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Myrtle

@monstermyrtle.bsky.social
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They/them. 🌈 Personal acct of @myrtlesmonsters.bsky.social ♡ Gay for @manilamonster.bsky.social 🔞

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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 6h
Hit 1500 yards (60 laps) during my swim today for the first time in at min a decade :) 150 of that was butterfly! So happy to have found a gym with a pool around here. I lose interest in "gym" so easily but swimming is such a love of mine. Helping with my asthma so much too :3
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always forget how good swimming laps feels until im like 200 yards in and no longer cold hahaha. I wish getting tattoos didnt get in the way of swimming but might stack some ink work back to back so im not out of the pool too long hahah I just want more art on my bodyyyy
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Back into the fray. Been staying up at night cutting out tails to prep for blfc and pawcon. Gonna try my best to take a couple days off between now and con but i sold out of so much and i love having a big wall of tails and i don't wanna lose out on the rad visual hahah
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes you vegan too close to the sun and order 12lbs of soy curls. Now I need to figure out where to put them when they come in hahahahaha
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Already back to hella late nights of con prep. 18 days til blfc and having to restock like my entire tail inventory, asc wiped me tf out haha! Theres so much to do but gonna try my best to sneak in a few days off here and there.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just hit 300 subs on yt and im like....get ready for a whole lot of nothing yall hahahah I post shorts when I remember I can just recycle tiktoks 🤣🤣 ive gotta get better at social media.... i just love living in the moment and documenting shit takes me out of it
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man the 18+ dance at con was mid but my outfit was killer. Lace up leggings, the bathing suit laces up the sides tooooo. Wish I would have taken a full pic haha might wear to blfc but I also have tons of other fun new outfitsss
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Busy feelin icky in my own skin relivin bad experiences because of one average looking white man with a polo and a receding hairline... literally have just slept the last two days away. Gonna try and do some work tonight to get back to me.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Con prep turned into a dumpster fire so I cut my and my partners hair instead. Feelin a bit better :) I always have a large stock, im just upset i couldn't restock absolutely everything. Ill survive.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Screen Printed like 40-60 shirts tonight (too lazy to count hahahahaha), finished two premades now getting a little work on tails done before going to bed. Killin it but theres still soooo much to do. Gotta remind myself anything I over prep or dont quite finish is just more for my next two cons.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sometimes I make reasonable decisions. Other times I decide its a good idea to con crunch a tiger instead of just going forward with the wolf or puppy bases ive made 🤣 hard mode or nothing i guess!!!
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Put in some work on a new piece today and it still needs a lot (esp some moodier lighting) but starting to see where its goin and I like it. Can't wait to add the tearsss. Second pic is the sketch
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hahaahahaha just snagged tickets to see some of our fave improvisers the fri night of asc haha. I am never in socal when these things happen so just have to seize the dayyyy
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Screaming into the void because I went to cut out fur for my gryphon premade and the fur was hella heat damaged straight from the boxxxxxxxx. Might be a sign to go tl bed soon hahah.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lyida is protesting me working today. Just trying to trim seams and pin tails. This cat HATES being picked up, sitting on laps, being a cat etc and has been sitting on my lap purring for 45 mins. She knows what shes doing and def doesnt want me to leave again hahsh
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ive taken a big step towards sanity and am getting my stickers made by someone else 🤣 ordered most of my sfw ones before megaplex and just put in another like 400$ order to get the rest and most of my NSFW designs. Gonna make the big switch at asc! The stickers are a bit smaller but matte and nicer
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is why marrying your best friend is a good idea. @manilamonster.bsky.social let's me Casually quote will Ferrell and just always goes with it. (I just landed in San Diego hahahah)
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I cannot wait to get out of Florida its so sticky hereeeeee. Also I cannot handle processing icon deaths alone and I just want a hug.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rope dropped safari at animal kingdom and sitting by a Disney live streamer ickkkkkkkkk
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Disney adulting too close to the sun sitting on the insanely hot ground in full sun in fl cause you wanna see the parade and wave to all the performers hahaha
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When you get a priority lift to make it to park opening but they are on their own schedule and started driving away from where you're at 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 glad ive already got lighting lane setup with 3 of my fave rides and none are at open hahaha
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today would be the day I get into a ride share and there's a Bible on the seat. Glad i put on a sweatshirt knowing ppl be weird
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fell asleep at like 10 pm and my body woke me up at 330 and I havent been able to go back to sleep...oh man todays gonna be a day in dealers hahah gotta be sure to actually get coffee today!
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Its toooo earlyyyyy.... sp lucky to have a partner that will wake up insanely early to drive me to the airport on a school day♡
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tomorrow is my first time flying in a few years and im a mess stressing about the fact ppl booked the seat next to me and if im gonna get booted for being too big. I utilized the complimentary second seat last time I flew (80lbs heavier) and i think im stuck mentally about it and im in panic about
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I feel bad for the tsa agent who has to open my bag to find just half of it filled with 48 worms hahahahahah
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Packing is starting to hit a critical mass where im like...hmmm...i think one pair of shoes will suffice and I'll def be buying some shirts there...hahaha. Just trying to bring as much merch as I can and it's hard. I wanna dress cute but boots and cute clothes are big hahah.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ive never had to ship stuff to a con and Im already panicked 🫠🫠🫠 I should be fine timeline wise (shipping out tomorrow) but theres just so many random factors that spike my anxiety. But at least this means ill have enough merch at con since it took me til yesterday to realize theres 10k attendees 🙃😅
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A week before leaving for a con is not the time to look up attendance numbers and realize you were sooooo off and now feel under prepared. Welp gonna be a fun experiment going to my largest con ever feeling under packed! Guess I def need to get shit together to ship this week!
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Myrtle's Monsters 🔜BLFC @myrtlesmonsters.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Two years alcohol free today!! Best choice ive ever made, its made cons more fun (and 100% hangover free🤣)!! Excited to continue this path and maybe someday in the future ill run a mocktail party at a con, who knows!!!♡
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Maw fit is secretly a swimsuit top cause its hotttttt hahaha
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@manilamonster.bsky.social got me wooden roses for our anniversary and they are perf ♡ I also got us sparkling tea (which was delicious!) Because our toast was done with pink champagne and I think this is a perfect na version :3 also drinking anything out of actual crystal glasses feels Hella fancy♡
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
♡ @manilamonster.bsky.social
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Vegan sushi to kick off anniversary adventure! Its sooo goood I wanna eat those inari pockets everyday of my life. 10 years married with @manilamonster.bsky.social this week so a little vegas trip after con was needed. Going to see awakening tonight and I cannot waittt.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Had to try the most utah soda!
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hair ready for con. Doing last min cleaning and packing before leaving hella early tomorrow. Soooo tired but the finish line is closing in!
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
37 pairs of ears doneeeee. I just realized I havent made my obligatory how to find me in the den map post yet 🤣🤣🫠 maybe tomorrow... just trying to make sure my tables are stocked with rad shit! I always forget social media is part of the job now and im terrible at it.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🫠🫠🫠🫠 ughhhh have to restart embroidery on the hand paws cause I was tryin something fun and used a thin foam interface and the machine DID NOT wanna and kept shifting. Gonna go classic just mochi minky(nothing ironed on), which is what I have on my hand paws because I wanted more dexterity so its
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Finished screen printing 105 shirts today, heat setting tomorrow after they dry. Now staying up to work on hand paws for my premade fox and stick 35 pairs of ears on their headbands. I might be over prepping for awu but its gonna help in the long con gauntlet ive got goin.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Snuck in a cute project during ear prep for con! The large blue ears reminded me of my partners sona so I decided to airbrush em up and add some earrings for them to wear at con ♡ used pearl accents to match a string of pearls they wear a lot :) left a note with em for them to find when they wake up
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Drowning in con prep but laying good ground work for prep for the fall. This is gonna be the busiest con season Ive ever had and im terrified and excited. I know im good at con crunching and will be able to restock stuff between each con but im gonna have to be SOOOO strategic about items that take
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Cause I ~needed~ another project before con hahahahah. Gonna actually do the thing and debut my mini monsters at a con. These are a project ive been working on and off on for like a decade. The faces used to be hand stitched with silly button eyes and now with embroidery I can do them the way
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
0-0 I got a booth at blfc omggg. Im going to a con like every 2-3 weeks from now til nov. I fear I am girl bossing too close to the sun but I feel so validated in the sheer amount of work ive put into my buisness and myself in the last couple years. I might need to start getting ANYTHING I make
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Tryin not to go too hard with swim workouts to get back into the groove but today I did a 100 without stopping, flip turns included, and a nonstop 25 of butterfly at the end of the hour. So exhausted but so excited to be building up my lungs again cause my breath control is bad haha(fuck asthma)
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Truly the dream hood omg its so perfffff. One dayyyyy! ♡
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting excited for awu but also mostly excited to have a mini vacation after in Vegas to celebrate 10 years of marriage. Trying to get all my ducks in a row and get show tickets and stuff and its just makin me more excited! Crazy its been this long!! also gonna be gay and plan another mini
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hit a flip turn for the first time in a decade today on the first try. Im so stoaked to be back in the water. Gyms are fun if all you're doing is playing mermaids the whole time.
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sitting here ripping a Hawthorne heights cd from hs cause I dont know own mp3s to upload to my waterproof head phones cause Bluetooth doesn't work under water hahahah. Guess Im gonna start buying cds again! Next up is boy George and the culture club and birdmonster/the atom age (local bands from hs)
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Workin on lining for 4 partials rn and in a groove! I have a lane reservation tomorrow for lap swim and im soooo glad we're goin after noon hahha. So excited to be able to swim again but im so sore and my night owl work is buttin heads with my want to swim earlier in the day haha
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Myrtle @monstermyrtle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Its truly the best feeling to open up socials and see that ppl are wearing your merch to ac 😭😭😭 i feel so cool hahah.
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