MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Muggle trying to sound "cool" and "hip" with wizard kids, without actually understanding the slang he's using. "What up, my mudbloods?!" 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yoshi you can't do this to me, the map update has me too over-stimulated and I spent more time staring at all the new shit than I did actually playing the game. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Doomed yuri but it's DOOM yuri and it's two imp girls about to kiss right before the marine shows up. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gay sex with a serial killer. Absolutely frot with danger. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I found chick peas at the grocery store. God, they made food woke. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tank top implies the existence of tank bottoms.static.klipy.comGuntank FireALT: Guntank Fire 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Cooked dinner for a slut. Just, y'know, some food for thot. 011
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Life is like a hurricane, Here in Duckburg, Web-foot, flatbeak, feather brain, Those are duck slurs. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Heard some guy was letting women peg him for money. Guess he was strapped for cash. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Do you think any proctologists got into their line of work because they really liked anal fisting? What about the other way around? 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026God sends his naughtiest femboys to his most heterosexual soldiers. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I've come up with a new drink idea. I call it the "excessive gulp". 7-11, call me. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Need a girl who will bounce on it neurotypical style. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Are you made of paper? Because I want you wrapped around my rock. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Catgirl gives birth in the middle of the street. Gets arrested for littering. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026How long do you think you could show an MMA fan Gachimuchi before they realized it was gay porn? 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My coping mechanism is imagining what it would be like to have a coping mechanism. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Just talked to Mitch McConnel in the ICU. He told me who he has a crush on and circled their name THREE times on the note I passed him. We spoke just shy of 20 minutes. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I can't fix her, but I can take her on a series of mediocre dates that end in uncomfortable, awkward hugs. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Some middle school somewhere, some kid is gonna say another kid's mom is a foid. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Really digging the vibe-coding @bsky.app you guys are absolutely killing it. Literally. You are killing your app. This app is dying because of you. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Props to Gooseworx for keeping that promise to absolutely destroy TADC. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Jerking off but still pissed. I call that ragebaiting. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Woman seducing a gay man: "But, I'm not straight..." "Neither is spaghetti until it gets hard." 010
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026If I were a romance author I would make books about sexy vampires seducing women, but instead of being rich and mysterious, they'd be autistic and barely middle class. 110
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Capcom saying Lao Shan Lung coming back is a good thing is like a doctor doing a broadway show to tell you you have AIDS. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Corporations suddenly giving a shit about gays this month, changing their logos to rainbows and all you hear is youtu.be/sbxmxyOewRA?...youtu.beAnnihilation OST - The Alien - Meme Sound EffectYouTube video by MemeSFX 110
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Can't stop, won't stop. Could stop, should stop. Breaks cut, fed op. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026If I had a gf I'd be sure to keep her expectations low so I could surprise her often with meager gestures. "Babe look, I got you half a chocolate bar because you complete me!" 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026What if Picasso wasn't trying to draw modern art and just sucked at anatomy? 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 13/05/2026What is a "situationship" and why do I want to punch whoever says it in the mouth? 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I actually have a bit of a soft spot. It's near the top of my head. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Call me Minecraft Steve the way your chick is on my jockey. 000
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Harem anime but every girl is yandere and they actively try to kill the others in an attempt to get him alone, but he said he hates murder more than anything for some reason, so now they have to all try and off eachother without him finding out. 010
MothMan @monmothman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Yeah that's what I was hoping to see, Star Fox 64 with all the fun and joy sucked out of it like color is somehow a bad thing. 000