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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hi, I am you from three days after the concert you are at. I ended up just throwing that confetti away.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I mean...I wasn't thinking about trying to eat this thing...until now...

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What is it going to be today, Milwaukee? A windmill you have to navigate to get to third? Does the batter have to hit the ball into a funnel and see which hole in the OF it comes out of?

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Anyone beginning to regard the little AI logo with the same revulsion they used to reserve for pretty much only the swastika?

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Need to hang out with more people who sell mattresses. These guys will celebrate anything.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I went to the Sheneheh Gallery first and I am noticing some weird similarities

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Oh my god none of those I just did a web search please don't spend money on these

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I'm like Houdini the way I can unlock offers

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/07/2026

Man Who Bought 'Odyssey’ Ticket Year Ahead Correctly Assumed He Wouldn’t Have Anything Going On

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

To honor Sen. Graham my boner is only at half-mast. ... that's not true

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Trump gonna live forever because neither God nor Satan want that mess.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I wouldn't know how to explain to 10 y/o me in 1993 that Ninja Rap being played at the National Mall would actually be a low point.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

holy shit only a dollar to swallow one of that guy's pills sign me up

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/06/2026

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine theonion.com/rock-apparently-factor…

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ACLU @aclu.org · 07/06/2026

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

How many times do I have to say it the name is meant to HONOR them.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Am I a Bottom or am I just really tired these days?

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

How do Americans feel about the war? We asked ten big city homosexuals to share their thoughts.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/05/2026

Aaron Petrov, 75, died suddenly Saturday at a very confusing murder mystery party.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I think knowing beforehand how many people needed seats ringside at a wrestling match would have fixed a lot of problems with the sport.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I am beginning to wonder if jazz is the best genre and I felt the disgusted look from 23-year-old me

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026

‘7 Days,’ Hisses Little Girl On Phone Call Welcoming Draft Pick To Jets

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

@davidjroth.bsky.social 1) Good for KC; Kauffman is the middle of No Where; straight up I was on a dirt road and thought I was lost in the woods until the last turn 2) Was that Bills-centric movie a low-key slap in the face about how little the Hallmark guy was threatened by them?

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Royals, Hallmark Cards unveil plan to bring Major League Baseball downtown

KANSAS CITY -- The Royals’ new stadium saga has taken twists and turns, jumped state lines, suffered failures and gained momentum again. But in the end, the prospect of downtown baseball prevailed. Th...

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I understand I am a background character in a parable that Trump is the center or villain of. I just don't know what to do with it.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Happy Opening Day from Cincinnati! Also Big Gulps' favorite day of the year.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Not going to lie, I have more questions than when I started reading this.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

On the one hand, I don't know how you can live near Phoenix without a car; on the other, not sure anyone from the state of Arizona has ever earned a driver's license.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Whoever came up with the idea to tell me how long every field goal WOULD have been good from? Make that person the president of television.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

My dog wouldn't shit in this weather, if you want to know how Midwest colloquialisms originate.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Announcer, ever: This kicker came on mid-season... Me: ...like Ray Finkle. Not good.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

That is $126M/year after the luxury tax. Mostly just happy for how good this is for baseball.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I felt a great disturbance in the Living Room, as if a million dads suddenly said to each other "That's four great games" at once and were suddenly nodding.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The ninth time I saw Davante Adams' concussion is when I got dizzy, if anyone was wondering.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Liking America and rooting for us to turn it around and I now I feel an unwanted kinship with Colorado Rockies fans.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Sir, I think you need someone to re-run those numbers on the ways this can go wrong.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

@itschristmastown.bsky.social Ok, after opening what I thought was a countdown to Christmas I am not sure I know what I bought anymore but the Meijer in Cincinnati may be the half door to the Hallmark Universe.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

@itschristmastown.bsky.social I am told cities other than Cincinnati celebrate Christmas. Not sure why.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

It is a Hell of a thing to hear "we might be here all night" from the people in front of you from ice cream.

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montebomber.bsky.social @montebomber.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

@fangraphs.com Christian Yellich is an opposite field triple away from an opposite field cycle. Fourth inning. I don't know what else to do with this information.

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