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MothMan

@monmothman.bsky.social
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Mostly porn and uncomfortable jokes. Minors will be expunged.

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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Muggle trying to sound "cool" and "hip" with wizard kids, without actually understanding the slang he's using. "What up, my mudbloods?!"
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yoshi you can't do this to me, the map update has me too over-stimulated and I spent more time staring at all the new shit than I did actually playing the game.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doomed yuri but it's DOOM yuri and it's two imp girls about to kiss right before the marine shows up.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gay sex with a serial killer. Absolutely frot with danger.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I found chick peas at the grocery store. God, they made food woke.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tank top implies the existence of tank bottoms.
static.klipy.com
Guntank Fire
ALT: Guntank Fire
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cooked dinner for a slut. Just, y'know, some food for thot.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A group of demonstrators is called a "fed".
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Life is like a hurricane, Here in Duckburg, Web-foot, flatbeak, feather brain, Those are duck slurs.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Heard some guy was letting women peg him for money. Guess he was strapped for cash.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do you think any proctologists got into their line of work because they really liked anal fisting? What about the other way around?
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
God sends his naughtiest femboys to his most heterosexual soldiers.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've come up with a new drink idea. I call it the "excessive gulp". 7-11, call me.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Need a girl who will bounce on it neurotypical style.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Are you made of paper? Because I want you wrapped around my rock.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Catgirl gives birth in the middle of the street. Gets arrested for littering.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
How long do you think you could show an MMA fan Gachimuchi before they realized it was gay porn?
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My coping mechanism is imagining what it would be like to have a coping mechanism.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just talked to Mitch McConnel in the ICU. He told me who he has a crush on and circled their name THREE times on the note I passed him. We spoke just shy of 20 minutes.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I can't fix her, but I can take her on a series of mediocre dates that end in uncomfortable, awkward hugs.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Some middle school somewhere, some kid is gonna say another kid's mom is a foid.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Really digging the vibe-coding @bsky.app you guys are absolutely killing it. Literally. You are killing your app. This app is dying because of you.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy "he'll be back any day now" day!
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Props to Gooseworx for keeping that promise to absolutely destroy TADC.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Your honor, my client pleads "ehehe".
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jerking off but still pissed. I call that ragebaiting.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Your jock strap is showing.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Woman seducing a gay man: "But, I'm not straight..." "Neither is spaghetti until it gets hard."
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If I were a romance author I would make books about sexy vampires seducing women, but instead of being rich and mysterious, they'd be autistic and barely middle class.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEEE!
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Capcom saying Lao Shan Lung coming back is a good thing is like a doctor doing a broadway show to tell you you have AIDS.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Call me patient zero, 'cause I'd eat that bat.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Competitive text-based sex. ERPVP.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Jerkin hard, or hardly jerkin?
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Corporations suddenly giving a shit about gays this month, changing their logos to rainbows and all you hear is youtu.be/sbxmxyOewRA?...
youtu.be
Annihilation OST - The Alien - Meme Sound Effect
YouTube video by MemeSFX
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Don't worry babe, I only cheat on my taxes.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The only way I fuck is up.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Valve what the FUCK.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Can't stop, won't stop. Could stop, should stop. Breaks cut, fed op.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If I had a gf I'd be sure to keep her expectations low so I could surprise her often with meager gestures. "Babe look, I got you half a chocolate bar because you complete me!"
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Censored: Sexually obscure content.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
What if Picasso wasn't trying to draw modern art and just sucked at anatomy?
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My taste in women? Garlic parmesian.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
What is a "situationship" and why do I want to punch whoever says it in the mouth?
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I actually have a bit of a soft spot. It's near the top of my head.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy warm towel wrapped around a mesh torso day!
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Call me Minecraft Steve the way your chick is on my jockey.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Flat chested ghost. Small supernaturals.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Harem anime but every girl is yandere and they actively try to kill the others in an attempt to get him alone, but he said he hates murder more than anything for some reason, so now they have to all try and off eachother without him finding out.
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MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Yeah that's what I was hoping to see, Star Fox 64 with all the fun and joy sucked out of it like color is somehow a bad thing.
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