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Monkey shooder

@monkeyshooder.bsky.social
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Celtic season ticket holder, JS lower sec139, new stevenston csc, getting old, love a glass of red wine, walks with my black lab.indy republican scotland 🍀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇸🇩

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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 7h
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Dodgyfoo @dodgyfoo.bsky.social · 1h
This 👇 👇 👇!!!!!!!!
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A £2 free bet😄
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BBC News - Scottish crime writer Peter May dies aged 74 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Sad news, the Lewis trilogy was a fantastic read, even though i managed to read the middle book 1st 😄 a big loss to Scottish literature.
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Scottish crime writer Peter May dies aged 74
May was one of Scotland's most prolific television and crime writers and sold 15 million books around the world.
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A few months ago we were told these guys were so traumatised after a glasgow derby they were terrefied to police another one, amazing what a wee jolly to stick it to the taigs will do for morale 😠
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BBC News - Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... This convicted domestic abuser and kidnapper, cried like a fucking baby, yet hundreds of coked up lowlifes think he's a hero 😂😂😂
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Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel
Daniel Thomas is accused of criminal damage after a video appeared to show him slashing at a dinghy.
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BBC News - Burnham brands ban on football fans drinking alcohol in stands as 'discrimination' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... All for this, but EPL fans are treated like lords compared to SPFL fans, both the Scottish goverment and police see us as scum and treat us as such, match day, were suspects😠
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BBC News - Sir Jim Ratcliffe suspends production at key UK plants blaming high gas prices - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... More moaning from this moron, everybodies fault but his🫩 this tells all you need to know about the billionare con man😠⬇️
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BBC News - Billionaire Man United owner says he has lost confidence in the UK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... This evil fucker has took away thousands of peoples livelyhoods, closed down industries all over the uk, he closed oil producing Scotlands only oil refinery, 2 faced horrible man.
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Gerry 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🍀 @gerryr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So my horse bet today 😁 Airforce one 12/1 £2 single Highwayman 12/1 £2 single £1:60 double Winnings £320 🤗
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I,m sure iv'e mentioned before, i find it astonishing that billionares manage to persuade poor people, that even poorer people are to blame for then for being poor🥺
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seen a wee video of huns being asked if they would go to see oasis at Celtic park, most said NAW for various bigoted reasons, but one stood out " am no gone there tay enjoy maself " same old, same old🤔😂😂😂
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A lot of talk on KDS and huddle board that theres a chance Jota will be on the bench tomorow 😲🤗😃🍀
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mates grandson is missing from the Motherwell area, any help would be appreciated.
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
2 full backs that cant last 90mins, a center half who couldnt do more than 90mins, 2 wingers who couldn't beat a man, the drop off in quality when subs were made was cupable, 2nd half performance was embarrassing, fuck me this is a new low for me.
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This Dundee derby is like watching two primary school classes playing each other, plenty effort but no quality, some ridiculously bad 1st 2nd and 3rd touches😲😂😂😂
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RGC A Celtic Podcast @rgcceltic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another plug for a quite cheery episode if you're looking for something to listen to on the way to the game tonight
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Stephen @bigsteviebhoy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have finally put a wee shop together. Not a great deal on it just now, new designs being worked on at the moment and will be added soon as. cafcreations.bigcartel.com BLUESKYBHOYS gets ye 10% off 1st order. Still doing non-Celtic personalised stuff, get in touch for a quote
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You could put Davy Dodds in that away top and he'd look good 🤗
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RGC A Celtic Podcast @rgcceltic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Another plug for this week's episode. 80% cheeriness 20% miserableness A significant improvement on last week's percentages
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
How much were the tickets to listen to Calvin Harris playing his greatest hit CD at Hampden tonight 🤔
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tonight i have a cairngorm wild cat ale, chasing down a 15yo Glenfidich🤗
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Celtic for the last 25 years have dominated the SPL, it's the end of a era,our strangle hold on Scottish football has been deminishing in ever decreasing circles, over promoted incompetent accountants and lawyers are killing us, it's been a gas, i've loved it, i despise the board fuck them all🥺🍀
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You know it's grimm at Celtic, even the click bait sites have stopped puting out Celtic transfer stories🥺
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
When's the highlights on itv 😄
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Full grown adult England fan in the crowd with a replica world cup, FFS grow up ya prick and ram it up yer arse 😵😭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💩
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
England quarter final champions of the world👏
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bought a ice maker last week, arrived on the thursday, great bit of kit, on friday another one arrived, now if this was a small indipendant trader, i would have sent it back, but it was amazon, so fuck em, eldest daughter now has one too😅
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
For some reason in this world cup iv'e noticed, countries who have royal families have the most dreary national anthems, countries without parasites as head of states have more uplifting anthems🤔
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I assume some where in the world there was a lot of money on Paraguay not recieving a card, apalling refereing, this ref was iether corrupt or way out his depth🤔
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Paraguay, a horrible ugly team, the international athletico madrid 😠
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
1min in and already my least favroute word is used "expat" every country in the world has imigrants, except the brits they have lovely cuddly expats😠
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
England go 2-0 up, thinks i'll put the Croatia game on, switches over only to hear that 2 faced smarmy cvnt mccoist, switched back to England🥺
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sitting out the back garden with a nice glass of red and a badger just ran by me, shat it🦡😅
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Thought we would regret only scoring 1 goal against Hiati, like 1974 only scoring 2 v ziare, but you never know🤔
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I love the warm weather, hot sunny days are heaven for me😁 but sitting out in the garden at 10pm still day light, with a glass of red, shorts and t shirt on, is just magical🤗
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If you get 5yr jail for stealing £400k, what do get for stealing £22 million, asking for a tory peer🤔 #michellemone
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
According to the commentator, Declan Rice is the best corner kick taker in the world😲 i'm 63 years of age and i have never heard any player described as the best corner kick taker, i smell 💩
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This was the first ever picture I was sent of little Stormzy. He had been hit by a car and had a brain injury. His owner was told he had to be put to sleep. But he didn’t have the money to do it. You won’t believe how good Stormzy looks now… (1/6) 🧵
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Just seen this on vinted 😂😂😂
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Piss poor game, expected more from Mexico, SA were poor, referee and VAR truly awful, all topped off by McCoist incoherent ramblings🥺
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Phil Mac Giolla Bháin @philmacgiollabhain.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If you follow me on Twitter/X then I've been hacked and locked out of the account. I've reported it etc. Nothing that appears there at the moment is from me. Please share.
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
PSG player has a shot, just over the bar, the fucking football genius, steven gerard states " he didn't need to hit it as high as that" no shit ya thick cunt🥺😂😂😂
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Got a partial knee replacment yesterday, thankfully will be home in time for kickoff🍀 mon the hoops.🍀
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Up the Celts🍀
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Thought 2nd half both teams were poor, penalty? If it was against Celtic, i'd be going balistic😂
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Derek mcinnes 😂😂😂😂 🤡
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Get Scales and Tounekti so far to fuck away from this team, fuckin hopeless.
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Monkey shooder @monkeyshooder.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Swap the words Palestinian for orange and jewish for catholic, and he couldn't give a shit😠
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