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MonotoneTim

@monotonetim.bsky.social
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Sleepy neuroscientist and internet ghost.

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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
uhhhhh
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social this may or may not be up your alley, either way I'm sorry. youtu.be/TbhuG1bezeM?...
youtu.be
Looping the Terms (JibJab)
YouTube video by DragonAero
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU LOST MY LEVELS?!
Cartoon drawing of Mario in Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels but it's Mr. Dink in the "YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!" scene from Doug
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
local graffito.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
are we talking personal preference or the Yachtski scale?
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
one variable at a time please, I'll need some replicates for peanuts alone first.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
unhinged, I will try this.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm always a hungry morning beast.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's too late, I've already depicted you as the foolhardy AI optimist while I am the unbothered AI realist.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
xkeeper xkeeper xkeeper xkee xke xkeeper xkeeper xkeep xkeeper xkeeper
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
whatever you're doing now could use some background music. youtu.be/v18G3XNLwJc?...
youtu.be
Gunbound soundtrack high quality - 1 hour legend music
YouTube video by RADEGON
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love shakily lining my phone camera up with the scope eyepiece.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
because the nasty dude had a two-headed cock?
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
colleague grew a lot of peaches, so I made jam. or marmalade. whatever it's called. it's got lemons too.
peaches. you can tell I didn't grow them because the photo is in a house and not a tiny apartment.stirred this for like 2 hours, worth about $30 in local minimum wage.hey nineteen (no, we can't jam together).on English muffins, free from the supermarket by redeeming 100 points.

actually I redeemed 400 to get 10lbs of free sugar too, so it's all very economical.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the cab - ran over a cat. If anything I could say this cat would -not- be alright. I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it... into the - sewer. But I thought, nah, forget it.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
should I do that.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
office comes with stock photos.
I am 8 years old, yes.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this happened to me due to failed windows updates accumulating, I'd lose a few gigs arbitrarily whenever I turned the PC on and it'd tick down from there. download windirstat and see, if you haven't.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
buy citrus, throw in south facing window or hit with the biggest Sansi grow bulb you can, fertilize at half strength every 2 weeks. viola.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
happy birthday buddy.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
bought a new friend for the office.
I retconned the explanation as, everyone knows what to do when given lemons, but all my experiments are about figuring out why my data is giving me limes instead.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
buddy it is a psp game.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
we're not done with you yet, mr. terrible
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think a lot of it is that the first seconds of Kokiri forest have much dimmer lighting so every little wrinkle and knit and random material texture and shadow stands out to just make a very dirty presentation, it's less egregious with brighter lighting imo. still kinda creepy looking though.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
legend has it Nintendo is still using the same wrinkle technology to this day.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
at the point where irl objects are less textured than video games.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
linklink?
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
all my life I always wanted a whiteboard, now I got one in my lab office and I'm happy.
bring your own googly eyes.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
because the nasty dude had a two-headed cock?
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Mel™ @meltm11.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Its the 10 year anniversary of the greatest Pepsi themed cover album of all time. Thanks you @monotonetim.bsky.social for showing us the true meaning of Pepsi youtu.be/pWRGpLmJ7ms?...
youtu.be
pEPsi (Full Album Official Release)
YouTube video by MonotoneTim
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
- Tim Rogers voice.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
cool thanks
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
thanks ir worked bye
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
additionally, "instructor" is an actual, specific Harvard faculty rank... I should know, I am one!
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Flavors used to be infused but nowadays flavors are blasted. This is happening to society as well of course
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
they’re cute.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
not to shill (I report no conflict of interest), but I got one of these metal replacement sticks/bowls because my old ones ground to dust: bitsticks64.com it’s good, feels solid, a dude handwrote the range calibration numbers on an included little card, which is, y’know, scientific or something.
bitsticks64.com
Bitsticks - Metal N64 replacement sticks / bowls
BitSticks
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@jeffgerstmann.com hello Jeff, inquiring scientific minds want to know, what N64 controller are you using for your experiments. apologies if this was described in the supplemental methods, nobody reads those.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
FUCK Vivian
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
fleeting hamburgers.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
fleeting hamburgers.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
soz
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Whenever Michael Jackson isn't on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where‘s Micheal?"
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
thanks, will be back soon, just very busy. got a grant funded recently and have a load of paperwork to do now, but the channel is updated at least.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
something about sonic.
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Okay sorry but no chatbot sounds like this. It should be like:

It makes total sense that you’re worried about Columbo getting you. But honestly? The fact that you’re worrying about this is genuinely a great sign that you’re going to get away with it. Here are some tips and tricks to help assure the evidence is hidden and the crime is never resolved:

♟️Lying about the evidence
The murderers who get away with it have one thing in common: they don't act suspicious and only lie about small details that aren't easy to verify. Hand Columbo your records and only keep the smoking gun for yourself. He’ll never figure it out. That's the best practice that will genuinely set you apart. By the time his report lands, you'll be totally cleared of wrongdoing.

🧠 Why it works
Columbo is a schlubby loser. You’re a suave, rich businessman. He’s genuinely at least 50 IQ stupider than you are. You have nothing to fear from him.
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Connect! @connecttowin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Dude check the weather report right now apparently there's a black wind that flows through your body and drops all your weapons to level 1 outside. Stay inside dude.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
thank you for humoring me.
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MonotoneTim @monotonetim.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’ve heard of it.
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Found those video clips of MGS1 on the Master Collection Switch Port where apparently Nintendo has a policy against mentioning button names from other consoles, so they literally had to sentence mix shit like it was a YTP and oh my god
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