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Myrtle

@monstermyrtle.bsky.social
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They/them. 🌈 Personal acct of @myrtlesmonsters.bsky.social ♡ Gay for @manilamonster.bsky.social 🔞

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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Displaying prints and doing a small display for it cause im gonna be so exhausted. At least if its on the second day of cons I have a min to adjust to the event but now im gonna be eepy for the majority of con. Gonna be soloing a booth too. So if you see me just know im gonna be a shell of a person🤣
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Drowning in a literal mountain of con prep. Already went through 25lbs of stuffing and need at least 5-10 more lbs then hand sewing all weekend while also trying to restock some stickers, make stamp rally prizes and sublimate metal tags. So peeved night market is night one of con, gonna focus on
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hahaha no emojis?!? You MONSTER! 🤣
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh for sure. I answer the same way 100% of the time and I get looks like im the devil incarnate hahaha. I just think if youre gonna ask out of the blue expect a no and celebrate if you get a yes, most artists cant afford to trade!
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some nights I just sit and think about this guy. Truly probably now my favorite fish ever. I sat and watched him for no joke like 30 mins at a time multiple times during my animal kingdom visit. I just wanna go back and watch him do his fish zoomies.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ugh the amount of ppl who try to trade amazon stickers for my stickers at cons is astounding. I straight up have a no trades policy unless im trying to buy something from another artist and they go "oh I was gonna buy x from you anyway" like thats fine. But the soliciting is so rough these days..
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is too good hahahah.🤣
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hit 1500 yards (60 laps) during my swim today for the first time in at min a decade :) 150 of that was butterfly! So happy to have found a gym with a pool around here. I lose interest in "gym" so easily but swimming is such a love of mine. Helping with my asthma so much too :3
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always forget how good swimming laps feels until im like 200 yards in and no longer cold hahaha. I wish getting tattoos didnt get in the way of swimming but might stack some ink work back to back so im not out of the pool too long hahah I just want more art on my bodyyyy
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Back into the fray. Been staying up at night cutting out tails to prep for blfc and pawcon. Gonna try my best to take a couple days off between now and con but i sold out of so much and i love having a big wall of tails and i don't wanna lose out on the rad visual hahah
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hahaah with how big the box is I could probably swim in them 🤣🤣
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes you vegan too close to the sun and order 12lbs of soy curls. Now I need to figure out where to put them when they come in hahahahaha
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Already back to hella late nights of con prep. 18 days til blfc and having to restock like my entire tail inventory, asc wiped me tf out haha! Theres so much to do but gonna try my best to sneak in a few days off here and there.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do a similar vibe with frozen shelled edamame when Im havin an anxiety day. Rice vin, soy, chili oil and if im feelin up for it I get single serve microwave sticky rice from Costco. 90 seconds to heat up so you dont have a chance to overthink! The edamame mix also stays good in the fridge for days
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just hit 300 subs on yt and im like....get ready for a whole lot of nothing yall hahahah I post shorts when I remember I can just recycle tiktoks 🤣🤣 ive gotta get better at social media.... i just love living in the moment and documenting shit takes me out of it
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man the 18+ dance at con was mid but my outfit was killer. Lace up leggings, the bathing suit laces up the sides tooooo. Wish I would have taken a full pic haha might wear to blfc but I also have tons of other fun new outfitsss
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Busy feelin icky in my own skin relivin bad experiences because of one average looking white man with a polo and a receding hairline... literally have just slept the last two days away. Gonna try and do some work tonight to get back to me.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank youu. Yeah Ill be ok, just overwhelmed but I've got this:)
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Con prep turned into a dumpster fire so I cut my and my partners hair instead. Feelin a bit better :) I always have a large stock, im just upset i couldn't restock absolutely everything. Ill survive.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Im excited to take a night away from con this weekend tho and see an improv show with some of my favorite comedians (and favorite dragon master haha). As much as I wanna hang with all my friends after den this was just too good of an opportunity to pass up!
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Screen Printed like 40-60 shirts tonight (too lazy to count hahahahaha), finished two premades now getting a little work on tails done before going to bed. Killin it but theres still soooo much to do. Gotta remind myself anything I over prep or dont quite finish is just more for my next two cons.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sometimes I make reasonable decisions. Other times I decide its a good idea to con crunch a tiger instead of just going forward with the wolf or puppy bases ive made 🤣 hard mode or nothing i guess!!!
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Put in some work on a new piece today and it still needs a lot (esp some moodier lighting) but starting to see where its goin and I like it. Can't wait to add the tearsss. Second pic is the sketch
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hahaahahaha just snagged tickets to see some of our fave improvisers the fri night of asc haha. I am never in socal when these things happen so just have to seize the dayyyy
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Screaming into the void because I went to cut out fur for my gryphon premade and the fur was hella heat damaged straight from the boxxxxxxxx. Might be a sign to go tl bed soon hahah.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh 1000% she KNOWS the steps of me approaching a con and is super upset I got home from megaplex and started asc prep hahahaha
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lyida is protesting me working today. Just trying to trim seams and pin tails. This cat HATES being picked up, sitting on laps, being a cat etc and has been sitting on my lap purring for 45 mins. She knows what shes doing and def doesnt want me to leave again hahsh
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thats sooo reallllll. Im also an over communicator so that makes it so fun and very chill hahahaah. But mistakes are inevitable in any new experience and you gotta give yourself grace and treat it as a learning experience!
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hahah when you figure it out lemme knowww 🤣🤣
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Quality so im happy. Gonna stick all the current stock into grab bags so im not stuck with different stocks in different materials. Gonna keep making my y2ks though cause im tooooo particular with the overlay/vinyl used. But that takes a HUGE thing off my plate. Shirts are def next.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ive taken a big step towards sanity and am getting my stickers made by someone else 🤣 ordered most of my sfw ones before megaplex and just put in another like 400$ order to get the rest and most of my NSFW designs. Gonna make the big switch at asc! The stickers are a bit smaller but matte and nicer
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Also autocorrect added an s and made me look dumb hahah
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is why marrying your best friend is a good idea. @manilamonster.bsky.social let's me Casually quote will Ferrell and just always goes with it. (I just landed in San Diego hahahah)
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I cannot wait to get out of Florida its so sticky hereeeeee. Also I cannot handle processing icon deaths alone and I just want a hug.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rope dropped safari at animal kingdom and sitting by a Disney live streamer ickkkkkkkkk
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Disney adulting too close to the sun sitting on the insanely hot ground in full sun in fl cause you wanna see the parade and wave to all the performers hahaha
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
HAHAHAHH HE HAD THE NERVE TO HONK AT MEEEE AS SOON AS HE DROVE UP. Men....
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When you get a priority lift to make it to park opening but they are on their own schedule and started driving away from where you're at 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 glad ive already got lighting lane setup with 3 of my fave rides and none are at open hahaha
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today would be the day I get into a ride share and there's a Bible on the seat. Glad i put on a sweatshirt knowing ppl be weird
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fell asleep at like 10 pm and my body woke me up at 330 and I havent been able to go back to sleep...oh man todays gonna be a day in dealers hahah gotta be sure to actually get coffee today!
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
First flight- didnt need a seatbelt extender and the tray table didnt touch my tum for the first time in my adult life. Next flight someone's sitging right next to me but im feeling a bit more confident there wont be huge issues :)
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Its toooo earlyyyyy.... sp lucky to have a partner that will wake up insanely early to drive me to the airport on a school day♡
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bein kicked off for bein too fat cause my brain is straight up mean and I fear ppl and their opinions of me. Trying to collect myself a little but it sucks cause its really just all unknown until im on the plane.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tomorrow is my first time flying in a few years and im a mess stressing about the fact ppl booked the seat next to me and if im gonna get booted for being too big. I utilized the complimentary second seat last time I flew (80lbs heavier) and i think im stuck mentally about it and im in panic about
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I feel bad for the tsa agent who has to open my bag to find just half of it filled with 48 worms hahahahahah
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Packing is starting to hit a critical mass where im like...hmmm...i think one pair of shoes will suffice and I'll def be buying some shirts there...hahaha. Just trying to bring as much merch as I can and it's hard. I wanna dress cute but boots and cute clothes are big hahah.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
💯💯💯💯💯
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ive never had to ship stuff to a con and Im already panicked 🫠🫠🫠 I should be fine timeline wise (shipping out tomorrow) but theres just so many random factors that spike my anxiety. But at least this means ill have enough merch at con since it took me til yesterday to realize theres 10k attendees 🙃😅
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A week before leaving for a con is not the time to look up attendance numbers and realize you were sooooo off and now feel under prepared. Welp gonna be a fun experiment going to my largest con ever feeling under packed! Guess I def need to get shit together to ship this week!
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