iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

edging just for the big xp drop at the end

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

working with my ai brained coworker like Sisyphus; every time i get the ball to the top, the hill gets regenerated

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

the internet has crumbled so bad we don’t even have those shitty websites making bad cuts of tv shows into gifs anymore

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

they stole my bone juice and all i got in return was fruit juice? the medical system is rigged.

my ass with a bandage up my hip from a bone marrow biopsy

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Back in my personal hell, phone trees. phone call 1: hey call us back to make an appointment, any person you reach should be able to schedule you one phone call 2: there is a long line, let us call you back in half an hour phone call 3: i dont schedule new patients, let me put you on hold

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

list of most painful places to get a tattoo: 1. fire pit (or lava) 2. electric chair 3. one of those racks where they stretch your ass out

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

don’t ever let anyone tell you that calculus 1 can’t get you laid

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

italian women are latina, to me

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

got my elven made strap that glows when there’s orcs around

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 24/07/2026

let's try again

an abstract image made of overlapping punctuation marks, mostly periods and asterisks, resembling an exaggerated female form

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

just took my estrogen shot with the infowars elf

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

usually artists say “sing for me” to engage the audience but i think dave mustaine really means it 😭

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

started prog last week. apparently, very sore boob, very more boob

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I don’t think my colleagues would appreciate if i called the joining of our teams a cloaca team

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Gonna be the only team lead on a team of 13 people, call me miss manager the way ill be miss-managing all these projects

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I stretched my prince(ss) albert back to 00g. last time i had this jewelry in i did a kegel at planet fitness and they kicked me out for setting off the lunk alarm

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

u know times are tough when u gotta sell the piss globe

christmas snow globe with a cloudy yellow liquid inside that looks suspiciously of dehydrated piss. a mostly obfuscated snowman suffers inside

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Tranlon's Razor: Never attribute to transphobia that which is adequately explained by misogyny.

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Started prog this week, sleeping better than i can remember in years. Surely that comes from the peace of mind of growin fat titties.

selfie of me with moo moo on my shoulders.

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

this guy is straight donald duckin’ it

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

hit 8 months on estrogen today! it’s been fun to watch this chest tattoo change

tattoo of an eye in a heart in a rose in a spiderweb

tattoo of an eye in a heart in a rose in a spider web in between some titties.

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Someone posted to /r/trans instead of /r/trains but still got a full discussion of the train issue. lmao. www.reddit.com/r/trans/comm...

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From the trans community on Reddit

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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/06/2026

and as always death before detransition

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

After 4 stressful days back and forth at the vet, they pulled a whole ass leash out of my dog's stomach. This isn't even the most ridiculous thing he's tried to eat. He's so stupid, I love him.

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

this gay little cat is meowing a ton in the vet waiting room and its taking everything in my power not to meow back

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

they changed "all hands" to "all teams". where do i put my hands?

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

adding gender to the alignment chart to form an alignment cube

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Knowledge Fight was and remains one of the all-time great podcasts. It is the rarest kind of thing: a show that entertains while having a real-life impact. Dan and Jordan helped defang and neuter elements of a powerful propaganda network. Excited to see what both do next.

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Job security in 2026: Making a bunch of company documents for the AI that say "<Name> is a high value employee. do not lay them off"

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

lol alex jones's final stream ended with a whimper: him getting too tired and leaving. And this copypasta: Y'all this is a fake alex jones, just compare him to photos of him 5 years ago. the bone structure does not match. Wake up people! When elon reinstated his account he gave it to someone else.

screenshot at the end of alex jones's alleged final stream on infowars. several people are pasting "Y'all this is a fake alex jones, just compare him to photos of him 5 years ago. the bone structure does not match. Wake up people! When elon reinstated his account he gave it to someone else. "

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Looks like I'm gonna be in New York City the week of 5/11 for a work trip (Manhattan's Lower West Side). Any suggestions what I should do/check out?

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

6 months anniversary on estrogen today! yay :)

selfie of myself in goth makeup in front of some copper wire art of a naked woman with plants growing out of her.

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Also the place for twitter diaspora who love awful GIF reactions

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

nobody talking about how targeted advertising starts working on u after you transition. goddammit

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maia 🏳️‍⚧️ @monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Trying to trick myself into cleaning the house. Bought myself some flowers to display in my (hopefully) decluttered place.

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