if I developed strong opinions on sandwiches a week or two ago. 001
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not a single band with a period at the end or all the vowels removed from their name? Is this some kind of Oldies VMA? 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh cool this group has a seventh person with no interest in the movie who will be checking their phone every 90 seconds. Can't forget Geoff! 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I am laying on the floor of the bathroom just reading this. 010
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Which one would you call the Tailor, which is the Soldier, and which is the Spy? 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just happened to pick up the novel last week. Never saw a version and never read any Le Carre. 230
Reposted by @montebomber.bsky.socialStephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026mmygod 1207996646
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"GOP argues with a pretend version of Obama" was one of the the most on-the-nose comments I remember about the evening. 110
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Anyone beginning to regard the little AI logo with the same revulsion they used to reserve for pretty much only the swastika? 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Yeah, they are also made using a tendon from your foot. 100
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Need to hang out with more people who sell mattresses. These guys will celebrate anything. 001
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Did the analytics age ruin fantasy football? I am picking from 14 QB who could reasonably make a run at 40 TD and 5000 yards while also dealing witg 4 full-time RB in the NFL and 85 3rd down/short yardage RB. 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Can RB-shaped people just play elsewhere though? You're not wrong but not like Jonathan Taylor can play WR or linebacker or DE. 200
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The Spanos family fucked off to LA with the Chargers because not a one of those Fail Children will ever know relevancy again being the uninvited fifth most popular football team in LA. 010
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The Chargers did this with Ryan Leaf once. 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I am worried this might de-rail all this positive progress. 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My doctor friend says 100% diaper or 071
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I went to the Sheneheh Gallery first and I am noticing some weird similarities 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I moved out to Cincy from San Diego. I missed football and I love the vibe in the city on game days but I didn't quit the Spanos Fail Squad just to sign up for the Brown Family. 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 05/08/2026With no millionaires who would stop new housing from being built!?!? 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 02/08/2026But it has worked so well for the Democrats. 010
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Oh my god none of those I just did a web search please don't spend money on these 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It is worth freeze framing Tia's (Tamara's?) search results for Hugh Mann. 010
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I'm like Houdini the way I can unlock offers 000
Reposted by @montebomber.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026Man Who Bought 'Odyssey’ Ticket Year Ahead Correctly Assumed He Wouldn’t Have Anything Going On 121492120
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I won't say it was THE highlight of my first vote in Cincinnati, but being part of JD Vance's brother losing the mayoral race by 60 points makes me warm inside. The 93 degrees and humidity make me warm on the outside. 010
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My ancestor is William Wallace I guess and for sure most people could probably just shove me to the ground. Sometimes while walking unimpeded I just fall over. 160
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To honor Sen. Graham my boner is only at half-mast. ... that's not true 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 12/07/2026static.klipy.comYuuri's Hesitant Clapping on Yuuri ChanneruALT: Yuuri's Hesitant Clapping on Yuuri Channeru 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Wake me up when Rob Manfred is ready to sell me a Jeep. 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Trying to imagine another group of cucks whose opinion could be swayed because the Commissioner of a sport they like endorsed something. 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The NYT will write the most about the three that suck 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It is pretty much what the shit-eating grin was invented for 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Trump gonna live forever because neither God nor Satan want that mess. 000
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Also my life is just a series of fuzzy moments between instances of hearing the name "Miller" and me reflectively going "MILLAH!" 020
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 02/07/2026As a socially functional Whovian, there is no need to re-visit the "old" Doctor Who beyond the academic. You are correct assuming the Tenant years were both awesome and the peak of the show. *Matt Smith was great as well; subsequent Doctor seasons were less consistent for a variety of reasons 120
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 02/07/2026[sobbing] So this is what it feels like when doves cry! 110
montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Did anyone in LA ever start caring about the Chargers or am I good to keep making fun of them without having to check? 120
