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MothMan

@monmothman.bsky.social
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Mostly porn and uncomfortable jokes. Minors will be expunged.

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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What, never heard of a horse and kart before?
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - Fi Appears
ALT: Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - Fi Appears
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Muggle trying to sound "cool" and "hip" with wizard kids, without actually understanding the slang he's using. "What up, my mudbloods?!"
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yoshi you can't do this to me, the map update has me too over-stimulated and I spent more time staring at all the new shit than I did actually playing the game.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am a grown ass man. I drink my juice out of a mug like every adult.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not me, I'm a fucking miseraable excuse for one. Just absolutely dogshit.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doomed yuri but it's DOOM yuri and it's two imp girls about to kiss right before the marine shows up.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fact that they're going "boing" instead of whipcrack noises is a crime.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not even god himself could get me to play mahjong, Doman or otherwise.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Woop, nevermind I guess.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not until we find out who's baby it is.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me pulling up a chair and bringing up a 3 hour youtube video on Fallout lore.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aren't a bunch of SEA countries blocking discord anyway?
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You like using Fat Man and killing your teammates with radiation, don't you Squidward?
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Spongebob Smug Pose
ALT: Spongebob Smug Pose
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
POV: You are slipping into a coma.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mozzarella sticks and garlic wings would fix me.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gay sex with a serial killer. Absolutely frot with danger.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean I'll be honest, it does. It's got some pretty reprehensible people doing terrible things all around, but it's not on the scale it was originally said to be.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The discord thing was wrong, it was someone basically getting facts wrong and touting them as true. The real story is it was a very small Matrix server (Discord alternative) of like 10 people. Blown way out of proportion.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Nuts Love
ALT: Nuts Love
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tell your new place I said hi back.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I found chick peas at the grocery store. God, they made food woke.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tank top implies the existence of tank bottoms.
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Guntank Fire
ALT: Guntank Fire
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'd turn it in to the police as lost and found. If they don't find the owner, it would be auctioned off after 90-120 days depending on your area.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Might've been me. I'm soiree.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I will have the first two at the same time thanks.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
AT THIS TIME OF DAY? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY ON YOUR BOOBIES?!
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It comes back if you die or reload, but there's an item that keeps it off permanently that you get from a specific shop that occasionally shows up in a certain area. It's 10k, though, because they know.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cooked dinner for a slut. Just, y'know, some food for thot.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Are you a bad enough dude to save porn games?
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A group of demonstrators is called a "fed".
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There's a bomb in it.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Life is like a hurricane, Here in Duckburg, Web-foot, flatbeak, feather brain, Those are duck slurs.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Cute Cat Begging
ALT: Cute Cat Begging
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Don't mind me just here begging for a French braid style.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Heard some guy was letting women peg him for money. Guess he was strapped for cash.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do you think any proctologists got into their line of work because they really liked anal fisting? What about the other way around?
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
God sends his naughtiest femboys to his most heterosexual soldiers.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've come up with a new drink idea. I call it the "excessive gulp". 7-11, call me.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
6 7!
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
People buying animation cells off ebay be like "yeah it was $200 but you can't put a price on history".
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Need a girl who will bounce on it neurotypical style.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yeah, the ghosts of my past sins do be silly sometimes. ❤️
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Not when you reach the unmedicated sleep-screaming phase, it isn't.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yeah but I make it work.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The flatwoods monster is a bitch.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No, mostly mozzarella sticks and various other breaded and fried foods.
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